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Palaeontology! Mark 2

Hey doomsday, check this gem out! It's from Portugal:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/090224-long-neck-stegosaur.html

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I didn't read the article because I'm not terribly shocked by this, but it appears they took the route of adding cervical vertebrae on to the sequence. Strangely, mammals have a rather aplastic system; Giraffes have as many cervical vertebrae as you do, theirs are just rather large. Not surprising that it's possible for them, I've seen diapsids alter their verebral count dramatically between species on a regular basis.


So, I have yet to get back in the field or even the office. My 4 weeks maximum heal time for my injury has turned into a month and a half of agony. Tomorrow I go for a blood test to see if I have a condition that basically makes inflammation go haywire (whether that be too much or not enough or some such thing). If it's positive, it'll mean three things:

1. I get to shove it in the face of my physio place, which is only worsening my pain and reinjuring me.
2. WCB gets the joy of paying me out long term
3. Field work for me might stop, slow down or just mean day trips. Who knows.

Man I had really hoped to do SOME fieldwork so I could tell you guys more stories...I still have some I think, but I'd have to look back and see what you've already been told :D.
 
Titanoboa was pretty cool. I did some work on snakes myself, at one point, thought they are more plesiomorphic than Boas (though boas are about as plesiomorphic as it gets these days, cept for a few relict families).

My stay on WCB has been extended, we can't figure out what is up. My pain killers were upgraded, so I can't work when I'm on them. So either I can't work cause of pain or cause I'm high on presciption meds. Lovely.
 
It looks like this idiotic recession, in which oil companies seem to be assuming will be endless, is about to cost me a job. I'm set to be laid off as of this fall, but I'm skeptical I'll have the gumption to make it through the summer after this injury- not to mention if it is determined to have underlying conditions it precludes me from any hope of fieldwork with this place. That being said, I have a low aptitude for idiotic paperwork and the archaeologist crew that fucked me over so badly means I can't work in arky, even though I have been invited to other crews.

So, it looks like this is the end. If I get desperate, I may have an in at one of the museums, but $12/hour to prepare fossils would mean getting a second job just to make ends meat.

While on the topic of the oil companies, what the fuck are they even thinking? I understand the logic of putting off their giant oilsands developments, with constuction costs up. They are slashing the number of wells they drill and even production, despite demand being at its highest ever. Since oil is based on future markets and blah blah shit I don't understand and never will, it stands to reason that a piss poor estimated future would impact the oil now- but isn't that the same as a self fulfilling prophecy?

What I don't understand is how stupid these companies are. They don't seem to understand that running in the negative for a few years is required to pull out of a recession, and if you do that you'll be WAY ahead of the competition. If you eat it on a year of drilling, so what, You have billions saved up for just such a rainy day; so peole don't get their fat bonuses, or salaries are temporarily slashed, whatever. You'll end up out of the recession running at peak production, rather than having a regigigas-esque slow start bullshit.

What's the different between playing the shit card and working through it instead of 'heebing' up all the money you can by fucking everyone over and slashing production? Well, for one, you'll make a FUCKLOAD right off the bat when the recession come sout. Secondly, you'll be doing your part to help reverse the effects of this recession.

It's time for me to go simulate pachycephalosaurs by bowing my head and ramming it into a wall (yeah, i know they didn't run into anything but other pachycephalosaurs). To simulate this better, I'll wear a bike helmet and use the same testosterone driven common sense; I'll look at naked chicks, get boozed up and then try to understand what it is about economics that actually relies on common sense. It'll simulate the effects of male on male frustration, lower my common sense and give me all I need to ram into the fucking wall headlong with nothing but the hope of getting what I want.


TELL ME WHY THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL

Seriously, I'd like to know what you guys think about this find and why it should matter to anyone ever.

The reason this toothed bird is such a big fucking deal is because it was massive. It also just so happened to have teeth- a member of the extinct pelagornithids. They were supposed to kick the bucket fairly close to the rest of the dinosaurs, but this one lived 10m-2.5m years ago. That is rad and if you disagree you are totally wrong.
 
As a fan of the Order Carnivora, and having recently revealed my true colors, I have to add something to this list of evidence that things haven't "mellowed out":
The animals today haven't mellowed out at all. The only reason they look normal is cause you grew up looking at them and they are just so typical to you. Lets see some of the messed up shit that should make you trip balls:

-Elephants
-Giraffes
-Rhinoceros
-Platypus
-Echidna
-Marine Iguana
-Whale Shark
-Human beings (we are so damn unique it's scary)
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Picture taken from the "Grizzly Sanctuary" website, which described him as a "living tank" under the large male bears section. He is more ripped then those photo-shopped body builders.
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A different bear were you can also see the claws.

But as cool as these animals are, just look at the skeleton of an extinct Harlan's ground sloth:
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Bones that massive imply that they were meant to withstand incredible force and be very sturdy. They also had dermal ossicles.
Megatherium was also interesting:
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The Megatherium wasn't a "sloth" at all (despite being a ground sloth), being built for speed in terms of striking ability (Megatherium, the stabber). If you do not have access to Jstor and are very interested, I could email the article. The link does still provide an abstract if you can't actually download from Jstor.

Now here is something I have to ask...
Do you have any idea as to the agility, in particular the turning ability, of the raptors (dinosaurs from which the birds descended, of which the Utah raptor was the largest species).
Morphologically, they appear quite similar to the T-rex, and...
The team's computer modelling system estimated the centre of mass position and the inertia (resistance to turning), which have ramifications for how T. rex would have stood and moved and what it would have looked like.

As well as predicting the dinosaur's likely body mass and top speed (25-40km/h or 15-25mph), the computer calculations gave the team an idea of the turning ability of a T. rex. This has never been done before.

The study indicates the animal would have changed direction incredibly slowly because of its massive inertia, taking more than two seconds to make a quarter-turn.

The species certainly could not have pirouetted rapidly on one leg, as popular illustrations have sometimes pictured it, and other large dinosaurs, doing.

From here.
With the much smaller raptor, the issues of inertia will be smaller, of course, however they are still built similarly, with their weight distributed over a long area, and they should have a relatively similar center of mass (although it may be different).
This is therefore a question that interests me; were these raptors often described as agile capable of turning quickly, or were they only agile in terms of running (and perhaps jumping) ability (and making quick turns whilte giving a chase, such as a feline using it's tails as a counterballance while trying to turn).
Two legs really seems far inferior to four in regards to such purposes.

 
Man, that sucks. At least you still have a couple of months to get things worked out, although I doubt that is any comfort.

I really can't believe how much gas has gone up over the last couple of years. Just over the last year and a half it's reached a high in the mid $4 range to a low around $1.60 per gallon and it seems as if there is no real reason for the companies to withhold their gas/begin raising their prices again for exactly the reasons you mentioned - they already have loads of excess money and oil stored away and would be able to come out of the recession (whenever it does end) strong.

So the bird is like the Coelacanth, but for birds?
 
Bears have mellowed the fuck out. Re: Cave bears. Mind you, it's not alot but it still kinda counts.

of which the Utah raptor was the largest species

lies

the specific biomechanics is something that is exceptionally shifty to begin with. There are so many parameters that you simply can't know, not to mention the fact that it's a menial and useless calculation to begin with.



Morphologically, they appear quite similar to the T-rex, and...

Excuse me? Tyrannosaurids are COMPLETELY different. Unless you mean they are both theropods, in which case you're basically comparing two groups that are more different than dolphins and sperm whales...and genetically, those two are remarkably similar.

I'm not sure the point you're trying to make here. If you are talking about relative speeds and agility, I can tell you with certainty that most any dromaeosaurid is faster and more agile than your run of the mill tyrannosaurid; however, infants and juvis were a whole world away from the adults. They were built to move FAST, whereas the adult tyrannosaurids were like giant ww2 tanks...slow and powerful. Not that you couldn't tell that from looking at their skeleton, so again, I have no idea what you're on about.

Funny that someone with paramylodon as their name would talk about sloths, go figure. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make about ground sloths. As long as we're spouting randomness about random taxa, Megatherium and kin were some of the very few mammals to have dermal bone throughout their body, almost like chain mail- or at least so says BBC, which at least does some work.

Bam:
So the bird is like the Coelacanth, but for birds?
totally
 
Bears have mellowed the fuck out. Re: Cave bears. Mind you, it's not alot but it still kinda counts.

Skulls were much more impressive in the cave bear in terms of robusticity and large canines, however:
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Top skull is a brown bear, bottom is a cave bear. While the cave bear whose skull this is was much bigger then the brown bear, the brain cases are very similar in size. Not sure if this means anything, however.

Physical build:
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Apparently cave and kodiak bears were similar. I'd have to do some more research and digging to try and find some actual measurements (unfortunately I don't have anything great on cave bears). I do believe most brown bears were more adapted for running, however, which suggests that cave bears may have been more robust then the specimens within populations of smaller (weight) brown bears.
Modern brown bears-especially the dominant males (like the first I showed) are exceptionally powerfully built with almost excessive looking muscle mass; they are almost certainly in very high percentiles even for cave bears, though I'd need to find some actual data to compare, which like I said I'm lacking for cave bears (and I'm posting more then enough random charts here anyways).

Sun bear (Ursus malayanus/Helarctos malayanus, depending on the source) brain:
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The sun bear is the outlier within the above chart (as stated by the article, along with specifically that other bears do not have exceptionally large brains).

More brain size information (please note: sun bears are very small by bear standards; not much over 100 lbs):



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That is 345 ccs for the sun bear.
Compared to some relatively close relatives:
"Gorilla----Male------535---------------------420-752
Gorilla----Female---458--------------------340-595
Chimp----Male-------396--------------------322-500
Chimp--female------355---------------------275-455
Orang----male-------424---------------------320-540
Orang----female----366---------------------276-494
Gibbon---male-------104---------------------89-125
Gibbon---female----101---------------------82-116"
From The Natural History of the Gorilla.

Chart showing endocranial volume and estimated body weight of various animals (extant and extinct):
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Some primate encephalization quotients:
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Excerpt showing relative size of neocortex to the rest of the brain of some relatives:
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To bad sun bears are almost extinct and that we know next to nothing about them; they have very large brains for their small body size suggesting that they are probably exceptionally intelligent. When it comes to bears, in the sun bear they certainly haven't mellowed out in regards to brain power.

Want more random charts?
Sure thing!
Estimated bite force of various animals (absolute and relative to size):
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In bite force quotient, the sun bear is very far ahead, but the brown bear is relatively mediocre. Not sure how the cave bear would place. Arguably, due to it's much bigger size (and thus greater absolute bite force), one could still give it the win over the sun bear...

Chart on bear bites:
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Of all the bear species, the giant panda is number 1 in terms of absolute bite force according to this chart, despite being far smaller then the polar bear.




I don't know much about dinosaurs, but I see that it states it was the largest discovered in the southern hemisphere. I just skimmed it, but does it state something explicitly that suggests it was larger then the Utah raptor?

the specific biomechanics is something that is exceptionally shifty to begin with.

Yes, especially in regards to such things as muscle attachments (leverage particularly, although size of muscle mass may be important as well).

There are so many parameters that you simply can't know, not to mention the fact that it's a menial and useless calculation to begin with.
Hmm?

Excuse me? Tyrannosaurids are COMPLETELY different. Unless you mean they are both theropods, in which case you're basically comparing two groups that are more different than dolphins and sperm whales...and genetically, those two are remarkably similar.

Perhaps. Gross morphology is what I was referring two; both walk on two legs, and have a long body held close to parrallel to the ground. Therefore, the same problems noted for the t-rex should be applicable, although the ones related to their mass should be smaller.

I'm not sure the point you're trying to make here.

Mostly in comparison to extant animals so that we can have an idea on how these animals moved.

If you are talking about relative speeds and agility, I can tell you with certainty that most any dromaeosaurid is faster and more agile than your run of the mill tyrannosaurid; however, infants and juvis were a whole world away from the adults.

I certainly agree.

They were built to move FAST, whereas the adult tyrannosaurids were like giant ww2 tanks...slow and powerful. Not that you couldn't tell that from looking at their skeleton, so again, I have no idea what you're on about.

I meant relative to modern four legged mammals. Perhaps an elephant is just as bad as a t-rex (not sure?), so I don't know how a raptor would have compared to various modern animals.

Being named paramylodon, I have to point out right here how the skeleton of the extinct ground sloths looks far more robust and heavily built then that of a therapod. :jump:
Other then the skull of course.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make about ground sloths.

I don't believe I know either. If my memory serves me correctly, it was because I wanted to have something related to paleontology other then simply a question.

As long as we're spouting randomness about random taxa, Megatherium and kin were some of the very few mammals to have dermal bone throughout their body, almost like chain mail- or at least so says BBC, which at least does some work.

I only remember reading Paramylodon had it, but due to their phylogenetic relatedness it seems reasonable to believe some other species did as well.
The dermal ossicles were mostly on the back, shoulders, and neck regions.
 
I don't see what brain volume has anything to do with anything when talking in broad ways about gross morphology in the way that we are...

Also don't get me started on the Panda. It is useless and natural selection will have its way with it pretty damn fast. The only thing it is useful for is to serve as an elegant demonstration that ID is totally retarded.
I don't know much about dinosaurs, but I see that it states it was the largest discovered in the southern hemisphere. I just skimmed it, but does it state something explicitly that suggests it was larger then the Utah raptor?

pretty sure it's bigger, but whatever.

Perhaps. Gross morphology is what I was referring two; both walk on two legs, and have a long body held close to parrallel to the ground. Therefore, the same problems noted for the t-rex should be applicable, although the ones related to their mass should be smaller.

by that same assertion, cats are almost the same as deer. See how it is ludicrous?

I meant relative to modern four legged mammals. Perhaps an elephant is just as bad as a t-rex (not sure?), so I don't know how a raptor would have compared to various modern animals.

Pretty much. The larger an animal gets on land the less able it is to move fast, pretty obvious. I won't get into mechanics here cause i'm sure you know.

Being named paramylodon, I have to point out right here how the skeleton of the extinct ground sloths looks far more robust and heavily built then that of a therapod.
Other then the skull of course.

Looks can be deceptive. Tyrannosaurs are actually the losers when you compare robustness to size. It's not a fair comparison though, since tyrannosaurids are so close to birds that they have medullary bone and as you probably know, birds are built so retarded lightly compared to others with bones...
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/12/081212-airhead-dinosaurs.html


I don't believe I know either. If my memory serves me correctly, it was because I wanted to have something related to paleontology other then simply a question.

Awesome, try to keep it accessible to people that don't have formal educations though- so posting a fuckload of graphs, etc probably isn't the best. :D
 
I don't see what brain volume has anything to do with anything when talking in broad ways about gross morphology in the way that we are...

Nothing; I just wanted to show how intelligent (by animal standards) the sun bear, so when it comes to brains, it does have something to show for.

-Was a (possibly lame) attempt at refuting your claim that bears have mellowed out.

Also don't get me started on the Panda. It is useless and natural selection will have its way with it pretty damn fast.

They've survived an amazingly long time. I guess they simply had relatively little competition within their niche. While we humans are leading to the decline of the bamboo forests they need, the fact we think they look cute will probably be their saving grace.
I guess that huge head they have that allows them to out-bite a much bigger polar bear gives them that baby-animal-like appearance.

I wonder why no ungulate (or other animal that can break down cellulose) hasn't filled/taken over that niche. They would certainly have the reproductive advantage.

Without anything that can out compete them over the niche they occupy, as long as that niche exists (which, like I said, we're eliminating), then natural selection will not eliminate them, and let them survive and disprove intelligent design for ages to come.

The only thing it is useful for is to serve as an elegant demonstration that ID is totally retarded.

...speaking of intelligent design being retarded:
Modern brown bears, when kept in zoos on rock/concrete floor, develop a condition where they have bony outgrowths and some bones fuse (such as the spinal column). This leads to the animals being crippled and eventually dieing (as happened to Goliath, a 2,200 lb bear in a zoo with hard floor).
Cave bears apparently had the same problem (but presumably less severe, as it was likely reduced through natural selection). Evidence of bone fusing exists in their fossils. One theory as to their extinction is related to such factors.
They denned in caves, resulting in these problems.

Brown bears simply make their own hole in the ground in which to live, avoiding this problem.
-Further attempt.

pretty sure it's bigger, but whatever.

Could be. I don't know much about dinosaurs.

by that same assertion, cats are almost the same as deer. See how it is ludicrous?

Yes; to an extant. Convergent evolution (or lack of morphological divergence) is a point I'd like to make.
Smilidon and the marsupial lion were very similar in build to modern bears, despite, especially the marsupial, them being distantly related. The bear is equally close (assuming generations are similar, which is a false assumption, but it makes things simpler) to a the kangaroo ancestors living at the same time as the marsupial lion as to the marsupial lion itself. The deer are much more closely related to a cat as a marsupial is to a bear, as I'm sure you know.
However, in physical build, the marsupial lion and smilidon are similar to bears more so then bears are to any other animal.
I see your point on how one can't simply assume, but when it comes to genetic difference, one can't assume that means they were really different.

But I admit, the raptors and therapods probably were quite different. Primarilly, probably, for reasons associated with the therapods adapting to their tremendous weight.

Leg joint flexibility, robusticity, and proportion of bone lengths would seem to then be the most likely candidates that would then make differences.
I guess I'll wait until I can find something similar to what I posted about the t-rex about some raptors to get an idea.

Looks can be deceptive. Tyrannosaurs are actually the losers when you compare robustness to size. It's not a fair comparison though, since tyrannosaurids are so close to birds that they have medullary bone and as you probably know, birds are built so retarded lightly compared to others with bones...
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/12/081212-airhead-dinosaurs.html

They were air heads...but, still, the head of a t-rex was far larger despite the animals being somewhat smilar in weight.

Awesome, try to keep it accessible to people that don't have formal educations though- so posting a fuckload of graphs, etc probably isn't the best. :D

Sorry. Thought it would be interesting for people to simply look at; I can summarize the meanings more in the future if people are interested.
 
Also, most of the cave bear jaws I've seen tend to have huge impactions of the wisdom teeth. Cool.

They were air heads...but, still, the head of a t-rex was far larger despite the animals being somewhat smilar in weight

T.rex weight a shit ton more than any ground sloth dude.


FYI, Quadrupeds looking similar has little to do with convergence and more to do with a lack of divergence...
 
Megatherium weighed 5 tons according to wikipedia.
Though, if T-rexes weighed 6 tons (I often here 7 tons), I guess that would still be a ton more for the dinosaur.

And yes, quadrupeds look similar (just like the dinosaurs). What you said applies more to the dinosaurs probably.
The relatively unrelated groups of animals I mentioned having very similar physical builds, more closely related to one another then to much more actually close species, is an example of builds converging.
I meant to say genetic difference doesn't imply difference in build.
 
okay let me spell it out for you a little bit

we are talking about very generic charaters- things like 4 legs, a body, a head and bones that are identical in structure for the most part, like femurs etc. Convergence would suggest that they diverged from the body plan in question first, then converged again- this simply is not the case, since the vast majority of mammals never became bipedal to begin with.
 
You said saying a raptor is similar to a therapod is worse then saying a deer and a cat are similar due to degree of relatedness.
I wasn't talking about gross body plan (quadruped/bipedal) but physical build variation within this plan (such as difference between a deer and a cat and differences between a raptor and a therapod).

My example of bears, Smilidon, and marsupial lions being closer to one another then they are to animals genetically much more closely related (deer are much more closely related to bears and Smilidon then they are to a marsupial) was meant to be considered in this context (build variation within the basic quadruped design most mamals have).
Shouldn't have mentioned the kangaroo earlier.
Smilidon (saber tooth cat), in build, resembles a bear more then it does extant felines. This is the sort of thing I was talking about. Convergence of build to a similar design, not convergence of being quadruped or bipedal.
I think we simply had a misunderstanding then :).
 
WTF

yeah I went there in a palaeo thread. Honestly I don't think there's anything anatomy can do that would shock me in the least.
 
This thread is so hardcore with Morm and paramylodon here, I don't think I'll be able to read it all up.
 
This thread is so hardcore with Morm and paramylodon here, I don't think I'll be able to read it all up.

hah, speaking of hardcore I'm supposed to hit up a palaeontology symposium this weekend but I'm still injured so sitting in shitty chairs for 8 hours isn't my cup of tea. Plus sleeping in is promising. All the people I went to school with and are now in graduate programs are going to be there, as well as most of the important people in the field that care to come to such an event. There's apparently also a talk at the world famous Tyrrell museum that looks good too, but I can't be bothered to get up early and drive 1.5 hours.

VAMPIRES

That's such a rad find I had to post it up. I love it when cool things like that appear.



Looks like I forgot to reply to paramylodon:


paramylodon said:
Smilidon (saber tooth cat), in build, resembles a bear more then it does extant felines.
Wrong. Completely and totally wrong. Felines are very distinctive, even for your precious Carnivora. It resembles a cat, that's why it was classified as such. Cats have more diminuitive pelvis' than bears, as a general character. I'm sure I don't have to take you to task about carnassials, the phalanx structure or the overall shape of the spine, do I? I'll be very grumpy if I have to do this.
 
Howdy, I've long been a fan of these topics but never had the guts to say anything. That's an awesome job; it certainly was a dream of mine in my childhood! I'm working on a zoology degree, and I want to work with exotic animals. I also want to try to get into the educational side. I may be preaching to the choir, but we only have one planet, so you might as well teach the kids to preserve it. At least until we can colonize new worlds.

Anyway, this topic reminded me of a great T-shirt store that I thought you'd appreciate. Check it out! http://snorgtees.com/
 
yeah I've bought a few gems from that site already, Xilaa.

I've worked with exotics before, I used to breed repiles en mass. It was pretty awesome, I've worked with all kinds of crazy lizards from flying geckos to frilled dragons. Of course, if you're australian cool lizards are just run of the mill. If you're canadian, just about any lizards exotic (unless that lizard eats only ants, stores the formic acid in eye pouches and shoots acrid blood out of its eyes as a defense...)
 
I was supposed to travel to Australia this summer, but with the state of the economy (if it can be called that), it's a no go. Oh well...

That's pretty awesome, man. I wonder if you can breed reptiles that reproduce by parthenogenesis...
 
yeah it's probably not that hard, you just have to be patient and a little lucky. Though there is a species of gecko from Asia, I can't remember which one, that does this on a regular basis. There's also a few night lizards in the southern states that appear to be a three way hybrid of three original species that literally have no males in the species- though you do, for whatever reason, need to have one female mount another female and 'mock' mate before the asexual reproduction can occur. I forget the names and can't be bothered to look them up, but I do know they are in the genus Xantusia. Breeding them would be super easy.

I bred placental skinks, that was pretty cool especially with the 2 headed baby.

Edit: I've seen it a few times now that people seem intimidated to post and ask questions, just throw ideas out there or whatever. Honestly guys, I'd like to once again encourage ANYONE to participate in the thread- it makes it 100% better if you do. No matter how stupid you think the question may be, the only stupid question is the one you don't ask.


Here's some pictures of adventures at the Calgary Zoo:

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It's not an albino, it's much rarer. Note the black eyes, basically every aboriginal group that hunted bison held the white bison with extremely high reguard.


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Yeah I got a chance to feed the endangered Bactrian Camel some carrots. This was the only picture that showed my face- I think I was the most excited person there, even moreso than the hordes of 5 year olds flipping out cause they are 5.
 
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