SmogOFF DOOM

[phoopes]

Post your own, either with the grapes prompt or something else

 

[BP]

What a poster know

 

[antemortem]

dudes why are we writing this when y’all acting like Kanye and Jay-z in that DM exchange!!!

 

[Drifting]

chicken nugget fish filet, cupcake, raising canes

 

[BP]

chicken nugget fish filet, cupcake, raising canes

my dick keeps getting growing pains

 

[Troubadour1]

don't wrack your brain, on a fast track to half-insane

wait

 

[earl]

did zf disclose that the first part he sent was stolen from a tweet

 

[Adam3560]

hoes love me cause I'm extra chill
digging holes with my excadrill
I do work for money and sex for thrill
I'm just living the life in beverly hills

 

[phoopes]

did zf disclose that the first part he sent was stolen from a tweet

the bars put him in a titter til he found out they’re from Twitter/
the stolen chitter-chatter got him battered and feeling bitter/
zf’s a fool, that’s a mean enough shitter/
MF DOOM bats the cleanup hitter

 

[phoopes]

Clips from an old Spider-Man cartoon play:

“Look, DOOM’s private jet is headed right for New Jersey!”

“Oh if I know DOOM he hates to see a bitch from New Jersey winning!”

 

[cookie]

i wonder if you could turn a message board into a turing machine

and then try to run doom on smogoff

 

[Blizihguh]

Convinced Phoopes is actually MF DOOM, and tbh if you told me DOOM was still alive and moderating a pokemon fan forum I wouldn't even be that surprised

 

[Drifting]

A villain eating chicken fried steak yo, garçon, bring me my wedding cake.

 

[earl]

his chicken, little. caught right in the middle. his sky is falling, d cups got me bawling

 

[GatoDelFuego]

did zf disclose that the first part he sent was stolen from a tweet

he sent me the same fckin pm dawg

 

[zf]

he sent me the same fckin pm dawg

Yes i use the crto + v command

 

[phoopes]

Yes i use the crto + v command

rappers paste what they copy, it's a waste and it's sloppy/
so Metal Face runs the race and leaves with haste in a jalopy/
the beer taste kind of hoppy, weed laced, feeling floppy/
he's faced towards a place in outer space, the journey's choppy

 

[antemortem]

WARNING: THIS THREAD IS AT RISK OF MODERATION

 

[phoopes]

WARNING: THIS THREAD IS AT RISK OF MODERATION

this would unironically fit right in to the skits of pretty much any DOOM song lol

 

[phoopes]

WARNING: THIS THREAD IS AT RISK OF MODERATION

warning: this thread is at risk of moderation/
villains never vacate, or venture on vacations/
DOOM mans the battle stations, soon plans world domination/
until he meet damnation, not a soul will go and face him

https://voca.ro/18BO3u5X3g9T

 

[Voltage]

they hate to see a good-ass poster post and get infrac-ted /
they hate to see a good-ass post get haha-reacted /
they wanna take our posts all down and throw us off our axis /
but they don't know shitposting is what keep us comin back bitch

 

[antemortem]

wait that’s FIRE I’m fucking geeking

 

[Voltage]

(LMK if you want me to record any samples as well bc I can do it with my home studio etc)

 

[earl]

fire bars but it’s not nearly nonsense enough to be doom

 

[phoopes]

fire bars but it’s not nearly nonsense enough to be doom

villain in the cut like a lawnmower/
a broad all up on his dick like a leaf blower/
you know he’s putting in the hard work/
the girl’s a hoe and DOOM’s doing yard work