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so i changed my wife's listing in my phone from "Heather" to "Jamie"

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we were camping and me and my friend were in one of the public bathrooms, he goes to take a shit then suddenly gets this mischievous grin on his face, he asks me to get a plastic bag so I do, and he takes a dump in a bag and hides it in this dudes pillowcase that we didn't really like but was there and he slept the entire night with shit right under his face. iirc he got pink eye right after that.
 
Also, I had a neighbor who was always calling the cops on me and my band so I ended up sleeping with his girlfriend and smearing shit on his car. Also pissed in his gas tank. Not sure if that's really a prank but I didn't tell him and it was funny.
 
When I was 12, and my little brother was 10, I hid under his bed as he was getting ready for bed in the bathroom. He laid down and I didn't make a sound or move a muscle for what felt like 10 minutes. My plan was to take it seriously and make all kinds of scary sounds and shake his bed and whatnot, but as I lay there under his bed I couldn't help but think about how funny this was going to be. I tried really hard not to laugh at the thought, but finally a little giggle slipped out...


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he stopped breathing...

that's when I lost it, started laughing, lifted up his boxsprings and mattress about a foot or so and he ran out of the room screaming "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!"

Even my dad thought it was hilarious.
 
when i was in elementary school and my sister and i would walk home from our bus stop, i would turn my face to sneeze but then whip it around right into hers at the last second to cover her in spittle and echoing ACHOOS

she didn't find it nearly as funny as i did
 
One day I bought a hot pickle from a vending machine, took it out of the packaging, and gave to to my grandma.


It was hilarious.
 
So I used to work at a factory that manufactured and sold chemicals, and I thought one time it'd be hilarious to have the building broken into, because the security guards thought they were really tough. So I got these guys involved who were pretty creepy, and they said that I should wear some sort of red hood so the security guys didn't recognise me and get me fired.

So the break-in is going pretty smoothly, but then the cops arrive and arrest the guys I was working with. It's all going kinda pear-shaped really. Obviously I run off, but then this weirdly-dressed guy arrives. I shit bricks, as you might expect, and fall over a railing into a vat of chemicals.

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I put my brothers hand in cold water but he woke up and slapped me in the face from a natural reaction. Pranking isn't fun :(
 
Well, it wasn't that elaborate but I came back from a wings place with my friend with leftovers. I had hot wings, she had mild wings. We knew that one of our other friends that lived with us (dorm) would want one, so I held her mild wings and she took my hot wings, and sure enough he asked for her wings thinking they were mild.

He threw the hot wing halfway across our kitchenliving room.
 
This Saturday I convinced my friend that I found my other friend who's in marching band. I just said things like "There he is. He's on the field in the uniform."
 
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