YAHALLO AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EDITION OF THE UNBIASED PREDICTIONS
Unfortunately, no teams are eliminated yet. The eulogies wil be put on hold for a week.
One of the preseason favorites, the Serpents led by notorious Smogon villain obii, are on the brink of elimination heading into Week 7. They need massive wins in the next 3 weeks to fix their atrocious BD. Can they pull it off? The Mambas desperately need a result here too. A loss basically ends their season.Who will prevail in our first elimination series?
Shinto Ruin Serpents (0) vs (0) Black City Mambas
OU: Star vs Gilbert arenas | marcop looked a bit shaky in his most recent battles, having some pretty noteworthy displays of incompetence. Star is way better. big edge.
OU: Sacri' vs PDC | Crust ass PDC is somehow 2-0 LOOL Against a lesser opponent, I might consider bolding him. Sacri is relatively solid, though.
OU: yoppie vs Empo | yoppie is some random clown who plays lower tiers and has been hyped by various parties throughout his brief Smogon tenure. I'm not buying it. Still not a huge Empo fan but hey.
OU: BKC vs xray | bro LOOL The goat has surprisingly been one of the worst players in the entire tournament. I don't know who could have expected this type of performance like wow watching his games sometimes reminds me of watching Indigo Plateau. Not the biggest xray in SM OU fan, but bolding BKC right now is insanity.
DOU: Demantoid vs Human
UU: Corckscrew vs Christo | Dickscrew fluked his way to his first win. Congrats. Christo has been unexpectedly pedestrian so far, but you have to love his odds in this creampuff matchup.
RU: Nat vs Averardo | Bolding Nat is kind of worrisome because she may or may not be in tilt city right now. Need to see more of Averardo before I bold him, though, since he could still easily be trash.
NU: 0NI vs ict | 0NI had a nice start to this career, but come on people LOL ict's been pretty solid and should smash.
PU: soulgazer vs Sam I Yam | Bolding SG every week has been free as fuck LOL This garbage ass PU mainer definitely isn't beating him.
LC: BurntZebra vs LilyAC | Lily's been good and the Zebra has struggled.
Celadon City Cobras (5) vs (3) Berry Forest Bushmasters
OU: FMG vs Vore Gidal | FMG has had dome some disappointing performances, but you won't catch me bolding an SM Oceania player in 2019 unless I have no other option.
OU: Jytcampbell vs xtra$hine | Been hating on Jyt every week so. Not the biggest xtra believer, but I'll trust him. Minimal edge.
OU: Eo Ut Mortus vs blarghlfarghl | damn the blargh bolding streak really came to a screeching halt. Eo's been a monster and he should take this one.
OU: dice vs z0mOG | This one's interesting, but idk I just like dice as a player and I think he's adjusted well enough to the tier. Minimal edge.
DOU: Tman vs SMB
UU: Accelgor vs Amane Misa | No idea LOOL both have been crazy inconsistent and neither have any results. Wrap
RU: UltraBallz vs Eternally | The juggling is real I guess LOL Not the biggest Eternally fan and I think UB is a bit better
NU: Finchinator vs yeezyknows | yeezy has shown some flashes, but he's way too unproven to be bolded here. Finch is solid.
PU: Raiza vs Taskr | Raiza has fallen off a cliff after a good start. Gonna trust the more hyped BKC of PU.
LC: Kingler12345 vs tazz | Kingler has been AWFUL LOOL jesus fuck I didn't think he would be this bad. Gonna trust tazz here by default.
THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!! THE LINDWORMS VS. RUMBLERS ELIMINATION SERIES. My beloved Lindworms have scratched and clawed their way to Week 7. The disastrous performances of their objectively terrible Round 5-7 draft selections threatened to sink the team. A loss here would surely finish them off for good. They are opposed by the token Jerk team, who had to do a crazy juggle reminiscent of the Valentine Cryonicles just to tread water. The winner of this series controls their own destiny while the loser will be featured on the Week 8 eulogy writeup. Let's get into it.
Rumble Hall Rattlers (5) vs (3) Sky Tower Lindworms
OU: teal6 vs Lopunny Kicks | teal has been out of his mind this tour LOL HE'S BEATING EVERYONE...IN OU TOO He took down the #1 and #2 ranked players in LC AND OU LOL Lop Kicks is a spreadsheet warrior who has had a nice season too, though. teal's definitely a threat rn, but I'll take my chances.
OU: frisoeva vs imsosorrylol | This is the classic case of taking the more unknown commodity over the proven clown. frisoeva is unremarkable, and is probably bad, but LOL sorry is DEFINITELY TERRIBLE LIKE HELLO DID YOU WATCH SPL BROS??? I can't believe he's starting, but that's what happens when you take a completely trash loser in Round 5 LOL Minimal edge.
OU: TonyFlygon vs xImRaptor | Raptor is one of the few saving graces of the Lindworms draft. He's had a solid season, but I like Tony a bit more here.
OU: TPP vs Relous | TPP can't seem to buy a win and Relous has had a solid year so far.
DOU: Spurrific vs Stratos
UU: SoulWind vs HT | IT HAS TO END EVENTUALLY BROS LOL HOW THE FUCK IS HT 5-1 %&%HTIFHJ WHAT LOOOOL NA inconceivable. SoulWind's index finger has more skill than this guy's entire body no way the blind squirrel is finding the acorn for a 6th time. This is the first time HT has played a relevant player since he got curbstomped by Christo so. Big edge.
RU: TDK vs Ajna | Ajna has been pedestrian for his standards. He's still the best RUer, though. I still don't like TDK as an RUer and he hasn't exactly been otherworldly so.
NU: Kushalos vs col49 | 49 has really struggled this tour and the chef has been solid enough.
PU: rozes vs tom holland | HT slaughtered some sheeps for tom holland last week, or so it appears. Still not convinced he's remotely viable so. rozes isn't exactly the scariest name, but he's definitely way better than spiderman. Big edge.
LC: London13 vs trash | Now THIS is a crossout game LOOL both have been garbage as fuck and have no real results. Moving on.
Ambrette Astrotias (5) vs (3) Terminus Taipans
OU: Updated Kanto vs ima | both have surprised, but Kanto has at least done this once before in SPL 9. Decent edge
OU: Cdumas vs le LLiolae | Sheet god Cdumas against an unproven goon. Wrap.
OU: Tamahome vs Mana | I think Tama is a better player and should be able to take this.
OU: ZoroDark vs Twixtry | Twixtry had a solid enough World Cup, albeit with some luck. ZoroClick is more proven, though, and I like his odds here.
DOU: Mint16 vs Ezrael
UU: Lycans vs robjr | rob seems to have finally realized he's not dogshit LOL Lycans has struggled a bit too, but I'll trust the recent sheet performance once again
RU: Feliburn vs Alpha Rabbit | Not really a rabbit fan, but hey. Feliburn has struggled once again and there's no real reason to trust him here. Minimal edge.
NU: Jrdn vs Sjneider | both have defied expectations and just randomly win LOL who knows. no read.
PU: false vs Teddeh | false himself admitted that he was unviable in the PU ddiscrd earlier so...LOL yeah we already knew that though if we're bein real LOOOL Big edge.
LC: Shrug vs jake | Maybe Star ghosted Shrug last week too. Either way, Zeb has somehow ascended in this tour.
Lanakila Nagas (4) vs (4) Lake of Rage Leviathans
OU: Jimmy Turtwig vs Insult | Insult has been on fire and I still don't really trust Jimmy in SM.
OU: ramboss vs Welli0u | Not the biggest Well fan, but he's probably better than ramboss
OU: Kebab mlml vs Tace | Kebab beat the corpse of BKC last week, but he's still probably dogshit. Tace is decent enough.
OU: Tricking vs Charmflash | Charm has had a nice tour but spreadsheet warrior Clicking is also on fire. He's a bit more proven so going with him.
DOU: Nails vs emforbes
UU: Adaam vs Corazan | Corazan lucked his way to a ridiculous amount of wins in this tour LOL Adaam has been serviceable, and he did just take down god lax and win Slam so he clearly has some talent.
RU: Kink vs roman | Both have done surprisingly decent, but neither have many results and I don't have a read.
NU: Ren-chon vs tlenit1 | bro who the fuck is this LOOOL hello. At least I've heard of Ren chon I guess...Minimal edge.
PU: Ktütverde vs Xiri | Wow a lot of dumbass games this week LOOL Both hav been decent enough and they're both mainers of this meme tier so they're both probably similar enough in skill.
LC: Osh vs Luthier | Osh has had a nice tournament and he's more proven.
