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[SANDard] Revenge of the WINNERS - The Allied SNOWS and STARS!
- Thread starter Yeti
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The amount of effort that went into that joke is staggering.
bloodline (actually all PMs are in so here we go!)
It turns out you all took an early rest Day Four and the entire DEADS victory sequence was just a dream!!!!
Wow how weird huh o.o
The game proceeds as usual.
Everyone emerges, wondering what sort of hallucenogenic substances are in the water these days. Gosh, those MUDS just don't know how to run a society right. Things were so much better when MR SANDSMAN and his SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. were in charge of everything.
It seems someone vehemently supports this idea.
One Fatecrashers did not show up today. He cannot be found anywhere and attempts to reach him are quite unsuccessful.
You all begin to snoop around. Surely he must be around here somewhere. Suddenly, his dream-sequence STARS buddy Fangren remembers Fatecrashers had left him a call during the middle of the night.
Like any smart person, Fangren silenced his phone and went back to sleep.
He checks the message, and all that can be heard is muffled screaming, "I. HATE. ICE!!!!!"
Has Fatecrashers been frozen again? His room proves to be empty! Although there are water droplets about and small puddles, perhaps from something melting. It also looks like there was a struggle.
You all branch out, beyond the usual regions of exploration for bodies, when Fatecrashers still cannot be found. How truly unusual.
Finally, Athenodoros stumbles upon the missing man. Or what is presumed to be him.
There is a large block of ice at the base of a mountain range. Underneath it, for it is too heavy to move, is the body of a man who was once alive. You can't see it too clearly, but you assume it's Fatecrashers, as a couple feet away is his phone, also trapped under the ice.
And so ends the life of a MUDS REBEL.
Two other men are also not present!!!!
However, you didn't find them when you looked for Fatecrashers, so you presume that danmantincan and askaninjask have simply been kidnapped and taken to some unknown location for the day. You will probably get dead if you try to talk with them...
It is now Day Five. Day Five will end at 1PM PST 4/5/11, OR when there is majority AND all PMs are in. Note that this is an earlier deadline than usual, BUT my Chem labs are every other week and this week I have off so I will be here to update at 1. This is what, 4PM EST? Get it done mates.
Still stuff in the SANDS ARENA. We may update with a list once Quag figures out if anything's there.
Result PMs going out as fast as I can write them up - Quag and I have sent them all. proceed.
It turns out you all took an early rest Day Four and the entire DEADS victory sequence was just a dream!!!!
Wow how weird huh o.o
The game proceeds as usual.
Everyone emerges, wondering what sort of hallucenogenic substances are in the water these days. Gosh, those MUDS just don't know how to run a society right. Things were so much better when MR SANDSMAN and his SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. were in charge of everything.
It seems someone vehemently supports this idea.
One Fatecrashers did not show up today. He cannot be found anywhere and attempts to reach him are quite unsuccessful.
You all begin to snoop around. Surely he must be around here somewhere. Suddenly, his dream-sequence STARS buddy Fangren remembers Fatecrashers had left him a call during the middle of the night.
Like any smart person, Fangren silenced his phone and went back to sleep.
He checks the message, and all that can be heard is muffled screaming, "I. HATE. ICE!!!!!"
Has Fatecrashers been frozen again? His room proves to be empty! Although there are water droplets about and small puddles, perhaps from something melting. It also looks like there was a struggle.
You all branch out, beyond the usual regions of exploration for bodies, when Fatecrashers still cannot be found. How truly unusual.
Finally, Athenodoros stumbles upon the missing man. Or what is presumed to be him.
There is a large block of ice at the base of a mountain range. Underneath it, for it is too heavy to move, is the body of a man who was once alive. You can't see it too clearly, but you assume it's Fatecrashers, as a couple feet away is his phone, also trapped under the ice.
And so ends the life of a MUDS REBEL.
I'd just like to say I was very close to having to <snip> the picture for this role.......Dear Fatecrashers
You are a hot mud wrestling chick,
Subject of sexually explicit porn shows and a star in the wet dreams of many an unsatisfied man, you are here because you want to do something significant. Also some guy made out of MUDS came up to you and offered you a massive contract if you helped him out. You are with the MUDS because SANDS are very uncomfortable to wrestle in, less appealing to horny men, and you were paid to get it done.
At night you may send a PM to Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Star in the fantasies of <user>." You will use the MUDS REBELS’ oddly advanced mental invasion technology to broadcast yourself into the mind of that user, making them stay asleep the entire night as they dream about <snip>ing you like their sister, incestuous <snip>. They will be unable to complete their action.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Wrestle and thoroughly embarrass <user>." You will challenge that user to a mud wrestling competition, which they think will lead to hot MUDS sex, only to crush them so they slink off knowing they were whipped, and are unable to do anything else that day.
<snip>.
You are allied with the MUDS. To win, the SNOWS, SANDS, and STARS must be defeated.
Two other men are also not present!!!!
However, you didn't find them when you looked for Fatecrashers, so you presume that danmantincan and askaninjask have simply been kidnapped and taken to some unknown location for the day. You will probably get dead if you try to talk with them...
It is now Day Five. Day Five will end at 1PM PST 4/5/11, OR when there is majority AND all PMs are in. Note that this is an earlier deadline than usual, BUT my Chem labs are every other week and this week I have off so I will be here to update at 1. This is what, 4PM EST? Get it done mates.
Still stuff in the SANDS ARENA. We may update with a list once Quag figures out if anything's there.
Result PMs going out as fast as I can write them up - Quag and I have sent them all. proceed.
yes, i'm finally not kidnapped!
anyways, Lynch khz. SNOWS shall be heard of in history books!
anyways, Lynch khz. SNOWS shall be heard of in history books!
oh
hmm yeah o.k
Lynch khz
Lynch khz
lynch khz i guess
obviously by now we all know who our teammates are, so there's no excuse for a no lynch
lynch captain bagman
lynch captain bagman
Hmm... who should I lynch? khz or this Captain Bagman chump?
Lynch khz
Lynch khz
Athenodoros
Official Smogon Know-It-All
Lynch khz
Dear Blue_Tornado
You are Mr. Freeze,
You are the cold-hearted man of the SNOWS, famous for freezing almost everything you see and also needing cold to survive. While you are braving the heat for this battle, you hopefully will be able to cool down and relax a bit after you defeat those who hate the cold.
At night you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Encase <user>. You will encase <user> in a block of ice, making so that they will do nothing that night, but no one will think they're alive and thus not target them with any actions, kills or otherwise.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Freeze <user>." <user> will be frozen in a block of ice for the next night and day, and will be unable to post anything outside of the thread..
<snip>
You are allied with the SNOWS. To win, you must defeat the SANDS, MUDS, and STARS.
man i'm feeling lazy
so next is nachos who is kidnapper by night safeguard by day for snows.
since the stars have left us i will reveal them now
DITTO AKA SAMUS - kidnapper / safeguard
GK - hooker / GK - hooker / GK - hooker / GK - hooker / target switcher
PS: Kill imkultra
You are Mr. Freeze,
You are the cold-hearted man of the SNOWS, famous for freezing almost everything you see and also needing cold to survive. While you are braving the heat for this battle, you hopefully will be able to cool down and relax a bit after you defeat those who hate the cold.
At night you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Encase <user>. You will encase <user> in a block of ice, making so that they will do nothing that night, but no one will think they're alive and thus not target them with any actions, kills or otherwise.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Freeze <user>." <user> will be frozen in a block of ice for the next night and day, and will be unable to post anything outside of the thread..
<snip>
You are allied with the SNOWS. To win, you must defeat the SANDS, MUDS, and STARS.
man i'm feeling lazy
so next is nachos who is kidnapper by night safeguard by day for snows.
since the stars have left us i will reveal them now
DITTO AKA SAMUS - kidnapper / safeguard
GK - hooker / GK - hooker / GK - hooker / GK - hooker / target switcher
PS: Kill imkultra
hi
Whoever can offer me the best things (items, protection, etc.), will get my vote and possibly my abilities.
Also Yeti sucks.
So yeah I'm a neutral with a terribly hard win condition (wouldn't expect anything less from Yeti) and I keep getting hooked/kidnapped FFFFFFFFFF.Quagsires said:
Whoever can offer me the best things (items, protection, etc.), will get my vote and possibly my abilities.
Also Yeti sucks.
Nightmare Jigglypuff began the day, excited that he was finally not the target of vicious kidnappers, with a lynch on Khz.
Khz thinks he has a much better idea that involves him not dying anytime soon and ops for a lynch of Captain Bagman instead.
However, everyone else, especially Athenodoros, seems to disagree with Khz and ops to lynch him instead.
Flamestrike tries to call out in in defense of Khz and tries to lynch Captain Bagman, but no one listens. Everyone just silently follows the lynch on Khz.
However, Macle steps out of the crowd and threatens to reveal information on Blue_Tornado as well as many of the STARS, including a role PM that he claims is B_T's. When no one really listens to him, he does so.
Just to add to the confusion, Spiffy comes out as a neutral who's wanting to work with any faction who can give him more, although like always, he seems to be mostly ignored.
And so Khz, the spatial Pokemon, was lynched.
However, this short celebration ends with a beam of ice coming out of the crowd and focusing on Goldenknight. He has been frozen for the next night and day and may not talk to anyone outside the thread.
You all quietly go to your beds or whatever you do at night, glad that an enemy has died but saddened of who the enemy was.
Also, the SANDS ARENA seems now to have a random pokeball containing a Clefairy. It may be grabbed during the day just like the Powersuit.
Interested in 1 sub if you could PM me, as some people in this are starting to get pretty inactive.
ALL PMS OUT IT IS NOW NIGHT 5.
And a friendly reminder to people to not contact others if those others are in a NOC kidnap, even if they would learn the information afterwards regardless. That is all.
Khz thinks he has a much better idea that involves him not dying anytime soon and ops for a lynch of Captain Bagman instead.
However, everyone else, especially Athenodoros, seems to disagree with Khz and ops to lynch him instead.
Flamestrike tries to call out in in defense of Khz and tries to lynch Captain Bagman, but no one listens. Everyone just silently follows the lynch on Khz.
However, Macle steps out of the crowd and threatens to reveal information on Blue_Tornado as well as many of the STARS, including a role PM that he claims is B_T's. When no one really listens to him, he does so.
Just to add to the confusion, Spiffy comes out as a neutral who's wanting to work with any faction who can give him more, although like always, he seems to be mostly ignored.
And so Khz, the spatial Pokemon, was lynched.
Seeing the mighty pokemon fall makes all of you a bit saddened by the fact that such a useful pokemon has finally bitten the dust, and you can almost see the_angry_scientist turn over in his grave after watching Palkia be lynched. However, it seems to end quickly by the arrivals of Danmantincan walks through the streets once more, now dripping wet, but looking content that he was not kidnapped anymore. Askaninjask comes emerging from far west, looking like he just rolled around in a desert.Dear Khz
You are Palkia,
The big pink dragon from sucky fourth gen, you fight with the big blue dragon Dialga all day then bone her all night. You are one of the best ubers because of your excellent attacking types. You are part water, which means when combined with dirt you make MUDS, and you like to wrestle Dialga in MUDS so you joined up with the guys who like MUDS too.
At night you may send a PM to Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Give user your Haban Berry." You will toss your berry to that user, allowing them to take any hit which was intended to kill without dying, since your HP allows you to survive all Dragon hits with the use of Haban. You have an infinite amount of berries thanks to the MUDS REBELS’ Haban Berry smuggling operation so you can protect someone each night.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Make loud roaring rending noises near <user>." You will drown out that user’s cries for a lynch, making their vote count for 0 that day and the next. This can be used every day, though it lasts for 2.
<snip>
You are allied with the MUDS. To win, the SNOWS, SANDS, and STARS must be defeated.
However, this short celebration ends with a beam of ice coming out of the crowd and focusing on Goldenknight. He has been frozen for the next night and day and may not talk to anyone outside the thread.
You all quietly go to your beds or whatever you do at night, glad that an enemy has died but saddened of who the enemy was.
Also, the SANDS ARENA seems now to have a random pokeball containing a Clefairy. It may be grabbed during the day just like the Powersuit.
Interested in 1 sub if you could PM me, as some people in this are starting to get pretty inactive.
ALL PMS OUT IT IS NOW NIGHT 5.
And a friendly reminder to people to not contact others if those others are in a NOC kidnap, even if they would learn the information afterwards regardless. That is all.
MACLE AKA DOUCHE - alienate allies / be a fucking retard
hey<SNIPS> send your PMs in you moronsline
The sun rises. Morning is upon you. It seems like a good day, at the start. Nobody overly noticeable appears to be missing...
Then you all realize one man surely is not present.
And he can be found.
Dangling from his ceiling fan, which someone apparently turned on, is Athenodoros. It looks like a suicide, but there was obviously someone else in the room with him.
What kind of douchebag turns a ceiling fan on while a guy's hanging from it, choking to death?? Seriously 8\
Several bottles of whipped cream and multiple broken condoms litter the floor. Some beer and various unmentionable sex toys are tossed under the bed, but it doesn't take much effort to find them.
Also found is a list of STDs Athenodoros apparently contracted during his last wild night. Looks like the thought of having crabs crawling around on his genital warts and herpes sores was highly unpleasant to our fair friend.
And so ends the life of yet ANOTHER MUDS REBEL. These guys really don't seem to have much luck, do they?
GoldenKnight is still safe and sound in the middle of the street, frozen in his ice.
It seems he is not the only one unable to reach out though!! askaninjask and Manafii101 are both missing as well!!!!!!
However, as no bodies can be found anywhere, you all get the feeling they're simply off on the usual quests for the day...
Results going out - all out, stuff in SANDS ARENA, etc.
It is now Day Six. Day Six will terminate in 48 hours at 2:00 PM PST 4/9/11 OR when we have all PMs and there is lynch majority accounting for noncounting votes.
also some wormy little individuals didn't PM us...... huh, sucks for them, don't it?
WE STILL WANT A SUB
CONTACT ME/QUAG ONCE SILPH LIST IS CONFIRMED SO YOUR PRIORITY DOESN'T GO DOWN
The sun rises. Morning is upon you. It seems like a good day, at the start. Nobody overly noticeable appears to be missing...
Then you all realize one man surely is not present.
And he can be found.
Dangling from his ceiling fan, which someone apparently turned on, is Athenodoros. It looks like a suicide, but there was obviously someone else in the room with him.
What kind of douchebag turns a ceiling fan on while a guy's hanging from it, choking to death?? Seriously 8\
Several bottles of whipped cream and multiple broken condoms litter the floor. Some beer and various unmentionable sex toys are tossed under the bed, but it doesn't take much effort to find them.
Also found is a list of STDs Athenodoros apparently contracted during his last wild night. Looks like the thought of having crabs crawling around on his genital warts and herpes sores was highly unpleasant to our fair friend.
And so ends the life of yet ANOTHER MUDS REBEL. These guys really don't seem to have much luck, do they?
gd dumb hicks, renting their filthy incest shacks out to MUDS REBELS.Dear Athenodoros
You are a guy from the Louisiana Bayou,
A typical antisocial hick/bigot/idiot/moron from the Deep South, you live in the swamps with the gators and bugs and other idiot hicks like yourself. Because you’ve lived knee-deep in MUDS all your life, and are too stupid/simple to change anything, you’ve stayed with what you know. Also, the original MUDS REBELS rented your shoddy shack as their headquarters, so you’ve stuck with them ever since.
At night you may send a PM to Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Drop that city slicker <user> into your swamp." You will get the MUDS REBELS AIRAID to drop that user into a bayou, stranding them in the swamp. This will kidnap them for that day – they cannot be lynched nor complete a day action, however while inside they will have the option of choosing one location to visit. This will give them a certain result. The options are: <snip>.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Have incestuous relations near <user>." You will have illegal-in-50-states sex with your hot, bucktoothed, freckled idiot of a sister near that user, which will drive everyone who would otherwise target them away in disgust at your incestuous behavior, you filthy hick.
Because you are a rather dumb individual with little credit, any votes you make in the lynch will not be taken seriously, and will count as -1 instead of 1.
<snip>.
You are allied with the MUDS. To win, the SNOWS, SANDS, and STARS must be defeated.
GoldenKnight is still safe and sound in the middle of the street, frozen in his ice.
It seems he is not the only one unable to reach out though!! askaninjask and Manafii101 are both missing as well!!!!!!
However, as no bodies can be found anywhere, you all get the feeling they're simply off on the usual quests for the day...
Results going out - all out, stuff in SANDS ARENA, etc.
It is now Day Six. Day Six will terminate in 48 hours at 2:00 PM PST 4/9/11 OR when we have all PMs and there is lynch majority accounting for noncounting votes.
also some wormy little individuals didn't PM us...... huh, sucks for them, don't it?
WE STILL WANT A SUB
CONTACT ME/QUAG ONCE SILPH LIST IS CONFIRMED SO YOUR PRIORITY DOESN'T GO DOWN