that's a lie I told my 7 year old because it is easier than explain to him that I work as an analyst-programmer, specializing in TCP/IP protocol communication within UNIX environments, the development of applications using modern distributed system technologies (CORBA architecture), object-oriented/relational database environments (OODBMS), and the use of Business Objects tools—all at a company that is, to put it mildly, unacceptable.