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Favourite country you've visited so far and why? Where are you most keen to go next?

Best memory from PS/Smogon?

Favourite movies?

Favourite bands/artists?

What's your credit card number, expiry date and 3 numbers on the back?

Why is spoo trying to steal you from me? >:(
 
Varies depending on when you ask me this; at the moment I'm going through newer black metal releases such as Mesarthim's new EP, Vacuum Solution and Algleymi by Misþyrming (2019 is new). I also listen to a lot of more experimental artists such as Clarence Clarity, black midi and World's End Girlfriend. Oh, and I'imperatrice released a new album so that broadens my horizons in French! Overall I try not to limit myself musically so my playlists jump around a lot.


power rankings of top 5 most attractive cap users?

1) in order, most to least attractive: Denryus when playing SM, 2spoopy4u, Rabia with a lead, SHSP (forma de Ssumday fan), Death2MargaretThatcher

favorite crackhead team you passed me?

Greek sun. You looked at it, said "ew" then brought it for a dubski, calling it bad every step of the way.


This is just a formality, but the government and I do have some questions for you.

Dream CAPPL team?

Thank you Secret agent dex. I'll answer as best I can.

me stresh and random Ubers players I got 3k until I ran out of budget. The team to contest Jordy's OMPL winners.

If you had to replace Snake Draft with a different tour, what would it be?

Hard question to answer, honestly, I think Snake has its upsides and its downsides for sure. The format lends itself to a decently mid-high range player becoming a manager then if they have 1st or last pick they can straight up remove the top players without getting punished because of how small the playerbase is, especially for older gens. Say, for example, I decide to manage. No one knows if I will self buy or not and I get 1st pick. I now buy Jordy and you have two slots winning SM because Jordy isn't gonna be out-piloted easily and you have two top tier builders for the tier to make sure my player wins. World Cup isn't a format I enjoy, either, as it's super top heavy, moreso than any other tournament format.
tl;dr keep Snake cause there is no perfect teamtour format

How do you manage to go out during the day when you're so handsome you get swarmed by lovestruck fans instantly?

I leave my house disguised through my back garden. I dress up as a German tourist and inconspicuously glide through the crowds like I'm a Rillaboom about to sweep your team with 0 resists.

Are you planning on learning any more languages? Could the next one be Farsi so we can talk shit about spoo in voice?

I hear Farsi is very easy to might pick it up to converse with you, yeah. Croatian highkey is a language I wanna pick up again and get PROPER good at, I like slavic languages.

Favorite quote?

"yo what the fawwwk? Is that some Assault Vest shit, I swear that killed last time" - Afro Smash 2014

How do you plan on abusing CAP 29 in your next crackhead building session?

gonna sneak in the gen 1 counter mechanics and force something to take 500 HP worth of damage on the switch.

Any final words of inspiration for the sorry folk that are CAP mains?

At least you're not 1v1 mains.

Favourite country you've visited so far and why? Where are you most keen to go next?

Denmark is the best country I've visited by far, it's simply perfect, from the weather, the people, how clean the streets are. Paradise on Earth for someone like me who wants things neat but not the extent of German "beep boop put everything in a box". London is my favourite city OAT, though, I try to visit it as much as I can. Always something new to do/see. I wanna visit Australia cause I have a friend in the suburbs of Melbourne who would kill to see me; otherwise, I've always wanted to go to Iceland.

Best memory from PS/Smogon?

getting accused of being an alt by Ubers people for half a year because I won a single tournament game back in 2018 vs. a top dog.

Favourite movies?

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Bladerunner (both versions), The Pianist, Primer, the Mist and Happy Together (1997)


Favourite bands/artists?

top 5: Clarence Clarity, Gojira, Stuck in the Sound (my #1), King Krule, Godspeed You! Black Emperor

I don't have RYM or something so I can't just post a 3x3 or 4x4 and call it a day


What's your credit card number, expiry date and 3 numbers on the back?

573357787830015 02/22 123

Why is spoo trying to steal you from me? >:(

you're really far away! Even for Australian standards... + spoo at least messages me from time to time :psysad:


so i guess we're just platforming racists now huh. anyways

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which cap player would you least want to run into in a dark grecian alley?

I feel like there's a couple of users who'd shank me on sight. Lowkey, I'm kinda scared of Mx. The mysterious aura he exudes... the power of a Room Owner... who knows what he is capable of :swole:


how many people have you gotten banned on this site? rough estimate

69 :pimp:

if you could visit one place anywhere in the world, where would it be? what about if you could live one place for the rest of your life?

Your house :Smogjynx:

when are we moving in together? i know you're afraid of commitment but i need an answer. you've kept me waiting long enough babe

Gonna get my third degree in ham processing and cheese tasting then I'll be wealthy enough to buy is a mansion in Switzerland.

do you ever want to have kids? asking for a friend

Only if I get to name them. Their names would of course be McKamey, Nykee and Aeselinkg.

do you play any instruments? if not, what instrument do you wish you could play really well?

my mum tried to get me to learn an instrument when I was a wee lad, started crying because I hated the idea when I was little LOL. Nowadays I'd love to be a piano player or better yet, a HARP player. Just imagine you can lull your bae to sleep by playing them a SICK NASTY tune on your harp?! Unmatched.

top five favorite anime of all time? what's the AOTY for 2021 and why is it going to be fumetsu no anata e?

Ping Pong the animation, boys on the slope, Evangelion, Samurai Champloo, Monster but that's off the top of my head and it can change if I think hard enough. Any anime released after 2020 I haven't touched with a 50ft pole so I can't tell you.
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manage with me for cappl?

I ain't managing unless my price is inherently low as fuck, I wanna redeem last year's catastrophe.

what's your favorite way to pass time on airplanes?

I usually watch series I'd never watch otherwise. I watched Utopia (BBC one) and it was such a fucking banger I ended up binge watching 2 seasons of it the next day. Would reccomend!

do you have any long term goals for this site or for mons in general?

Make all PS weebs appreciate PPtA, be the first person to get a CAP Contributor badge exclusively through winning every tour in a single year bar none.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Also I’ll ask the same questions as last time because they’re good
Have you ever been in love ?
Do you often think about death ?

Yes and yes and they once were correlated! The latter, thankfully, is no longer a thing but it's a scary thought if you get too introspective...
 
Do you like reading (fiction or nonfiction)?
If yes, what's your favorite book? If no, what do you have to say for yourself?

reading in 2020 was a bit difficult, had to adjust to a new reality for me and then re-adjust back to normality and it took a big toll. I did make a New Year's Resolution of sorts to read more books, because I used to binge read a LOT and yes, it was mainly fiction! Favourite series was "Her Majesty's Dragon" (Zmaj njegovega veličanstva or something for you) for a while! I've also read quite a bit of non-fiction, mainly from Greek authors the past 2 years but also some stuff from Haruki Murakami and Nick Hornby.

Are you looking forward to CAPtaining team EU in WCAP?

Trying to guarantee that team UK doesn't make it in so I can snag stresh. Then, free W.

Do you know any slavic curse words?
Zapravo sam godinu dana studirao hrvatski. Mogu reći "pička", "glupi" (lol), "mater ti jebem trulu" and "pusi kurac supak"

quite the vocabulary I got there, huh?

Take us through your thought process when you're clicking a move for your turn. What's the algorithm that you go through, if any at all?
gonna give you a real answer and say that in CAP, especially for roomtours, I just kind of click knowing my superior builds will win me a game, lol. however, in a tournament setting, I try to read the team preview as well as possible and to have a back-up plan if the plan of going through the first 4 moves doesn't work out. My favourite thing, however, is thinking of a play, calcing, then spending another 30 seconds calcing for NEXT turn. The added timer pressure makes people overthink and cancel objectively correct moves, no matter how good or bad they are.


Thoughts on Zama-C coming to CAP?

Much worse than in OU, between Tomohawk and our insistance on using Slowtwins it won't be as impactful. I actually plan to ladder next week just to spite OU players by voting unban.
Wait, if it goes to OU I get to remove it from the Ubers VR? Hell yeah, pumped!

Who do you test with?

quziel will just challenge me to games at random times, I'll bring my newest creation, we're both happy. During seasonal, I only tested twice for my own teams, once with The Number Man and once with againa. Big fan of "if your team is good and you built it yourself, you don't need to test it" mentality for solo tours which I may or may not have also employed during Snake

What is the best gen for Ubers?

If someone wants to get into Ubers, Gen 7 is probably the most inclusive thing I can suggest them. It has a bit of everything, both viability-wise and playstyle-wise. If they're big fans of Hyper Offense I point them towards ORAS and if they want long-ass games, SS is for them. For no team preview enthusiasts, ADV Ubers probably has the biggest skill expression.
Personally I'm a BW Ubers main but I don't suggest it to anyone, it's turbo-esoteric and most players win off of having learned every team ever built. Also, hazard removal is non-existent in a tier riddled with great Ghost-types to spinblock so it's a tough life.

hello lasen and denryus is the most attractive player smh >:C

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is oras better than sm?

No, SM is the most beautiful metagame CAP has to offer.

Favorite movie and why?

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. Speaks to me about hyper obsessing about something you love no matter what the consequences are.

Favorite spanish word

"a mimir" not so much a word as a twitter meme but I love the cuteness of it!
 
Alright bby is time for me to know everthing about you.

Do you feel like your time in the military changed anything about you? If so was it for the better?

Now that you've achieved room mod in CAP, what are your next goals with regards to PS and Smogon?

For CAPPL, who would you ideally want to captain/assistant manage with?

Where did you hide the bodies?

How many is too many questions?

Is this negatively impacting your like ratio?

You mad?
 
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What's your hottest take wrt the current CAP meta?
Who is the handsomest?
What do you think is the most underrated Pokemon in the current CAP metagame?
When am I getting unlocked?
What do you think could be done to improve the state of the CAP ladder?
What's the best topping on a crepe?
Your boomer status implies that you have extensive life experience. If you could give some advice to those younger than you, what would it be?
What's a Tadasuke?


The most important questions are colored blue, and the color scheme isn't meant to imitate a certain flag hahahahahahahaha.
 
Do you think Margaret Thatcher had girlpower?

Least favourite movie you've watched?

How the fuck do we buff malaconda into a viable mon?

There are three traintracks. You are stood next to the right train track with a lever next to you and a stranger is stood next to the left train track with a lever next to them. Your family is tied to the traintrack next to the stranger while their family is tied to the track next to you. On each track is a train rushing towards each family. Dick Cheney is tied to the middle track. If you pull your lever, the train will move on to the middle track, killing Dick Cheney and saving the strangers family. If you don't, the family dies. The same applies to the strangers lever. However if you both pull your levers, the trains collide in the middle, causing an explosion, killing both families as well as Dick Cheney. If neither of you pull your levers, both families die and Cheney gets to live. If you attempt to circumvent the rules in any way, Dick Cheney escapes, kills everyone (including you) and goes on to profit from another war in the middle east.
Do you pull your lever?

Scarf astro or mienshao, which is better?
 
Alright bby is time for me to know everthing about you.
Do you feel like your time in the military changed anything about you? If so was it for the better?

hit me up
Yes and no respectively. I fucked up a lot of friendships while in there and the months right after coming out, I was jaded like never before and felt like genuinely less than human with no purpose even though I had a clear goal and plan in mind I had already set in motion. I guess I'm more patient? Yeah, that's a boon.

Now that you've achieved room mod in CAP, what are your next goals with regards to PS and Smogon?

Physically take over CAP by beating the headmods in fisticuffs.

For CAPPL, who would you ideally want to captain/assistant manage with?

Mostly a US citizen/Australian that can help players with tests while I am asleep. Anyone who's whiling to open their DMs to my exorbitant whining about misplays and bad builds which is nothing more than me letting out steam, lol.
Again, unless ALL THE STARS ALIGN, I WILL NOT MANAGE!

Where did you hide the bodies?

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How many is too many questions?

Was hoping I wouldn't want have to answer any more last night yet here I am.

Is this negatively impacting your like ratio?
You mad?


Yes, genuinely.


What's your hottest take wrt the current CAP meta?

I really want Aegislash to rise, even if it's just a tiny bit. I also no longer enjoy seeing rain being played all the time because I think it's match-up fish nature has reached its zenith and it's just progressively getting shittier and shittier. Also, I want more people to bullshit the VR by winning once or twice with some shitmon (see: my builds for Rabia) and then force us to rank it even at C.

Who is the handsomest?

Human? I have a man crush on Matt Champion and this Russian artist who goes by the name "Eleventh Vibration"

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If you mean in CAP, I just got a haircut today and worked out for 2h so definitely me. Oh you meant besides myself? I don't know what 90% of the playerbase looks like so, uh, SHSP? Yeah, I at least know what he looks like.

What do you think is the most underrated Pokemon in the current CAP metagame?

Kyurem should dead-ass have 80% usage right now but it doesn't. Idk why

When am I getting unlocked?

orange.fr sets up a repeater in your household for €10 that sounds like a good deal, go save up allowance to buy one.

What do you think could be done to improve the state of the CAP ladder?

We actually wanted to start all laddering at certain times to get the random ladder heros to up their game then decided this implies we either a) scare them all away or b) mald everytime we face Scarf Body Press Plasmanta and start yelling irl. I actually want to have our resources be more visible, but the average player doesn't actually read resources because he finds them boring... Might partner up with Voltage to do a small video series for CAP? That'd be neat.

What's the best topping on a crepe?

You need a strong cheese, not feta, just regular boring yellow cheese. Then, you add some thinly sliced chicken breast. It's OK if it breaks into small fibres, you just don't want your eventual mouthful to be really chicken-y. You then add a carb, I personally like chips aka french fries. Add a few mushrooms in there you cut up earlier and a strong sauce and you have what I prepare for dinner every Sunday night during the summer.

Your boomer status implies that you have extensive life experience. If you could give some advice to those younger than you, what would it be?

Don't overshare, work harder and be more open about what you want to do and say. Even if you get a lot of doors slammed on your face, the pain of not having tried is almost always worse. This applies to all you younglings out there, do more stuff, be adventurous! OK, not right now, COVID is still in fool bloom but you're picking up what I'm putting down.

What's a Tadasuke?

[DnD RO] Tadasuke is a being that shares his love for music and anime by awkwardly saying "haha yeah um..." in calls x200.


The most important questions are colored blue, and the color scheme isn't meant to imitate a certain flag hahahahahahahaha.

Deadass no clue what flag you tried to make that's blue and black but go off Zephyri.

Is all reality rational ?

Rationale is a human invention and if you can believe that you yourself are real then you are by definition a rational being and thus everything you experience is something your brain has rationalised. So yeah, I'd say so. Lack of understanding to me falters to the sands of time.


Do you think Margaret Thatcher had girlpower?

Thatcher was the first "Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss" truly a visionary. Too bad she couldn't see the gallons of piss emptied on her grave daily.

Least favourite movie you've watched?

I hate all movies that play during Easter. They're all the same and they're all directed and acted as if I'm seeing tapes by my kindergartner plays. Absolutely horrendous.

How the fuck do we buff malaconda into a viable mon?

We deadass need to buff its stats by a significant margine because it's not its typing, movepool or abilities that keep it back, it's that it hits like a paper noodle WHILE having a 4x weakness.
Actually, if we all spammed Latios, eventually someone would bring Malaconda to stop us, right? Yeah, that's technically a buff since it pushes into niche relevancy.

There are three traintracks. You are stood next to the right train track with a lever next to you and a stranger is stood next to the left train track with a lever next to them. Your family is tied to the traintrack next to the stranger while their family is tied to the track next to you. On each track is a train rushing towards each family. Dick Cheney is tied to the middle track. If you pull your lever, the train will move on to the middle track, killing Dick Cheney and saving the strangers family. If you don't, the family dies. The same applies to the strangers lever. However if you both pull your levers, the trains collide in the middle, causing an explosion, killing both families as well as Dick Cheney. If neither of you pull your levers, both families die and Cheney gets to live. If you attempt to circumvent the rules in any way, Dick Cheney escapes, kills everyone (including you) and goes on to profit from another war in the middle east.
Do you pull your lever?

I beat the shit out of the guy and pull my lever.

Scarf astro or mienshao, which is better?

I'm bringing Golurk next time I play you.



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Hey guys, sorry bout the delay, exams and such have getting me down! Nonetheless, we will be continuing our Player of the Week! This week however, our voting/nomination slate will change somewhat. Instead of voting, then nommination, we will just be voting who you want to be the next player of the week. This comes from the recent large amount of double and triple nomming thats been happening.

Other than that, it's business as usual. Pick your top 3 choices for any CAP player and put your votes below! The nomination/voting period begins! This period will be open for 48 hours!
 
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