sorry, sir. I can't pull this off. It's way too hard.
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SmogOFF DOOM
- Thread starter phoopes
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Villain eat your brains like a voracious zombie/
Ooh mami, he loves the taste of umami/
Words flowing out his mouth like a tsunami/
Coast to coast living: Jason Giambi/
Silver slugger, main thugger, he’s a British right bugger/
Got more hoes than kids by the Duggars/
Take the bull by the horns, but he’s not an Ares/
All his rhymes could fill libraries with/
Best sellers, how does he tell her?/
They’re not even friends, he’s no Ross Geller/
Putting other rappers down like Old Yeller/
When he counts his money, call the bank tellers/
Finished basement, don’t need a cellar/
You might be doing well but he’s doing well-er/
Cuz he buys low and he’s a high seller/
Everybody knows DOOM as a smart feller
Ooh mami, he loves the taste of umami/
Words flowing out his mouth like a tsunami/
Coast to coast living: Jason Giambi/
Silver slugger, main thugger, he’s a British right bugger/
Got more hoes than kids by the Duggars/
Take the bull by the horns, but he’s not an Ares/
All his rhymes could fill libraries with/
Best sellers, how does he tell her?/
They’re not even friends, he’s no Ross Geller/
Putting other rappers down like Old Yeller/
When he counts his money, call the bank tellers/
Finished basement, don’t need a cellar/
You might be doing well but he’s doing well-er/
Cuz he buys low and he’s a high seller/
Everybody knows DOOM as a smart feller
sample: eyoop lads it's me fookin shade from pokémon
Animaniacs sample: Hellllloooooooo, nurse!
Rear-end your girlfriend; in the bedroom he's sleazy
DOOM'll give her a Lucky Egg, bend her over easy
Blast ass, smash her clam shell like Cloyster, an' grab her cash too
Hand it to the metal man, the Choice Scooby doobie doo
Premium hash to puff and pass the baton
Meteor Mash buff stacks with the Band on
Rear-end your girlfriend; in the bedroom he's sleazy
DOOM'll give her a Lucky Egg, bend her over easy
Blast ass, smash her clam shell like Cloyster, an' grab her cash too
Hand it to the metal man, the Choice Scooby doobie doo
Premium hash to puff and pass the baton
Meteor Mash buff stacks with the Band on
There is no playthrough of DOOM within this thread. I feel lied to.