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Palaeontology! Mark 2

Concluding that smilodon-a member of felidae-was more like bears (other then the skull)?

An extinct cat being like a bear physically (or, even more so), and hunting using a similar method to bears (although, bears are slower in running, and thus less able) isn't something one can simply guess.

Lions and tigers are of similar size to S. fatilis. T. carnifex is a good deal smaller.

Arguably, knowing how any extinct animal hunted, or how it was built physically, doesn't really matter. Even if that animal is a relatively recent ancestor of humans. Although, in the ladder case it would probably be something that many (but still less than the majority of the US population, as over 50% are creationist) find interesting.

They are fucked up skeletally compared to their carnivoran friends

Really?
I've never heard of this. It sounds very interesting. Do you have a source/some information on this?
 
Yeah my source of information for mustelid skeletons comes from my senior level mammology class I took in university.

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yeah your commonplace mustelid is pretty fucked up


When cats tackle large prey, especially prey larger than themselves, they often do it by mauling them and overpowering them, similar to a bear. The simple fact that most members of the smilodon group were not only hunting prey that was alot bigger than them but they couldn't bite (cept Xenosmilus, that thing was a badass) until the prey was restrained seems pretty much open and shut to me that they would be similar.
 
I just realized I'm kind of being hard on you Paramylodon...

It's because I hold you to a higher standard, and you really brought that on yourself...(it's a good thing)
 
and you really brought that on yourself...(it's a good thing)


lol. Could you elaborate on all that?

Though as for "going hard on me", I appreciate it, in that these are interesting subjects in which I'd like to learn more. I was simply a little surprised with your attack on the article, as I don't really see a line between that any most other areas of research in regards to paleontology (and also because, like I said, I personally found it interesting). I took a few days break from posting simply because I didn't see it getting anywhere, and felt to lazy to type up a responce. Now, however, that there is school the following day for which I have a good deal of work due that hasn't been done yet, I was desperate for something else to do so I can procrastinate further.

Yeah my source of information for mustelid skeletons comes from my senior level mammology class I took in university.
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yeah your commonplace mustelid is pretty fucked up

Okay, when it comes to overall morphology (bones) I guess this may be true. Many are very long bodied and narrow, so that they may pursue burrowing animals (while remaining significantly larger then them). This also calls for a very flexible spine, relatively short legs, and overall many other features that aren't typical of other carnivores.
Included among these is also an extremely fast metabolism (as the long body exasperates the issue of having a high surface area to body mass ratio that small animals have). This influences there behavior.
I was curious, because on the forums I often discuss things on, some people are a member of a "cult" of mustilidae somehow being superior to all other families in physical ability. That got me very curious when it was mentioned that their skeletons are very different (something I haven't heard explicitly stated before).

When it comes to mechanical advantage, they would face the exact same trade offs as other animals, were the same things are more or less efficient based off of life style, leading to their general similarity in this regard (which doesn't impact overall morphology).
The fossorial badgers having relatively long olecranons for digging just like other diggers, and the non digging ones also having generally similar features.

When cats tackle large prey, especially prey larger than themselves, they often do it by mauling them and overpowering them, similar to a bear.

Modern cats?
I do not believe this is the case.
Youtube video of a grizzly predating on a larger caribou
In the video, you can see the grizzly physically wrestling and overpowering the caribou (which did not run away; otherwise the bear probably would have been to slow to capture it..perhaps the caribou was injured, as I've hard suggested, and thus wasn't able to run). The felines have more flexible spines (as the article I posted states) and thus would have been able to run and accelerate quickly enough to capture a running animal (better then bears, which for this reason don't make the best of predators typically of anything other then very young prey). They did however go extinct as slowe moving herbivores died out, suggesting that perhaps they couldn't run fast enough to prey on the remaining herbivores alive today.

Description of a grizzly preying on a muskox (an animal that would, again, be larger):
Muskox Bull Killed by
a
Barren-Ground Grizzly Bear,
Thelon Game Sanctuary,
INTRODUCTION
Muskoxen and barren-ground grizzly bears are relatively common along the banks of the Thelon River in the Thelon Game Sanctuary. In June 1981 we were flying a helicopter search of the Thelon River area during a study of water crossings used by barren-ground caribou (Rangifer tarandus groenlandicus). In the early afternoon of 23 June we were flying eastward when we spotted a grizzly bear standing on its hind legs among willow (Sulix spp.) bushes in a clearing surrounded by black spruce (Picea mariana) on the north shore. As there were two gulls (Larus spp.) in attendance, indicating the possibility of a kill, we circled closer and could then see a dead muskox on the ground near the bear. The grizzly bear alternately reared up and dropped onto all fours as we came close and when the helicopter was about 100-150 m away, the bear galloped away.
We landed near the carcass of an adult muskox bull lying on its left side. The carcass was intact except for some exposed flesh and head wounds. The nose was tom away and the nasal turbinal bones were crushed and the cartilage torn. The right ear was split and torn away at the base where there was a penetrating wound into the skull. Traumatized http://pubs.aina.ucalgary.ca/arctic/Arctic35-4-545.pdfareas were hemorrhagic, indicating that the wounds were inflicted on a living animal. The hide and musculature had been removed in the lumbar and thoracic areas, exposing the vertebrae and the right scapula. The internal organs were still intact and warm to touch. Subsequent histological examination of the dental annuli of a first incisor indicated that the muskox bull was 9-10 years old.
The greening sedges (Carex spp.) immediately around the carcass were trampled and we backtracked along a disturbed path to a heavily trampled area of 5 m in diameter about 15 m away. The willow bushes peripheral to that trampled area were flecked with blood clots and clumps of blood-stained muskox wool.
The ground cover was beaten down and the ground surface disturbed in many places with footprints pushed 10-15 cm or more into wet soil. We suggest that the grizzly bear surprised the muskox bull while it was grazing on sedge (indicated by rumen contents). The bear most likely grabbed the bull above the muzzle. In response, the bull must have braced its front legs and tried to dislodge the bear, suggested by front-foot hoof prints driven deep (15 cm) into the churned-up ground. Either the bull collapsed or the bear swung him off balance. At that point, the bear probably transferred its bite to just below the back of the bull’s horn boss. After making the kill, the bear dragged the carcass to where we found it, and had begun feeding when we interrupted. We returned about 48 hours later and found a light grey wolf (Canis lupus) and a grizzly bear whose colouring suggested it was not the bear that had made the kill. The carcass was dismembered and had settled into the wet ground. Most of the muscle masses and the internal organs had been consumed and the limb bones were scattered around the hide. The rumen had been pulled from the carcass but had not been fed on.
The destruction of the facial area was also the mode of attack of a barren-ground grizzly bear killing a caribou cow whose carcass we found on the Beverly caribou herd’s calving ground, northeast of the Thelon Game Sanctuary, in June 1981. Griffel and Basile (1981) described puncture wounds in the frontal or jugal bones of 109 of 332 bear- killed sheep (Ovis aires) in Idaho. The facial area is richly innervated, and Mystervd (1975) in Griffel and Basile (1981) suggested that unconsciousness and hypoxic asphyxiation would follow severe and sudden injury to that area. Also, the seizing of the muskox bull’s muzzle would reduce chances of the muskox using its horns to gore the bear and increase the bear’s chances of throwing the muskox offits feet.
Solitary muskox bulls usually seem particularly alert, and their speed of response, size, strength, thick coat and horns must combine to make them a formidable quarry even for a grizzly bear. The location of this kill, at the edge of a small clearing where ambush by rushing from nearby cover was possible, suggests that the kill was opportunistic. The muskox bull was probably so intent on foraging on the new growth of sedges 10-20 cm high that he was not aware of his attacker until it was too late. The femoral marrow fat was pinkish-white and firm, suggesting good nutritional status, and we did not observe any obvious infirmities that would have made the bull particularly vulnerable.
Tener (1965) summarized predation on muskoxen and noted that Pederson’s report of a possible kill by a polar bear (Ursus rnaririrnus) may be the only reported instance of bear predation. He further commented that predation by barren-ground grizzly bears is rare, since up to 1965 only Hornby (1934, in Tener, 1965) had observed bears feeding on muskoxen on the banks of the Thelon River. In the late 1970s A.M. Hall (pers. comm.) observed grizzly bears feeding on muskox carcasses along the banks of the Thelon River (see photograph of grizzly bear sleeping near partially- eaten bull muskox in Hall, 1980). In 1978, on the banks of the Thelon, Hall observed three muskox carcasses on which grizzlies had fed, but he could not determine whether the bears had killed or were scavenging the muskoxen. Hall (pers. comm.) believes that grizzly bear predation on muskoxen is high, especially on solitary bulls along the Thelon River, probably because the dense willow stands favour surprise ambushes. In June and July 1981, we saw only solitary bull muskoxen feeding in the willow stands, which leads us to the same supposition. Within 40 km of the carcass described in this paper, during the same flight, we observed five other grizzlies on the north shore. Pegau (1973) briefly described an apparent kill of a 2- or 3-year- old muskox by a bear but the carcass was almost com- pletely consumed, so scavenging could not be ruled out. The carcass was found on the Seward Peninsula, Alaska, where Grauvogel (1979) speculated that the slow rate of increase of the transplanted muskox herd might be par- tially attributed to grizzly bear predation on muskox calves, though no evidence was cited. Our account of an apparently healthy, prime adult muskox bull that was killed by a grizzly bear is the first documentation of such an event.
From here.
The bear took the charge of the muskox, grabbed the head, and then began to wrestle and managed to bring the muskox down, and crushed some bones of it's face.
Overall, very similar to the tactic used on the caribou (also took the charge, and wrestled the other animal down, although in that case it looks like the grizzly bit at the kneck, rather then the face).

This is very explicitly wresstling down the prey, rather then ambushing, and pulling down (tripping, to some extant) after grabbing around the neck and getting a throat hold with the jaws as felines typically do.

Overall, it appears very different from modern felines.

The simple fact that most members of the smilodon group were not only hunting prey that was alot bigger than them

And what is your source? This is an assumption that comes from the conclusions of the studies of the sort I posted.

but they couldn't bite (cept Xenosmilus, that thing was a badass) until the prey was restrained seems pretty much open and shut to me that they would be similar.

Yes, Xenosmilus, as the cookie-cutter cat was different, and likely killed by biting chunks out.
The interesting thing is Homotherium was built like modern cats. Only Smilodon (at least fatilis and populator; I'm not sure about gracilis) were built like bears.
This clearly implies some differences.

EDIT:
Youtube video of lioness(es) hunting
Should give an idea of the contrast.
When they hunted, they brought the prey down either by tackling it, or simply grabbing on and having the weight pull them down (all of this was prey not to much larger, if at all, however). When you saw a little bit of one attacking an adult cape buffalo, it simply grabbed hold around the neck, and hung on while biting at it. Not really grappling or wrestling with prey (although it looks more efficient).
Further edit:
Very curious. I keep on editing the quote from the article on grizzly predation on musk ox, as the title is in a separate quote box, yet each time I delete the tags that seperate it and click save, they reappear.
 
Okay this is totally retarded to begin with. I doubt there is an ecological relevance behind smilodon appearing similar to bears in this reguard because it is purely superficial. I say this because bears are much more adept at digging and other random tasks. Unless you're prepared to tell me that Smilodon did alot of digging, it's really a proof of nothing at all other than "hey these look similar but really don't function in a similar way".

See what I'm saying? It may have had some results, but the whole premise of the study was a frivilous use of grant money and a hideous waste of resources.
 
The point was morphologically they were apparently built to function in a similar way, which was supposed to be the interesting thing.
Also, about funding, it was done by The University of New South Wales, Sydney, NSW 2052, Australia.
Blame "The University of New South Wales", and not the government for funding it.
 
you do realize that university funding is often or exclusively from the government or organizations like NSERC and no matter how you slice it there are limited research funds available, especially for low(er) brow things like this (as compared to, say, cancer research). So wasting is still wasting and draws away from a pool of funds that everyone is trying to get a slice of.

The point was morphologically they were apparently built to function in a similar way, which was supposed to be the interesting thing.

so much more consise than a bunch of charts and hand waving, isn't it? I love simpler things. They cannot be morphologically evolved to function in the same way unless they are doing the same thing or something very closely mimicing the movements of said function. I really hope you aren't taking this poor example of homoplasy at more than face value here. You won't be convincing me that bears function the same way ecologically that Smilodon did, so you might as well give up on that being 'of significance' right now.

Also I beseech you to please understand that there are far more important studies waiting in the wings in palaeo than a comparison of a typical ursid and an extinct felid. Just wait til academia jades you right in the face, sometime around 3rd year or so, I'm positive you'll see that studies like this are fickle. The problem I have here isn't necessarily the results, it's the fact that someone had the gaul to compare a bear and various cats and figure out that one of the more compact cats is homoplasically more bear like. It really doesn't hold much significance phylogenetically either, since that has been pretty much resolved for years.

It really just screams to me that someone was either out of ideas or gave one of their 'b' ideas to a grad student to muddle his way through. What the hell ever happened to the days when people published on scientifically massive things like Thelodonts with preserved stomachs and gills? I know not everyone can discover the worlds largest Ichthyosaur every single time, but come on people there are so many undescribed specimens from the Burgess Shale alone that they are finding new species and resolving things more and more every damn year (see: Odontogriphus). Speaking of frivilous publication, I'd like to point out that Cope and Marsh were both giant assholes.

Now I await some of the smartasses I've talked to on IRC that like to tell me my job is a frivolity in and of itself, as if learning the history of this planet isn't something paramount given Lyell's Uniformitarianism.

Just think, without palaeo the Tuatara may well be just a 'curious lizard with a jugal bar" as opposed to the super unique last vestige of the Spenodontia. Without palaeo we certainly wouldn't have kicked Monotremata out of Mammalia proper. Incase you're wondering, it certainly vamps up the endangered priority of these animals when you realize they aren't just a curiousity and aren't just an endangered species but they are, infact, endangered orders at times. Speaking of which, I full expect turtles to be finally ejected from the reptilia and into their proper anapsid home.

All that being said, I'm certain you have some really really awesome Carnivoran related studies ferretted (see what I did there?) away. Do you by chance have anything on the faunal exchange (specifically felids and Phorusrhacids) after the formation of the American isthmus? I would also be keen to see that study about North American pronghorn antelope running speed explained by the (former) presence of the North American cheetah, though I suspect it's not as in depth as I would like I would certainly hope for speed estimates based on bone strength, size, processes and etc.
 
I feel wrong for almost intruding on this private thread lol. I'm not a paleo expert though so I can't comment much. Just a few comments ^__^

It really doesn't hold much significance phylogenetically either, since that has been pretty much resolved for years.

I don't see what's wrong with repeatedly verifying theories. I suppose there are more important things that could be done with research funding, but often new ideas and discoveries can arise out of even the most trivial of experiments that are only attempting to mimic and verify already established principles.

Now I await some of the smartasses I've talked to on IRC that like to tell me my job is a frivolity in and of itself, as if learning the history of this planet isn't something paramount given Lyell's Uniformitarianism.

I don't really see how Uniformitarianism contradicts the idea of studying natural history. I always found it a regurgitation of Galileo's concept that a physical law is universal is constant and unchanging anyway.
 
Again, the study had absolutely nothing to do with phylogeny. That was never said to be part of the intent. The intent was to predict behavior
You are repeatedly bashing a study without actually knowing anything about it, and only assuming you do based off the fact that you placed it in some sort of contrived group of "irrelevant money-consuming studies".
The introduction is here, so that one can see what the purpose of the study was:
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If you don't care enough at all to read it, then I see no point in holding this discussion and serving as a second hand source as to the intent of the article when it is itself directly available.
If you read it, and again conclude that it really doesn't serve anything important, fine. I will be done, and understand that some other things may in your opinion more urgently require study.
The authors of the article weren't university students, but professors, including Dr. Stephen Wroe (the same man who made the study predicting megalodon's bite force, as well as bite forces for numerous other animals, including the bite force charts I've posted before). None of this stuff is that useful.

Just wait til academia jades you right in the face
, sometime around 3rd year or so

I very well may be misunderstanding your meaning here (I'm not quite sure what "jades" means), but I'm already quite apathetic about school work and such, so I'm not entirely certain if I understand your point here.

sometime around 3rd year or so, I'm positive you'll see

Well, we'll see when I'm older/more educated (with the ladder more likely being the cause behind this?).

that studies like this are fickle.

Fickle, as in...?
I'm retarded when it comes to the english language (despite it being my strongest language). I don't know words as simple as fickle, discrete, or jades. On the ACT writing section I landed myself in the 29th percentile (as in, 71% of those who take the ACT were better then I am).
I regularly use "define:" searches on google to try and understand what is being said.
The results that came up for fickle tended to say things such as "erratic" and "quick to change", so I've no idea what it is you mean by these things being fickle.

it's the fact that someone had the gaul to compare a bear and various cats and figure out that one of the more compact cats is homoplasically more bear like.

That is what the measurements revealed. I posted the results of the multivariate analysis.
Again, however, the fact that I don't know what exactly gaul means, and I have trouble figuring these things out from context, make me have some trouble understanding the exact meaning of your statements.

It really doesn't hold much significance phylogenetically either, since that has been pretty much resolved for years.
Yes, hence why that was never discussed.

It really just screams to me that someone was either out of ideas or gave one of their 'b' ideas to a grad student to muddle his way through.

Perhaps Dr. Wroe was out of ideas.

What the hell ever happened to the days when people published on scientifically massive things like Thelodonts with preserved stomachs and gills?

Not sure, but perhaps that is why the article was one that requires payment/some sort of membership to see (I asked an associate for a variety of such articles), rather then actually being something published openly on the internet.

I know not everyone can discover the worlds largest Ichthyosaur every single time, but come on people there are so many undescribed specimens from the Burgess Shale alone that they are finding new species and resolving things more and more every damn year (see: Odontogriphus).

Hopefully something scientifically significant will be found.

Just think, without palaeo the Tuatara may well be just a 'curious lizard with a jugal bar" as opposed to the super unique last vestige of the Spenodontia. Without palaeo we certainly wouldn't have kicked Monotremata out of Mammalia proper. Incase you're wondering, it certainly vamps up the endangered priority of these animals when you realize they aren't just a curiousity and aren't just an endangered species but they are, infact, endangered orders at times. Speaking of which, I full expect turtles to be finally ejected from the reptilia and into their proper anapsid home.

The entire naming system isn't that great in some regards, or at least, it seems like this to me. It doesn't really show phylogenetic relatedness as well as it perhaps could through the various levels.

All that being said, I'm certain you have some really really awesome Carnivoran related studies ferretted (see what I did there?) away. Do you by chance have anything on the faunal exchange (specifically felids and Phorusrhacids) after the formation of the American isthmus? I would also be keen to see that study about North American pronghorn antelope running speed explained by the (former) presence of the North American cheetah, though I suspect it's not as in depth as I would like I would certainly hope for speed estimates based on bone strength, size, processes and etc.

I would have to look into it.
The article I posted simply happened to be one I was reading, realized it had something to do with paleontology, and thus decided to simply post for the sake of posting something to revive this thread (and then later defend when it was attacked).
I will take note to refrain from doing so in the future unless it involves something of major consequence.
 
caelum said:
I suppose there are more important things that could be done with research funding

That's the whole point right there Caelum. It's not a bad thing to have little studies like this by any stretch, I'm just a grumpy person overall about things that aren't really pressing. The amount of data coming in is staggering, the focus should be on collecting and categorizing that data instead of splitting hairs that don't even need be split (at least not right away).

say-lum said:
I don't really see how Uniformitarianism contradicts the idea of studying natural history. I always found it a regurgitation of Galileo's concept that a physical law is universal is constant and unchanging anyway.

I was being sarcastic, uniformitarianism is basically the best reason to study the history of the planet.


para said:
Again, however, the fact that I don't know what exactly gaul means, and I have trouble figuring these things out from context, make me have some trouble understanding the exact meaning of your statements.

In this case balls=gaul.

paramylodon said:
I will take note to refrain from doing so in the future unless it involves something of major consequence.

that's not the point at all man, but if you post something you're going to be hearing my opinion about it whether you want it or not :P


Long article snippet that I read again said:
Of fucking course convergence is happening in these lineages and of fucking course it reflects behaviour. Seriously.

Also, if you don't understand a word, www.wikipedia.org is your best friend ever! I use it all the time.

damn I hate when long pertinent posts are made as I post my post and then I have to edit it!
 
I went behind the scenes at the Natural History Museum in London where they keep all the fossils. It was incredible even though i'm not really interested in paleaontology. Its bizarre they have about 500,000 cabinets for storage/fossils there but i only got to see a glimpse of it. I imagine you would have been drooling.
 
Some of those collections contain stuff that is undescribed or poorly described. Palaeo is often a smash and grab, especially in the past, just to get it out of the ground and put it away to get more stuff before it erodes.

It's really awesome to see something on that scale, I've never seen a museum that big before to be honest.

if your name is paramylodon or if you like 3d ct scans of fossils and non fossils, click here
 
I went behind the scenes at the Natural History Museum in London where they keep all the fossils. It was incredible even though i'm not really interested in paleaontology. Its bizarre they have about 500,000 cabinets for storage/fossils there but i only got to see a glimpse of it. I imagine you would have been drooling.

Darn you >.<, they have Archeopteryx back there. That would be so cool to see. 15 years I have been going there and you see tons of stuff I probably never will, lucky bastard :p.

Oh, are there any theropod experts around here? I need a second opinion with some teeth I managed to pick up at a shop in a small town, they had a species listing on them but I wanted another opinion.

One is almost perfectly conical, and looks like it is just a tip as it looks like it snapped (when the animal was alive). It was labled as Spinosaurus Agypticus (Sp?), I havent seen a spinosaurus tooth before so I cant be sure.

Another is flat and slighlty curved back, very large about two inchs. It has serations on the back only. It was labled as Carcharodontosaurus Saharicus, and like with Spiny I havent seen the animal up close, so I dont trust my own judgement on this :p.

If anyone can tell me if these teeth are from the animals I listed them please tell me, thankyou.
 
post pics is all I can say really, the spinosaur could easily be a mosasaur from the description, they are also very common on the fossil trade. The Charcharodontosaur could easily be a tyrannosaurid of any variety, so pics help alot.
 
I feel this is due for an update.


I am back from my injury with a weaker back but one that if functional. The only true test is fieldwork, of course, and just in time because fieldwork is coming! I just got slapped in the face with a viral infection though, which I caught from my girlfriend of course. That'll teach me for saying "I don't care I'll take care of you".

Well, I recovered from that and with tax return in hand to more than recover from the assrape that was Workers Comp's shit pay, I am ready. Any day now I'll be shipped out somewhere, hopefully it's not hideous like some jobs but I really don't know where it'll be.

So yeah, my apologies for the dullness of this thread versus the last one, I honestly didn't expect my injury + viral combo to knock me out this bad. Go figure, eh?
 
Mormoopid, what do you think about the idea of the alledged Lock Ness monster being a Pleiseosaur? Do you think it's possible? I've been interested in that lately, after seeing it on Good Morning America.
 
The assumption that is being made by you, first of all, is that the loch ness monster exists. Something like a large bodied plesiosaur, and a population of them especially, is probably not very plausible given the higher metabolism requiring larger amounts of prey and a loch just isn't big enough to meet the criteria.

It's actually entirely plausible that it's a simple case of mistaken identity. I dunno what fauna live there, but in the past similar creatures have been debunked as giant sturgeons or pike. Those things can get monsterous, infact there are cases of them being large enough to eat a medium sized dog WHOLE. Funny thing is, both pike and sturgeons date back to the cretaceous anyways, so it still has the mystique of an ancient lineage living today.
 
An ominous wind was blowing through Calgary the last week.

It seemed as if spring was finally upon us, on April 22. A bone chilling wind began blowing on this day, cutting the warmth in half. 8AM rolls around, almost on the nose, and I get a call. Workers Compensation Board has an update: I've been declared ready to go back to full duties (and rightly so) thanks to an examination done the previous week.

A little pissed cause the call cost me anywhere from 15-30 minutes of sleep, I get ready for work in the 5 minutes (not counting shower) it takes most reasonable men to get ready. I get into work, only to find that a snowstorm is upon us. Within a few hours we have 2 inches of snow, on fucking April 22. This is kind of rediculous, even for Calgary; though we have, in my lifetime, had blizzards in August so it's not unexpected.

I ask my boss if WCB has called her yet; she says no. At about 2PM a fax comes in, stating in writing that I'm cleared and WCB is backing off. My boss starts doing paperwork, photocopying, etc- Hey, that's MY job lately, since they have an archaeologist who doesn't know his ass from an apperture (though he learned the word and won't stop saying it) doing my fucking job lately.

4PM rolls around, my boss asks to talk to me and leads me to a private area of the building. Good choice having the hottest division manager there to help her so I had something to look at. I was told I am laid off, as of May 20th. I have vacation time to abuse, same as lieu time and only have to work about 5 more days til I can fuck off forever with pay. I wish I'd gotten the deal the last guys got- 3 weeks pay, paid out lieu and vacation time and escorted out.

Another palaeo position may be opening up soon in Calgary though; I'd be number one pick for that as I am very close friends with the person opening it up. Aside from that, my best friend is moving to calgary soon and we'll be going on many palaeo adventures in our spare time, including mammal skull hunting in Calgary if I can track down locality data.

tl;dr- I was laid off FML
 
in defiance of being laid off, and of my apparently not better back (as a 2km test hike without a backpack hurt my back severely today), I went to a place called Jura Creek near world famous Banff National Park (but still like 30 minutes or more outside of it's borders).

Well, we get into banff to check things out before the hike and get some food, and come across this:

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An elk, doing shit. It's awesome, it's giant, and it gets angry soon after I photograph it so I book it, considering they love attacking tourists.

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Oh look, a white tailed deer, doing stuff in the town of banff. This one booked it on me shortly after, but was a good photography subject!

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We went up the side of mount Norquay on some road switchbacks and found these gems everywhere (they were also all over the fucking place on the way to Jura Creek). Big Horn Sheep, with babies in tow! They were cool and not afraid of me.

We get to the site and see some fossil burrows

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and my girlfriend is really excited

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We didn't have proper gear to tackle the cliffs at the site and the water within, so we geared up (she bought new hiking boots!) and we are going in deeper tomorrow. So far, we have found some chunks of Devonian reef, a recrystalized snail, the above burrows and some coral that actually had some structure after light metamorphozing!

We are going to see some rad rugose horn corals tomorrow, I'll get some pics if the snow isn't too bad. We also hope to find Crinoids and Placoderms, but there is a small chance, I suppose, of shark teeth too. Wish us luck, I'll be doped up on pain killers and shark shaped fruit snacks (for luck) to get me through! More pics tomorrow!
 
it was blizzarding and 32F up in the mountains the last few days and we got hit in Calgary too a bit. It's the prairies at the foot of the mountains- we have two seasons: asshole hot and asshole cold.

So we get to the site and we can tell there's something brewing as far as weather. My girlfriend, Shay, doesn't waste any time finding a great fossil on her first 'official' palaeontology trip.

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This is what's called a Rugose or horn coral, recrystalized by light metamorphosing of the reef it was preserved in.

We make our way down the cobble loaded dry riverbed to see the ominous cliffs
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We saw that there was like 5 feet of water at an impassable choke point (aka the cliffs are as little as 3feet apart at times). We tried goin up and around, but were met with a 100m sheer vertical drop. Naturally, I start heaving massive boulders over the edge of it because, let's face it, I'm a man and men do shit like that all the time.

We decide to go back down and try to get through the freezing cold mountain water somehow...

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Thank goodness for ice covered logs, it was pretty sketchy though. Shay was really excited to take on the challenge, so I had to remind her to take it one person at a time- if a catstrophic log failure occured, I wanted only one of us to have our day ruined by hypothermia.

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Yeah, the path narrowed and was filled with massive boulders that were ice and snow covered. Talk about dangerous, climbing on that shit is bad when you can actually see your footing, nevermind guessing as you go.

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The snow covered up to 4 feet of water and was at times up to 6 feet thick. Lucky it was somewhat hardened and we could walk over it!

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You can tell how impressed I am by the inherant danger. If a bear came, we would have been so very fucked as we had nowhere to run and the only defense I brought was my rock hammer. Man, that'd be a wicked video to see, me versus a bear finally.

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Check out the cool icicles coming off the ice overhang. The flat part overlies the water, that's so neat! Icicles were kind of a pain in the ass, several times we had to break off 3 foot long ice javelins (that were used as such ;P) just to have a place to stand next to the water.

And here it is, the best find of the day:

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Doesn't look like much, but a trained person like me can plainly see it's brachiopod cross sections. At Shay's request, I break it open with my rock hammer and it reveals 3-d brachiopods that can be prepped out quite nicely. Awesome!

We got out and back to the car just as a massive, white-out blizzard hit the area. So, instead of following up by going up the adjacent dry river, we went for some pints at a pub instead as that is the traditional post-fieldwork wrap up!
 
That is very cool mormoopid; excellent work and I'm sure an awesome experience!
To bad your back is apparently giving you trouble. How well can you still get around in that (harsh looking) terrain? Where I live we never even ever get snow, let alone anything like that.
 
it's hard at first but once you get into it it's not too bad. My back was a bit of a pain (no pun) to deal with at first but it got better as the day went on.

It's a hike I've done before, the location was selected cause it's a fun hike and my girlfriend is a total rookie at it, so it mixes challenging parts with easy parts and enough fossils to keep people happy!
 
Okay so I have just applied for a summer position that is usually for students, but doesn't specifically say students. It's a palaeo field assistant one, so I'd be basically digging and prepping fossils all day out in Saskatchewan- and this place is so hot for actual Tyrannosaurus fossils that I'm sure there will be some good stories.

Woooooo!

Edit: upon further thought, I am once again hands over feet well qualified, so we'll see if this pans out. Take that, people with the minimum standards!

edit2: it was filled before I even got the damn advertisement. Why would they send it to me? WHY!? oh cruel fates...lol, oh well saskatchewan is a shithole anyways.
 
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