Shower Thoughts Thread

[CaffeineBoost]

we need more overdone joke formats so somebody can make a tier list out of them

 

[Gekokeso]

Is socialising in a living room the direct opposite of living in a society?

 

[Adeleine]

if "fast food" was fast enough, it wouldn't be food

 

[Abbey Street]

If I have an Iron deficiency, am I unironic?

 

[Low-Key]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/

this has its own thing on reddit, so you can use this lol

 

[Avongarde]

is it called an oven because you shove food in and if you say it quick it's like shove n?

 

[Ur local kangaroo]

Sleep isn't shutting your eyes, it's shutting your eyelids, therefore you're just awkwardly starring at your eyelids as you sleep

 

[Dorron]

How was the first Programming Language coded? I mean, there was no Programming Languages before as they need to be programmed, and you need a Programming App to do that and they work with Programming Languages

 

[Low-Key]

How was the first Programming Language coded? I mean, there was no Programming Languages before as they need to be programmed, and you need a Programming App to do that and they work with Programming Languages

the first programming language to exist is actually fortran. see here for how it was made: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortran

 

[Plague von Karma]

Primal Dialga is a Game Freak developer's anger towards the absolute horror that are time zones and leap seconds put into a character.

 

[phoopes]

 

[Avongarde]

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yeah well an ocean is less likely to have the corpse within your sight of vision lol, it's not something people think about when they swim because they aren't reminded of it unlike a corpse in a pool where it is clearly visible and you are aware of it (i'm sure people wouldn't want to swim at a beach where someone died recently either)

 

[Ur local kangaroo]

Voldemort is almost always referred to as "He who must not be named" but that name is terrible because it's giving him a name


also, why does "don't you dare" sound normal, but "do not you dare" sound weird, despite it literally means the same thing?

 

[TheSnoom]

Saying bunny rabbit is just redundant
If Jesus can walk on water, and I can walk on ice which is water, am I Jesus?
Why do Pincurchin, Pyukumuku, and Snom (blessed be his name) all have similar designs

 

[CanineIllusionist]

If Jesus can walk on water, and I can walk on ice which is water, am I Jesus?

"Is ice water?" is the unanswered philosophical question behind all xenobiology.
There's a lot of ice out there. Numbered for documentation and everything.
And just like "what are birds?"
We just don't know. We've had top scientists working on this for many years.

 

[Ur local kangaroo]

It's weird how the United States is often referred to as "America", but China is never referred to as "Asia" and The United Kingdom is never referred to as "Europe"

 

[かたわれ時]

It’s more because the official name is the United States of America, while China and the UK doesn’t have Asia or Europe in their official names respectively

 

[Plague von Karma]

annoying orange was the first vtuber

 

[cityscapes]

i was the first vtuber

 

[ceal]

your mom was the first vtuber

 

[shadowpea]

your mom was the first vtuber

and her wife was the second

 

[Albatross]

your mom was the first vtuber

and her wife was the second

Can confirm

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Why is an apartment complex called a complex when it’s actually simple?

 

[Snessy!]

in the future there will be versions of those shitty emulator websites where you can play ps5 games

 

[Ehmcee]

in the future there will be versions of those shitty emulator websites where you can play ps5 games

Have you perhaps heard of...

Pirating?