Should I have taken the kid gloves off and called you an idiot for cherry picking your suspects?
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Halfassing makes you a whole ass, dude. At least I try to give 100%.
Also, before you say anything elsee, I need to go find a fallacy ref pic for you.
What are you talking about? What does this post mean?
MewtwoHidden got more for us?
What more would you be asking for
It means you should try sarcasm that doesn't put you on the "I don't want to bother with consistent scumhunting" side of the argument.
Also, it means
Also, it means
Ewbop: shouldn't try
or never mind
we're getting offtopic
we're getting offtopic
If you use that false ebwop for another ad hominem, you have to post in 26 type that you are not helping the game rn.
Cameron, there’s a guy in the thread trying to type by drooling on the keyboard and I can’t decipher what he’s saying. Can you take a crack at it?It means you should try sarcasm that doesn't put you on the "I don't want to bother with consistent scumhunting" side of the argument.
Also, it means
I'm stopping before you do.
i'm not helping the game? you're not helping the game! at every step you make these stupid, stupid, stupid reads, make these dumb assumptions about night actions and clear random people based on unverified claims. and then you make these utterly inane posts and all i see is you getting further and further off the mark.
my god knights, just look at the game! it's so easy!
my god knights, just look at the game! it's so easy!
Unvote, Vote M2H
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Vote: M2H
Saw that M2H was caught visiting nuxl, did M2H and Clarinet claim? If not then they should
Saw that M2H was caught visiting nuxl, did M2H and Clarinet claim? If not then they should
ok here i think you've actually triggered me so much i'm going to do what i never do and give my rationale for reads. this is a one time, fuck you gift
former is scum for a whole bunch of fucking reasons
all of day 1 he spent lolcatting. instead of engaging with the thread and finding stupid tunnels to lose himself on, he stuck a lazy vote on you and avoided the thread thereafter. that's not former finding scum, that's former spending a lot more time in scumchat trying to figure out why the fuck texas is literally playing like a jester.
then go back to day 1 when texas claimed IC. see how former pops in and literally leaves? that's not town. town former would compulsively say something in response. he doesn't here.
texas townread former. ok so what, i think literally last game texas and i played as town he also got former wrong day 1. this was the game where i stuck a vote on texas after former got outed and he wrote that really funny tirade.
so i end day 1 saying that i'll probably park on former day 2. day 2 starts. claims reloader. let's talk about this claim
this claim can be made with former scum in one of two ways. one scum former has an actual ability that interacts with 1x shots in some way, so he is made aware of their existence. so this can be like, 1x gravedigger, which i suggested earlier. the second way is that former is actually a reloader for scum. i'm actually starting to get quite hopeful about the latter. the dayvig isn't that powerful when you consider that scum is just trading 1 for 1 if you kill townie people, which would result in town victory. so its value is mainly lategame. not that helpful. now m2h is claiming 1x watcher which also makes me feel good
you want to know how you should have seen former scum today? when former is scum he does a number of things. one of them is that he will be really adamant about things that aren't true. this was true in greek mafia when he literally got caught by this and then josh and i had to bail him out for like three days straight. if you go back and look at former's arguments on why he is confirmed town, it is so fucking stupid. there is no reality in which a person who has played more than five mafia games and has a brain would ever believe that they are conftown in that situation. but former believes it
the most triggering thing is that you and the rest of town lap it up. former says "oh i'm town because of xyz" and because you lack the ability to find where the logic goes wrong, you just read the headlienr and go "ok cool, reloader's a cool ability i can't believe tommy stole that from caff wow"
there's so many ways the claim could be scum here it's so fucking stupid. oh yeah, also that whole shtick about former crumbing doc to me? when he's not doc? hello? how fucking scummy is that?
then he claims reloader which does NOT clear half the game, not even close, there's no way it clears half the game because even if you have a town reloader how the fuck do you clear claimed 1x roles based on yours, all you're given is the info that 1x roles exist, that doesn't mean that anybody is actually the role they claim, and it certainly doesn't mean that they're the alignment
also i didnt even say this before but that thing about former saying i wouldn't catch on about him crumbing doc? of course i did, i caught on before he even said anything, i said to tommy that former would probably claim doc here
like, there's so much wrong with former's thought process and ther'es such a disocnnect between the things he's adamant about and the things that are actually true. you and caff can't put one and one together so you just follow his logic and go "hmm yep yep yep" and it's so fucking frustrating
former is scum for a whole bunch of fucking reasons
all of day 1 he spent lolcatting. instead of engaging with the thread and finding stupid tunnels to lose himself on, he stuck a lazy vote on you and avoided the thread thereafter. that's not former finding scum, that's former spending a lot more time in scumchat trying to figure out why the fuck texas is literally playing like a jester.
then go back to day 1 when texas claimed IC. see how former pops in and literally leaves? that's not town. town former would compulsively say something in response. he doesn't here.
texas townread former. ok so what, i think literally last game texas and i played as town he also got former wrong day 1. this was the game where i stuck a vote on texas after former got outed and he wrote that really funny tirade.
so i end day 1 saying that i'll probably park on former day 2. day 2 starts. claims reloader. let's talk about this claim
this claim can be made with former scum in one of two ways. one scum former has an actual ability that interacts with 1x shots in some way, so he is made aware of their existence. so this can be like, 1x gravedigger, which i suggested earlier. the second way is that former is actually a reloader for scum. i'm actually starting to get quite hopeful about the latter. the dayvig isn't that powerful when you consider that scum is just trading 1 for 1 if you kill townie people, which would result in town victory. so its value is mainly lategame. not that helpful. now m2h is claiming 1x watcher which also makes me feel good
you want to know how you should have seen former scum today? when former is scum he does a number of things. one of them is that he will be really adamant about things that aren't true. this was true in greek mafia when he literally got caught by this and then josh and i had to bail him out for like three days straight. if you go back and look at former's arguments on why he is confirmed town, it is so fucking stupid. there is no reality in which a person who has played more than five mafia games and has a brain would ever believe that they are conftown in that situation. but former believes it
the most triggering thing is that you and the rest of town lap it up. former says "oh i'm town because of xyz" and because you lack the ability to find where the logic goes wrong, you just read the headlienr and go "ok cool, reloader's a cool ability i can't believe tommy stole that from caff wow"
there's so many ways the claim could be scum here it's so fucking stupid. oh yeah, also that whole shtick about former crumbing doc to me? when he's not doc? hello? how fucking scummy is that?
then he claims reloader which does NOT clear half the game, not even close, there's no way it clears half the game because even if you have a town reloader how the fuck do you clear claimed 1x roles based on yours, all you're given is the info that 1x roles exist, that doesn't mean that anybody is actually the role they claim, and it certainly doesn't mean that they're the alignment
also i didnt even say this before but that thing about former saying i wouldn't catch on about him crumbing doc? of course i did, i caught on before he even said anything, i said to tommy that former would probably claim doc here
like, there's so much wrong with former's thought process and ther'es such a disocnnect between the things he's adamant about and the things that are actually true. you and caff can't put one and one together so you just follow his logic and go "hmm yep yep yep" and it's so fucking frustrating
we're in a good spot because one of m2h or caff is confirmed scum
Ok
Hm
Ok I’m going to dump some thoughts
There were two worlds for Hannah’s sub out. One was Hannah scum, and she didn’t want to play the alignment. Two was that former started teasing her about you
Cos as far as I can tell it must’ve been game related
Also formers comment about him not letting Hannah sub out as scum just struck me as super TMI
I think town former doesn’t disappear when Texas gets dayvigged
Like it literally just reads like former is lolcatting
CB still reads town to me. Especially with that bs about formers cop. Read like genuine frustration.
Laurel is probably fine, whydon is probably fine, Cameron is ok
UTO looks fine this game ngl
Hm I just realized. If I was scum FH I would claim doc and RBd.
If he does claim doc, I guess I’m committing to lynching him anyway, and that it’s just a very unfortunate situation <- i know some idiot is going to ask about this, i meant that it was an unfortunate situation that i didn't get to see former's claim before i commit to lynching him
Zzzz I dunno.
Hm
Ok I’m going to dump some thoughts
There were two worlds for Hannah’s sub out. One was Hannah scum, and she didn’t want to play the alignment. Two was that former started teasing her about you
Cos as far as I can tell it must’ve been game related
Also formers comment about him not letting Hannah sub out as scum just struck me as super TMI
I think town former doesn’t disappear when Texas gets dayvigged
Like it literally just reads like former is lolcatting
CB still reads town to me. Especially with that bs about formers cop. Read like genuine frustration.
Laurel is probably fine, whydon is probably fine, Cameron is ok
UTO looks fine this game ngl
Hm I just realized. If I was scum FH I would claim doc and RBd.
If he does claim doc, I guess I’m committing to lynching him anyway, and that it’s just a very unfortunate situation <- i know some idiot is going to ask about this, i meant that it was an unfortunate situation that i didn't get to see former's claim before i commit to lynching him
Zzzz I dunno.
MewtwoHidden Did you watch Nuxl?
like i have NEVER been this upset at the quality of my teammates as town
it doesn't even MATTER today because we're lynching m2h
but oh my GOD knights every passing page where i see you dick around and try to collect more information by asking all these dumb questions when all the information you need to make a conclusion about who to lynch is literally just in the thread already, and you're not drawing the conclusions because you're not READING. and if you're not going to READ then why are you bothering people to TYPE if you can't even READ what they TYPE oh my GOD
it doesn't even MATTER today because we're lynching m2h
but oh my GOD knights every passing page where i see you dick around and try to collect more information by asking all these dumb questions when all the information you need to make a conclusion about who to lynch is literally just in the thread already, and you're not drawing the conclusions because you're not READING. and if you're not going to READ then why are you bothering people to TYPE if you can't even READ what they TYPE oh my GOD
and not to mention if former is town this is literally the shittest he's ever done as town. defended asek day 1, voted you day 1, started day 2 by voting cb, then me, like holy shit i literally don't think he's voted scum once before m2h. former isn't THAT bad as town
Don't think Former is confTown. Already said as much.