Pokepuns

[IBM]

Ima choke anyone that makes another goddamn pun

 

[War Incarnate]

Someone once told that Ima champion. I disagreed. Da best pun is da one that I SMASH doe.

 

[Deleted User 465389]

This thread is really bellsprouting with activity, isn’t it

 

[War Incarnate]

The weeping bell is a sacred place. Legend has it that this was the place for the victree bell to be rung during war.

 

[phoopes]

Tried to go camping the other weekend but I didn't correctly set up my tent; a cool breeze blew it over.

 

[War Incarnate]

I couldn't even set up that tent - a cruel prank was performed on me!

 

[CoolMan6001]

I know a lot about rocks.

That's cause I took GEO, dude.

 

[War Incarnate]

Oh come on man! All we found was gravel- er, sand!

 

[War Incarnate]

Luckily we have fast ponyta’s, so we can make a rapidash out of here!

you weren't supposed to do that

now you have awakened the golems of hollow earth

 

[Clambats]

Either you spit sick bars on the spot, or we chase you off the stage; the premise of NBC’s latest game show: Rap or Dash!

 

[doipy hooves]

#79?
Ponyta is the opposite of a slow Pokemon.

 

[mf]

what's a ma tchop

 

[War Incarnate]

what's a ma tchop

wrong mon sir

anyways

oh yeah... that guy's... a bit of a slowpoke.

 

[Low-Key]

#79?
Ponyta is the opposite of a slow Pokemon.

WRONG, ponyta is actually #77 in the Pokedex.

Anyways...

"My grandma took about an hour to walk to my house to her work place. She's slow, bro!"

 

[Gleeboop]

Can't think of anything on Magnemite, but otherwise I've got a magneton of jokes

 

[CoolMan6001]

That pun was Farfetch'd. Never would have expected it.

 

[War Incarnate]

gary, i need to warn you about the sheer force of that magnet - it might be too powerful to safely test in this environment..

 

[doipy hooves]

#84

That pun was Farfetch'd. Never would have expected it.

What the DUX? Are you CH'DING me? Actually, forget it; that's not even worth a pseudo-duel.

 

[MegaBanette69]

You and me, we're a dope duo.

 

[Low-Key]

"Hey, have you heard about my Pokemon? It's a dope-drio!"

 

[MegaFlareon]

Behold! The Seel of Smogon!

 

[Low-Key]

I saw some plants had dewgong on them, so I went to check it out!


I make terrible puns XD.

 

[MegaFlareon]

As the saying goes, the grass is always grimer on the other side.

Please don't Muk my pun.

 

[Low-Key]

The old wizards are a bit Shellder, as you can see...

 

[Ehmcee]

My friend just got a girlfriend and he's exceedingly lovey-dovey with her, it kinda annoys everyone.

I guess you could call him a cloy sir.