OMG. Thank you for making this world a better place.as much as people on earth are called ears
I can’t stop thinking about this now and it’s killing methe whole point of ice cubes is to float in there own blood
idk if this is the normal response but ours thinks "there is another dog over there" and goes into kill modeWhat do dogs think when they suddenly hear a dog barking on the glowing screen on the wall?
I don't know which is more disturbingly accurate: the way this shows modern society and its continuous negative portrayal of everything, or the way the Bible was asking our ancestors to think. Either way:Bible: sheep are pure and innocent
Modern-day Western society: sheep are stupid unthinking regurgitaters boo
Funnily enough this simple quote summarises half of the book of the old testament."And this is why we can't have nice things!"
It could be worse. They could end in 'ough.'It’s bothering me that ratio and patio don’t rhyme
They should make conctraceptive cigarettes, kill two birds with one stoneCigarette companies kill their best customers while contraception companies kill their future customers
I would like to posit a counterargument that admittedly is not a shower thought but a shower thought thread thought - Perhaps... the best way of knowing if someone is reading your thoughts is to read their thoughts.the best way to know if people can see your thoughts is to constantly think about never gonna give you up and then check if anybody around you is screaming profanities