Official Pizza Topping Tier List

[Yeah Galo Sengan]

chicken + bbq sauce for godtier

 

[alamaster]

another S tier topping you guys forgot:

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[Jellicent]

Penis is a low tier topping: it needs support from a pretty / decent enough looking chick to be acceptable.

 

[Chou Toshio]

pineapple is an acceptable ingrediant as long as it doesn't force the word "Hawaiian" into the name of the pizza...

...pineapple pizza sucks...

 

[Cooky]

another S tier topping you guys forgot:

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let it be known

ala loves chomping on dick

 

[moot]

i, too, remember the closet fondly

 

[cookie]

moot my man what's up

 

[moot]

oh you know just the same old

im allowed to do this kids maybe someday when you get on my level you can break the rules like this

also to make this slightly more on topic i googled 'preetza' in hopes it would make this post more topping-worthy but all i found was this

so

 

[Surgo]

Bumping this with my important contribution.

I'm not going to argue any tier placement, as I think they are correct. Just want to talk about two toppings though: anchovies and tomatoes.

Anchovies are a strange topping, I think their bottom tier placement mostly comes from hype. If you haven't tried them on a pizza before you really should give it a shot. Their ultimate problem comes that they really just don't play well with other toppings -- they need to stand by themselves or not show up at all.

Tomatoes could make a stronger showing if more chefs would figure out the trick to not making them soggy (basically, the right amount of salt). No argument from me otherwise.