So I was thinking, and I realized just how many things there are in the world. This led me down a path of wondering what the opposites of stuff was. I started with the basic "opposite of fire is water" shindig and eventually moved onto stuff like "ketchup is the opposite of mustard" and "carpeted flooring is the opposite of wood flooring". These thoughts were just the beginning. I realized this - opposites means opposite, right? And the opposite of something shares nothing in common with the other thing. This invalidates the ketchup vs mustard thought due to both being a sauce, but what about the other 2? Well, let's get the easy one out of the way. Carpet vs wood is easy because both are flooring, so they share something in common. Easy enough. Then, fire vs water. Slightly more challenging, but it's still pretty easy. Both of them require oxygen to exist. That's a similarity. So I started to think of other things that share nothing in common with another thing. I couldn't come up with anything. Gorillas and Freddy Mercury? Both of them have hair. Towels and clouds? Both of them soak up water. In the end, nothing had a truly perfect opposite. In fact, it seems like everything is related. Except one thing. Nothing. You know what, say, fire shares in common with absolutely nothing? Absolutely nothing. How about... the moon? Absolutely nothing in common with absolute nothingness. Not even Freddy Mercury shares something in common with absolute nothingness. So, in reality, the opposite of everything is nothing. Try to prove me wrong. Give me something that has something in common with nothing, or something that has absolutely nothing in common with something else. No long strings of reasonings, just a single link between them. I think it's impossible. In fact, I'm certain of it. In conclusion, however, perfect opposites do exist. Or, more accurately, a perfect opposite does exist.