Shower Thoughts Thread

[Plague von Karma]

Are furret pfp likes worth less than regular ones

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Would this be Char Mann or Dhar Zard?

 

[Yung Dramps]

what if you were sitting on the dirt with no pants and diglett accidentally went up your asshole

 

[Low-Key]

what if you were sitting on the dirt with no pants and diglett accidentally went up your asshole

we don't talk about this.

also if you're a girl this is way worse for you

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

better*

 

[adamantazu]

what if you were sitting on the dirt with no pants and diglett accidentally went up your asshole

brings new meaning to "anal fissure"

 

[bdt2002]

(Quotes taken from Bulbapedia)

"Pokémon Diamond Version (Japanese: ポケットモンスターダイヤモンド Pocket Monsters Diamond) and Pokémon Pearl Version (Japanese: ポケットモンスターパール Pocket Monsters Pearl) are Nintendo DS games that are the first core series Pokémon games of Generation IV. The games were released in Japan on September 28, 2006, in North America on April 22, 2007, in Australia on June 21, 2007, and in Europe on July 27, 2007. They take place in the Sinnoh region."

"Cyrus is the first leader of a villainous team to have his age confirmed (27). Looker confirms his age in the Team Galactic Headquarters in Veilstone City."

"Much like Generation III remade the Generation I games, the Generation II games also received much anticipated remakes in the form of HeartGold and SoulSilver, and through details revealed in the five main games, Generation IV is thus known to be contemporaneous with Generation II, occurring three years after Generation I and Generation III."

Cyrus is canonically turning 50 next month.

 

[E-create]

if the human body is made of water does this mean that when we drink water it count's as cannibalism

 

[Yung Dramps]

what if you were sitting on the dirt with no pants and diglett accidentally went up your asshole

this got a lot dicier now didn't it

 

[bdt2002]

Doing this in a similar rapid-fire fashion as my recent post in the hot takes thread.

• The first word ever spoken by a human being wouldn’t have been seen as a word at the time of its conception.
• In an alternate universe there’s probably a version of Chick-Fil-A that’s only ever open on Sundays.
• Shouldn’t a softball be called something else if it’s both larger and more stiff than a baseball?
• An entire generation of children likely wouldn’t know about one of the most famous musical numbers ever written if it wasn’t for a Spider-Man video game.
• There’s nothing stopping the end of the world from being caused by the moon’s orbit eventually crashing into Earth.
• In the modern Pokémon world there’s probably a group of animal rights activists who want to cancel Mega Evolution since it can happen without the Pokémon’s consent.
• Thanks to time zones, Santa Claus could actually fly around the entire world in 24 hours.
  

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

• Thanks to time zones, Santa Claus could actually fly around the entire world in 24 hours.

he could do this ANYWAY because of CHRISTMAS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!

 

[MegaFlareon]

Barbers spend 90% of the haircut fixing the hair on the sides of your head and only 10% cutting the hair on the top of your head.

 

[UberSkitty]

If Batman was in Star Wars, would he be on the light side or the dark side?

 

[phoopes]

looking for an online space where I ask for advice on how to build my own hoagie

a sub-reddit, if you will

 

[Ununhexium]

looking for an online space where I ask for advice on how to build my own hoagie

a sub-reddit, if you will

bruh just go to wawa

 

[Bug Maniac Aydon]

There are probably more yugioh games that have been decided by time wizard than games decided by nibiru

 

[az]

it';s called "ruins" of "alph" because "A", "L", "P" and "H" are all letters of the human language.

 

[phoopes]

it';s called "ruins" of "alph" because "A", "L", "P" and "H" are all letters of the human language.

confirming

 

[phoopes]

“Heckle” would work as a catch-all term for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

 

[phoopes]

By the way what if Dr. Jekyll was a woman and the Mr. Hyde transformation was an allegory for like, gender dysphoria

 

[Martin]

The presto part of Summer from Vivaldi’s Four Seasons would low key go hard as a fighting game character theme or boss fight music

 

[Rugi]

The presto part of Summer from Vivaldi’s Four Seasons would low key go hard as a fighting game character theme or boss fight music

Related shower thought but I find it mindblowing how much aquatarkus (of Emerson Lake and Palmer) sounds like a video game boss theme, right down to having clearly denoted phases and a sort of 'fanfare' ending that makes it sound like youve reached the end of a battle

This is from 1971!

 

[phoopes]

My favorite JRPG boss music is this storm warning music from the weather channel

 

[Local Dog]

My favorite JRPG boss music is this storm warning music from the weather channel

when the music composer is overqualified and bored

btw this sounds exactly like something that could be in some SNES RPG: