Shower Thoughts Thread

[Plague von Karma]

For those moments where you have those weird thoughts that catapult you into a new stage of enlightenment.

Like how d, p, q and b are the same letter but rotated in some fonts.

 

[R-B-Y]

It's a shame frozen yogurt can be abbreviated as froyo, but never have I heard snowgurt

 

[Plague von Karma]

Self defense is a legal version of "they started it!"

 

[Hulavuta]

I often have weird thoughts pop into my head during my morning or evening walks:


We often say "When I was younger" but we never say "When I was older" (I know this doesn't make any sense, but I still thought of it)

The name "Lisa" backwards is Asil (asshole)

If you're a solo artist or band just starting out, give your songs the same names as already-famous songs. Your song will pop up when someone searches up the other song, increasing your exposure (and sometimes you'll even get on their autoplay).

It would be really convenient if we could tell people things in dreams, so like if you are going out and you need to tell your parents/roommates/partner but they're taking a nap, you could just slip in their dreams and tell them.

 

[Sijih]

If you're a solo artist or band just starting out, give your songs the same names as already-famous songs. Your song will pop up when someone searches up the other song, increasing your exposure (and sometimes you'll even get on their autoplay).

I tried to download Culture II on Spotify the day it came out but I ended up downloading a playlist of 100+ completely random songs which had the same cover image and name instead. That was a waste of mobile data...

No idea why someone would even make that, maybe it's one of those weird Spotify monetization things of the type that the Bulgarian guy who stole a million from Spotify was taking advantage of.

 

[Hulavuta]

Denial is an anagram of Daniel

 

[ceal]

Denial is an anagram of Daniel

Damn Denial, you can't be back at it with the white vans!

 

[Plague von Karma]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1314030449547673601

I'm stunned.

 

[emma]

I just realized today that therapist —> the rapist

 

[Ununhexium]

the pressure in this shower is too low

 

[phoopes]

The five basic tastes (according to the Wikipedia article anyway) are sweet, sour, salty, savory (umami), and bitter. They had something really good going with everything starting with an s and then they got to bitter. But who likes "bitter" tastes anyway? Rename bitter to "shitty" for alliterative purposes

 

[xzern]

my redditor thought of the day: stocks are a gacha game for libertarians
-xzern

 

[phoopes]

if you get Olive Garden delivered how do the unlimited breadsticks work? can you keep calling them back and asking them to deliver more breadsticks? Probably not, but that should be how it works

 

[Plague von Karma]

 

[ceal]

are lobsters centaurs to crabs?

 

[Unfunnydededenotxd]

Sleep is a free trial of death and we don't mind it at all.

 

[Icemann]

 

[Unfunnydededenotxd]

Something I thought of today, you can kind of say the tiers without saying the letters. you can say them like this: pu = poo, nu = new, ru = rue, uu = ooh, ou = also ooh, uber = uber, ag = ag

 

[vonFiedler]

ou = also ooh

 

[R-B-Y]

innit = ne

 

[Celticpride]

Halo: Reach and Star Wars: Rogue One are incredibly similar stories thematically. Teams of six, desperate Hail Marys, pre-written conclusions, running an important computer program to a destination and sacrificing everything in the process. Also both were better than the newer installments in their series. Rogue One is imo better than any sequel trilogy movie, and Reach’s campaign was better than Halo 4 or 5.

 

[Ununhexium]

Ah fuck I forgot to grab a new bar of soap

 

[Astra]

i hope she likes me back

 

[MAMP]

im glad she likes me back

 

[Akai]

i hope she likes me back

Anime girls don't like you back