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I would like to apologize for my previous post in the Week 2 thread; after a brief, yet informative, discussion with SPL experts -Tsunami- and atomicllamas, I have learned the errors of my ways, and believe myself to have a better understanding of the SPL experience. I hope you can forgive me for my ignorance n_n
 
Looking at the week 2 Doubles drama, I haven't decided yet wether to laugh my ass off due to entertainment value or cry because of how uncompetitive these dudes are making Doubles seem like.

For now...
Joim said:
Got johned and offended by tanner. Full log for full fairness.
I want to fight, but I'm not fucking my home schedule for a game, especially when it concerns my wife.
<Joim> if tanner does not john much longer, he vs me
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<blue> Jeez
<Tanner> i just got home from school
<Tanner> = not johning
<blue> cryos str8 up don't john
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<Tanner> come down
<blarajan> TANNER
<Tanner> Calm*
<blarajan> after this
<blarajan> fight me in UU
<blarajan> okay?
<Joim> perfect
<Joim> I'm regi
<Tanner> oh yea
<Tanner> that
<Tanner> maybe
<Joim> chall whenever
<blarajan> after llamas fites
<blarajan> fight me
<Tanner> gimme
<Tanner> 30 minutes
<Tanner> :)
<Tanner> i just got home ffs
<Tanner> i gotta relax :(
<Joim> 30 minutes?
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<Joim> I wake up in 7 hours
<reyscarface> dude its late for joim lol
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<Tanner> thats not my problem
<Joim> I have been here for 4 hours waiting
<Tanner> we can play some other time if he wants
<Tanner> well thats your own fault i have school
<reyscarface> lol youre a big cunt
<Tanner> lol
<Tanner> rey
<Tanner> do you want me
<Joim> Not my fault
<Tanner> to miss school
<Tanner> to play a fucking spl match
<Joim> I could miss _work_ which pays me
<Joim> We're both here, so what's the problem?
<reyscarface> no i want you to stop being a fucking cunt
<Tanner> ????
<Tanner> Are you retarded
<Ginku> such hostility
<reyscarface> joim has so much more shit going on than a (BAN ME PLEASE) nerd who plays league all day
<Toxzn> just fucking fight imo.
<reyscarface> and has waited 4 hours for you
<Tanner> I just got home?
<reyscarface> just for you to come and say "not my problem"
<Tanner> Thats not my fault
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<Ginku> lmao tanner getting ethered this is good
<Tanner> i told him yesterday i had school
<reyscarface> did you tell him when your school was done?
<Tanner> So if hes sitting here aimlessly waiting
<Tanner> Yes??
<Biosci> joim left last night before tanner said he had school
<Joim> I was told that you'd be here at 23
<Joim> now you're saying 00
<Tanner> did he
<Tanner> lol
<Joim> yes
<Joim> when I wake up at 07
<Tanner> seems normal to me
<Tanner> o_o
<Tanner> if u want
<Tanner> we dont have to play today
<Tanner> idc
<Joim> I like both to sleep 8 hours and to go to bed with my wife
<Tanner> So do it
<Joim> I'd rather not fuck up any more schedules tbh
<Tanner> nothings stopping you
<Joim> well, why can't you fight now
<Joim> you're pretty lively to chat
<Tanner> because i just got home
<Joim> and the problem is...?
<reyscarface> ah he has to do a 30 minute ritual to be ready
<Tanner> the problem is i just got home.
<BKC> no way he lasts 30 mins watching porn
<Tanner> i'm not ready
<Tanner> :/
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<reyscarface> i mean the fatass just gets home and plays league of legends instantly
<Joim> "ready" for what?
<DEKZEH> Tanner Joim is a busy man
<reyscarface> but if its pokemon
<reyscarface> nope
<Tanner> i needa get in a fiting mentality?
<Biosci> to play...??
<reyscarface> gotta wait 30 minute
<reyscarface> s
<DEKZEH> he sacrificied movie night for this matcha
<DEKZEH> u dont want him to sacrifice his other important nights.
<Joim> You had all the day to get into a fiting mentality :|
<Joim> It's just a game anyways
<macle> joim just ban him from smogon
<macle> GG
<Tanner> No i have school all day
<McMeghan> Tanner also rules at SMASH CRAFT
<DEKZEH> its ok johning opponents who do nothing 24/7 but dont john busy ppl man
<McMeghan> SLIME SLAMMMM
<Tanner> I have better things to think about
<Joim> so what? I have work, and?
<DEKZEH> its rude Tanner
<Tanner> than SPL
<DEKZEH> :O
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<Tanner> and?
<Joim> I have way much more shit than you lol
<Tanner> And what?
<Tanner> I just got home
<Joim> that's a really poor excuse
<reyscarface> like league of legends?
<Tanner> how long have you been home
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<Joim> Five hours
<Tanner> rey
<Tanner> go check league
<Tanner> tell me how much
<Joim> and I haven't "prepared"
<Tanner> i've played in the pass 3 weeks
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<Nas> is this conversation happening lol
<reyscarface> i dont give a shit
<Tanner> Well then you've wasted 4 horus
<Tanner> not preparing
<badass> ok bigs
<Tanner> You obviously do
<badass> ill step up
<badass> and play doubles
<Ginku> ah,,,
<badass> smogtours, joim
<reyscarface> how much youve played or not
<BKC> we're prepared
<Tanner> calling big ass
<Ginku> nasty nas himself
<BKC> to sacrifice badass
<reyscarface> i give a shit about your stupidity right now
<BKC> str8 out the fukin synirc
<reyscarface> joim was told he would play at 23
<Joim> I didn't waste them, I did things I have to do lol
<BKC> where fake uuers dont make it back
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<reyscarface> its 23:30 and hes still waiting
<Nas> whoever tanner is
<BKC> wow that was so bad
<Nas> stop being a (BAN ME PLEASE)
<Nas> .-.
<Joim> tbh I first said 20 and no one said a shit
<Tanner> wtf?
<BKC> LOL owned
<Tanner> hello?
<Tanner> HELLO?
<Joim> then today I learn it's 23
<DEKZEH> didnt u guys fucking schedule
<BKC> :]
<Ginku> hahahah
<DEKZEH> o_O
<Colchonero> lol
<Ginku> tanner getting ethered
<Ginku> from all sides
<Ginku> I approve
<Tanner> dude ginku help me
<BKC> i can just imagine
<Tanner> i got 4 frogs
<Tanner> attacking me
<Tanner> i dont understand
<BKC> "fuck jay-z" turns into "fuck blingas"
<reyscarface> dude shut the fuck up and play
<reyscarface> nas isnt a frog btw
<reyscarface> he just understands youre a (BAN ME PLEASE)
<Tanner> o
<reyscarface> so shut up and play
<Tanner> ?
<Joim> I dont' get why you need 30 fucking minutes to prepare
<Tanner> Im busy
<Tanner> because i do
<reyscarface> youre so busy talking on irc
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<Tanner> if you dont like it
<Tanner> dont play
<durrr> what nas said
<Colchonero> he needs some fapping i guess :o
<durrr> mate
<BKC> no way fapping takes 30 min
<durrr> is this guy pedrock
<reyscarface> lol i think tanner thinks hes a big deal because he won one game
<DEKZEH> lol
<reyscarface> youre still shit
<reyscarface> youll always be shit
<reyscarface> just fucking play
<Tanner> lol
<reyscarface> 30 minutes wont change how shit and irrelevant you are
<cbb> lol damn
<Tanner> i'll play when i choose to
<Tanner> :]
<Jirachee> whoa!
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<cbb> whats poppin friends
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<BKC> was rong buddy :]
<Jirachee> mad as fuck
<BKC> oh no
<BKC> what horrible timing
<Joim> No, you play when we both can
<cbb> yea bkc
<cbb> ur
<cbb> horrible
<BKC> just as that (BAN ME PLEASE) shake comes on
<Joim> re-read the thread about scheduling
<Tanner> you logged off
<Tanner> before i schedule
<Tanner> though
<Joim> I was talking to you, I was here for hours
<Joim> and left because I have to sleep and all
<macle> joim just go to bed
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<macle> tanner will just say he has shit to do in 30 minutes
<Joim> I still have to take a shower, but yes
<Tanner> Nah i'll play in 30 minutes
<Tanner> 24 now technically :)
<Joim> in 30 minutes I'm in bed
<LonelyNess> Joim can you please stay up?
<LonelyNess> I'll love you forever
<reyscarface> nah ln
<reyscarface> fuck that
<Joim> I could, but no
<reyscarface> joims busy
<Colchonero> just take the win joim
<cbb> *ribbit*
<McMeghan> *ribbit*
<Jirachee> there is still a lot of time until the deadline
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<Jirachee> come on lol
<Joim> HE's refusing to fight
<durrr> *rabbit*
<reyscarface> tanners a little (BAN ME PLEASE) who does nothing but rub his dick on his chair
<Tanner> Its monday
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<reyscarface> while watching stupid youtube videos
<Joim> lol
<cbb> LOL
<Colchonero> lol
<Annoyer> rofl
<durrr> the masturbation begins
<Joim> I'd rather fight
<reyscarface> joim just go
<Joim> but this merits for him to be kicked
<reyscarface> not worth to lose more of your time
<reyscarface> to a little irrelevant piece of shit
<Hugendugen> in fairness, it's the first day
<Hugendugen> is there no time to fight another day?
<BKC> AFRO SMASH
<Joim> He wanted to play on monday
<reyscarface> hugen i dont care about it being the first day
<Joim> I gave him several days and several hours
<reyscarface> i care about joim ALREADY staying up
<reyscarface> very late
<reyscarface> when he has work
<Joim> and he said monday, I said 20
<reyscarface> then this (BAN ME PLEASE) comes and says
<Joim> he didn't say anything
<reyscarface> "not my problem"
<Joim> and then I got told: 23
<reyscarface> i wouldnt say a word
<Joim> and it's 23.40
<reyscarface> if he wasnt a fucking cunt about it
<DICE> Joim give him 25 minutes
<DICE> yn
<reyscarface> but no he thinks he has a huge dick and tries to act like a badass on the internet
<reyscarface> so fuck him
<Joim> I won't make my wife stay awake
<Joim> for a little kid
<reyscarface> joim just go
<Joim> so I'm pasting this on the thread
<dodrio> lol if joim loses i will laugh my ass off
<Joim> and goign to shower -> bed
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<Joim> I could loss
<Joim> so what?
<Joim> I'd play
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<Tsunami> o.o
<Joim> I'm here to play lol
<marth> Lavos
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<Joim> not to exchange flames with teenagers
<marth> you here buddy?
<Lavos> hey marth
<Tsunami> [16:34:20] <@BKC> was rong buddy :]
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BLINGAS ♥ said:
[14:50] Biosci I was ready when we agreed last week
[14:50] Biosci and had to wait like 15 minutes for him to get "ready"
[14:50] Biosci now he gets pissed at tanner for doing the same thing ._.


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R Inanimate said:
lost due to a timer I didn't see activated amidst a chat, because I was too focused on playing the game instead of trying to think of a way to not play.
Enjoy your "win".
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SPL 5 Week 2 Thread said:
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youngjake93 said:
Ok to be perfectly honest, I didn't want to win by timer. I put the timer on to rush Randy to put pressure because I believe I am a more intuitive battler than him. I would be putting myself at a disadvantage to allow him 5 minutes per turn like he took last week. That would drain my momentum for making plays while allowing him to analyze every possible scenario.
I would gladly have finished the match because I was in a somewhat favorable position, but it is not my fault he timed out. Everyone knows about the timer rule and in fact, it starts much higher on that server at 300 seconds than on other servers. Randy could have ignored spectators, he could have just finished his turns in time, a lot could have happened. But at the end of the day I won by default and it isn't going to change. Sorry.
If you guys still want to hate on a timer win, idgaf, but I don't believe anything is wrong with using a mechanic available to me to make my opponent play faster. Slow-paced matches mess with my head.
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SPL 5 Week 2 Thread said:
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... I'll just watch it thoroughly

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I apologize for not staying true to what I said in my previous post, but I have one last thought to express before I really quit posting in this retarded thread for good. I think people who complain about hax need to stop playing this game and find a new hobby, like dating or chess. Worse yet is when they start flaming other people for haxxing them. It's not like anyone has any actual control over the luck that happens during the game. Grow up and be a man.

The WhiteQueen. Out


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i was drunk when i posted that last night. im back

yo let me just make this real clear
i think the wifi wolfpack is a team full of queers
marth thinks he's good at bw ou
that stupid nigga ain't nothing but a damned fool
come on, getting beat by the likes of lavos spawn?
that's more shameful than getting your face creamed on
the raiders are kicking their ass so bad
worse than kokoloko asking, "who necks""
masterclass ain't the ony lyrical genius around here
say hello to the almighty whitequeer
 
[20:00:19] Hugo: yeah you know why
[20:00:23] Hugo: because you have no value in his eyes
[20:00:25] Hugo: just another medium
[20:00:26] Hugo: with luck
[20:00:27] Hugo: that is all
[20:00:29] Ravenn: lmao
[20:00:30] Hugo: a bag of shit
[20:00:40] Ravenn: alrite hugo

y/n
 
Hello, I would like to report an uncompetitive behavior by user: Remedy, who is supposed to be a role model with his postbit pixels of Forum Moderator, Community Contributor, and Tutor badges. This behavior is not to my liking, nor should it be to anyone's. Tournament Directors, please address this issue as soon as possible.

(18:42) <Reymedy> hello furai
(18:42) <Reymedy> wat r yu gon play tommorow against boudouche ?
(18:42) <Reymedy> I could help you to build
(18:42) <Reymedy> i will say nuthin dw
(18:43) <Reymedy> ;-;
(18:43) <Furai> XY Ubers: Boudouche vs Furai : LOL, boud being the transvestite of the team. If he wins this I might start maining ubers (i can give you my uber team for ez win)
(18:43) <Furai> sorry but i am not the idiot you think i am
(18:43) <Furai> :) !
(18:43) <Reymedy> but im reYmedy
(18:43) <Reymedy> not remedy
(18:43) <Furai> again
(18:43) <Reymedy> :D
(18:44) <Furai> i apologize for not being the idiot you think i am
(18:44) <Furai> :) !
(18:44) <Reymedy> god damnit
(18:44) <Reymedy> tough opponent for boud :(
(18:44) <Reymedy> he'd have fallen into this trick

PS. macle sucks because he fell for that
 
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