Smogon Conspiracy Theories

The Team Rocket Corporation user group never stopped once we switched to Xenforo. While it appears that user groups are gone, there’s still a secret cabal of users who keep a version of the website from June 2013 on their desktop, a computer which has been continuously on for the last eight years.

The user group was a flurry of activity, a corner of the site for all sorts of misplaced 13 year olds to post without any real moderation. Now though? They’re all adults, they’re far more organized, and they’ve grown an undying hatred for smogon. Together, along with the assimilated Bald Accountant's user group, they will rise from the depths, reclaim the site as the TRUE powers behind competitive Pokémon, and instate a golden age of embarrassing roleplaying. King Jukain will then exile the black hat senior staff that tried to destroy his exploits, while promoting the white hat senior staff that made his coup possible.

Never again will their exploits be hidden so that only old weirdos who had this stuff in their peripheral remember their long gone pseudo-subsection of the site.

Also, the infiltration of smogon by Little Cup Forum is nearly complete. We hope you all enjoy the site’s redesign into the Valhalla of little cup eric the espeon invisioned in 2008.
 
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