Virtual PC would be a temporary fix. I don't know why you think Virtual PC has no compatibility issues, but since Shoddy uses winsock it's going to give Virtual PC problems. And I don't think anyone here is going to help you pirate Virtual PC. You're more likely to get Windows running on VMWare(which is free normally, I dunno if the Mac version is free or not).
This is kind of a moot boint because, IIRC, Shoddy is cross-platform... meaning it should run on Mac natively.
And as for your dream computer, you might want to consider just getting a PC and emulating MacOS X(Darwin) on VMWare, as it runs better than emulating Windows on a Mac, and it's easier(more functional) than running a dual boot. Not to mention it costs about 1/3rd of doing it the other way.