smogoff photo album: the new official general bona fide thread

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

funny photo

 

[Ninahaza]

I need to finish on the weight bar before i can finish on someone's face.

I love this exercise because it hits your back and tingles your abs.

 

[ThatOneSpork]

This is me on new years, being used for tomato consumption!

This is me with my brother, at a fancy restaurant!

This is a restaurant I opened!

I even have my own Wiki, with me in every picture!
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Spork

 

[BP]

Lol went looking through old childhood photos

good times

 

[monkfish]

heres me hitting some baby weights in the gym. you cant tell from looking but in this picture ive actually shat myself!

 

[monkfish]

another piccy of yours truly. unfortunately in this one you can definitely tell that ive shat myself

 

[cookie]

oh wow monkfish i have the same shoes!

this is me on my balcony. english summers aren't that warm so i gotta wear long sleeves

 

[faint]

chilling in the target parking lot. unlike the guys above me i definitely did not shat myself lol

 

[cookie]

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chilling in the target parking lot. unlike the guys above me i definitely did not shat myself lol

uhm i did not shat myself i just dress like someone who does

 

[Arcticblast]

 

[Ninahaza]

Aww man. Cookie, Monk, if you're going to try and make fun of me, at least have me shirtless the way God intended me to be.

Mmmmmmmm. Yeah.

Anyway, a bunch of good looking men on this page. Carry on

 

[cookie]

normally when you shit yourself you have to take your bottoms off, not your top

 

[Ninahaza]

Ah.

Well, unfortunately my bottoms wont ever come off on smogoff. You have to be pretty special to see that ;).

Ps: Although, cookie, If you want a description of that magical sight. You can always ask your mom

 

[Kalalokki]

first off some rules:

!. don't be shitty about anyone else's appearance

If you guys don't want to play nice, you can just play it serious in the cong version instead