New item: Anvil
At the beginning of every battle flip 3 coins. if 2/3 or 3/3 are heads, the text “woe be upon ye” is displayed and all anvil holders take 50 damage (not %).
Doubles the weight of the holder.
If Low Kick or low sweep is used on the holder the anvil crushes the holder and deals 33% of max hp to the holder in addition to the Low Kick damage.
Grounds Flying-type holders and Levitate holders.
-7 priority on all moves except Protect, King’s Shield, Endure, Fake Out, Quick Guard, Wide Guard and Baby-Doll-Eyes. Protect has a priority of +2, and King’s Shield has a priority of +3. All other moves that were specifically listed have unchanged priority.
If any other priority move is used, add the priority of that move to -7 to determine new priority (ex. Helping Hand now has a priority of -2).
10% chance to squash the toes of the holder every turn (loses 1/16 of hp), in which case the holder says “OW MY TOES” regardless of whether or not they have toes.
If there are hazards on the holder’s side of the field when their toes are crushed, the hazards are activated, the user receives the effect of those hazards, and then the hazards are destroyed (removed).
If a Pokémon holding an anvil enters the field when hazards are active, spikes, steel spikes, and toxic spikes are removed from the holder’s side if they are on the field. They will take halved stealth rock damage before hazards are destroyed (ex. charizard doesn't funking die, now only loses 1/4 hp), and ignore effects from non-floating hazards (stealth rocks float, the other vanilla hazards don't). Sticky Webs will not be removed if they are on the field.
After two turns on the field, a volatile tag called “anvil” will be added to the mon. This does nothing.
If the Pokémon’s ability is heavy metal and they hold the anvil, increase their Defense by two stages upon entry.
After 42 turns pass and a mon holding an anvil enters the field, anvil terrain is activated. Any grounded Pokémon that is coyote based or from the field egg group or the no eggs discovered egg group is under the effect of gravity and has a 12% chance to flinch every turn.
A Pokémon holding the anvil will use minimize upon entry if the holder weighs less than 40kg.
If opponent attempts to knock off the item and makes contact, the anvil is very hard, so it hurts the knock off-er by 1/16 of hp and causes the text “YEEEEOWWWCHHH” to appear while their inflamed limb glows red. This is not the case for incinerate.
If a slicing move is used by the opponent and successfully hits the mon holding this item, lowers the opponent’s attack by 1 stage.
Slicing moves used by the holder receive a 1.5x boost if Swords Dance, sharpen, rock polish, or a Steel-type status move is used by any Pokémon any time the holder is on the field.
Steel-type moves used by the holder are boosted by 1.346x.
If the move Pluck or Bug Bite is used by the opponent and successfully hits the holder, it breaks their teeth/beak, does 10% damage to the attacker and lowers their attack by 1 stage.
If the opposing Pokémon uses brick break, rock smash, chip away, strength, karate chop, mega punch, mega kick, axe kick, or gear grind and hits an anvil holder, steel hazards are placed on the anvil holder’s side.
If a Pokémon holding the anvil uses Explosion or Self Destruct, steel hazards are placed on both sides of the field.
If defend order is used by an anvil holder, the text “Screw you” is displayed and the light that burns the sky animation plays. The opponent takes 3 damage.
If the move sharpen is used, boost attack and spatk by 1 stage, nullify the priority lowering effects of anvil, speed is boosted by 2 stages, any status effects are removed, volatiles are removed if applicable, and take 13% chip damage.
If the player is named anaconja either through owning the username or through identity crisis and their Pokémon is holding an anvil, give the player’s side 1 fish token and lower the opponent’s spdef and speed by 1 stage upon entry
If a Pokémon on the field is nicknamed and is on the field while a Pokémon holding the anvil is active it gives the focus energy effect to the nicknamed mons (includes opponents)
If the anvil holder is named Steve, they say “I am placing blocks and shit” upon entry and place blocks and shit and gain the ability shield effect.
Pokémon that hold the anvil are immune to mold breaker in exchange for eating a moldy piece of bread every time they are hit by a move from a mold breaker user (20% chance to be poisoned).
The move stomp is boosted by 2x if used by an anvil holder. Heavy slam, and heat crash, and body slam are is boosted by 1.2x.
If mega impidimp is on the field when a Pokémon holding an anvil is on the field, the anvil holder will say “broken ass mf” and boost its own defense by 4 stages while mega impidimp is active
If sentret enters the field when a Pokémon holding the anvil is active, the pet mod gods take pity on the small child and give it a +3 omniboost. This does not happen if sentret is the one holding the anvil. If sentret holds the anvil it dies of spontaneous combustion (using explosion) on entry.
If scrubby or ninjask enters the field when an opposing Pokémon holding the anvil is active, the anvil holder says “you’re too slow” and uses agility and doubleslap, then gives them a berry juice as an apology (heal 20 hp).
If zacian holds an anvil it
cries itself to sleep every turn because it hates its job and wishes it could be a train conductor (real) has its move set randomized to pick any possible move a Pokémon can know for each slot in exchange for a +2 boost to both defense and special defense upon entry.
If a diamond hand member is on the field at the same time as the holder of an anvil, they both say “Yakuza 6: Song of Life” and both use metronome and then use teeter dance at the beginning of every turn they are on the field.
This effect still occurs if a diamond hand member is holding an anvil.
If moltres (mega or base) is on the field at the same time as a Pokémon holding an anvil, the anvil holder says “fire turkey fire turkey fire turkey”
and places stealth rocks on both sides of the field. It then considers stealing the boots that the strange bird is probably wearing, but ultimately decides to use go fish for no apparent reason, which will fail unless the move has not been fixed yet. every turn that moltres is active.
If mario or zelda is on the field at the same time as an anvil holder, mario says it’s morbing time and gets three omniboosts and three omnidrops before using mog off. Anvil holder then uses powder snow for reasons I will not explain.
If pidown enters the field with an hp value that is between 103 and 120 when an anvil holder is active the anvil holder says “byeah” and transforms Pidown into a pidove. Pidove now says “byeah” after every move it uses, even after switching out.
If jolteon holds the anvil its electric type attacks are super effective against steel types
If vespiquen holds the anvil it cannot use toxic and its attacking stats are lowered by one stage upon entry because vespiquen is annoying in lower formats.
If vespiquen, combee, or mothim holds the anvil, a countdown is started. After 2 turns, vespiquen, mothim, or combee will faint, the message “suffer” is displayed and a unique hazard called “bees” is placed on the opponent’s field that activates infestation on entry. If vespiquen faints before these two turns are up, the hazard will not be placed. There is no other way to place this hazard. Ever. Bees can only be removed by either side by using blizzard, smokescreen, explosion, self destruct, defend order, whirlwind, hurricane, or inferno. They will then migrate to the other side of the field. Eruption destroys bees on both sides of the field.
If a Pokémon holding the anvil knows Heavy Slam they can use a steel type Pulverizing Pancake once per battle.
If a Pokémon holding the anvil uses drum beating, the kitchen sink terrain is activated. This terrain cannot be destroyed by steel roller. Every turn, every Pokémon gets one stockpile, eats a watmel berry, gives the opponent a sticky barb if they have no item, and activates the tags for sucker punch and focus punch regardless of whether or not they are true, ensuring that the kitchen sink can be used by any mon capable of doing so. The terrain also boosts the power of thunder shock by 5x.
If a Pokémon holding the anvil eats an aspear berry, the power of belch is boosted by 3x.
After 101 turns, if an anvil user enters the field, super anvil terrain is activated. Super anvil terrain does not disappear naturally. All hazards are removed, hazards can no longer be placed, all moves get a 3x boost, and status moves will all fail. Any Pokémon with a bst over 360 will faint upon entry.
Super anvil terrain can also be activated by an anvil holder staying on the field for 50 turns straight.
Piplup gets three omniboosts and gains the ice and steel type if it holds the anvil.
Giratina is immune to the grounding effects of the anvil.
If fishing factory holds the anvil, it gains five tokens per turn (after effects of moves and abilities) in exchange for -1 to defense and spdef upon entry.
If held by pokestar fisherman, primordial storm activates while active.
Can Be Knocked Off (Yes or No):
No the anvil is very heavy, but can be tricked, switcherooed and stolen if possible, but not steeled. Cannot be steeled by thief since it is already made of metal. Cannot be incinerated because anvils are used in a forge.
Ignored by Klutz (Yes or No):
No
Fling Power & Effect:
if the user has a base attack stat lower than 80 and is not a fighting type, the move has a 40% chance to fail and instantly ohko the user.
If the user is not a fighting type with attack less than 80, the Pokémon has a 40% chance to fail fling and ohko the user if:
The Pokémon using fling has a stat excluding attack that is higher than 119,
The Pokémon has a bst higher than 560
If the Pokémon has its evasion increased, the ohko chance is increased to 90%
If a Pokémon has a higher attack stat than 85 and passes all these checks, the self ohko chance is negated.
If the user is a psychic type and can carry things with its mind, these checks are negated.
If the user successfully manages not to die trying to throw an anvil, 30% chance to ohko opponent, 70% chance to be typeless 190 bp.
If fighting type with 80+ atk flings, 157 bp, 15% chance to ohko
Does quadruple damage to Pokémon that have minimized and ignores evasion boosts or accuracy drops.
If the Pokémon that the anvil fling was used on has the ability magic bounce, they will not be ohkod and instead the anvil will bounce into the air and come down at the end of three turns, falling on a random side of the field. When it falls, it instantly ohkos the mon underneath it, unless they have the ability magic bounce, in which case it bounces back up and falls down again in three turns. The process continues if it keeps landing on magic bouncers. This process is ignored for the huge power/pure power nuke
Ignore magic bounce interactions if impossible, it was the sunfish’s idea
If the Pokémon has the ability huge power or pure power all listed checks not specifically mentioned to interact with huge power or pure power are ignored.
If the Pokémon has the ability pure power or huge power 20% chance to place steel hazards (steelspike surge or whatever the thing is) on the user’s side (failure) and 80% chance to absolutely lob anvil at the opponent at full power. If lobbing is successful, this occurs:
At the start of the turn the text “(mon name) is about to absolutely destroy you” is displayed, and the mon is overflowing with power (z-move text). The mon uses detect. The mon does nothing else this turn.
At the start of the next turn the glaive rush effect is activated.
When the Pokémon flings the anvil it says “Skibidi Sigma pomni digital fornite chamba free gigachad rizz omg floo xxx tentacion hotmail Lionel Ronaldo junior mewing 3 chiki ibai Xocas ete sech toy Golden puppet Ohio Rubén tuesta YTpro insano globo de texto 51 decadencia 777”
-8 priority, goes through protection and substitute, breaks screens, removes safeguard and mist, ignores abilities (mold breaker), goes through magic bounce if applicable
Baseball multiplies the damage by 0.75 instead of nullifying
Destroys 98% of fishing tokens on opponent’s field
Removes any defense and spdef boosts the opponent has after dealing damage
300 typeless bp, 1 recharge turn, -2 spdef and def to the anvil thrower, glaive rush effect afterwards as well
Evoboost animation on first turn while preparing, whatever on the next turn
If the opposing Pokémon has the ability huge power or pure power and is not holding an item it has a 90% chance to catch a flung anvil (all flung anvils, includes pure power and huge power flung) and immediately throw it back as a 160 bp typeless move while saying “lmao Skibidi Sigma pomni digital fornite chamba free gigachad rizz omg floo xxx tentacion hotmail Lionel Ronaldo junior mewing 3 chiki ibai Xocas ete sech toy Golden puppet Ohio Rubén tuesta YTpro insano globo de texto 51 decadencia 777”
If flung by parting gift 30% chance to fail and place steel hazards on user side 70% chance to be 120 bp dark
Justification: this item will be central to the iron fist metagame
This anvil is my passion and my child
Worker's Union of Gourgsokyo (7) vs (1) Dave's Dachsbuns 
Fast & Furret (3) vs (5) Slugma Haxballs 
Tropius' Strange Journey (3) vs (5) Gallade Gladiators 
