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[Standard] Fuck the Mafia Tactical Game - The Men with 99 Problems win!

Alright, since I already told everyone my faction, I might as well bring The Men with 99 Problems together so we can plan lynches and such. All claim to me. If you're thinking "Oh great, we've got a noob leading," worry not! I've got a backup leader already who is giving me advice. Here's my role PM:

Dear Spiffy,
You are Alchemator.

You are the weirdest person in history, having discovered the piece of crap that is Remoraid you proceeded to make an unbalanced mafia around it – annoying random mafia players everywhere. You’ve even started your own spriting project about Remoraid – the obsession has gone clearly over the edge now! The only Remoraid Lover, you got a shitload of problems convincing people you aren't insane, and thus joined The Men With 99 Problems - they got their own problems to take care off, so they can't be arsed to care about your sanity!

During the Night, you can submit "Night X - Include USER in my mafia-game!" You will include the player in your next game, giving him a posting restriction of your choice. If he does not comply, you will show him so many remoraids he will laugh himself to death, removing him from the game. The restriction is removed when the day is over.

You win if The Men With 99 Problems has eliminated all the threatening factors.
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You can contact me at #moo on IRC, or PM me on Smogon. BG protect would be appreciated! And to further prove my role, I gave blue_light a posting restriction of trashtalking the user who posted before him.
 
Seconding the notion that no one should go and speak to Spiffy...

even if blue_light was just fulfilling his posting restriction.

Anyway, the only thing I see coming from Spiffy leading is that his "backup leader who is giving him advice" is going to get all of the information of the village without ever setting foot into limelight, putting him at 0 risk of exposure.

Sounds like an attempted moling to me. Why not let the competent advice giver lead rather than the easily manipulated idiot?
 
THE MIGHTY GREEN MILE LEGION WILL UNITE UNDER ONE TRUE BANNER!

Okay so since nobody has turned up so far I will step up to lead because my role fits to it and I have already contacted some GMLians.

My role:
Exarius said:
Dear Agape,
You are Albert Einstein.

The most famous Jew genius of history, your scientific research is much ahead of the other so-called professors of your time. You are on the verge of an important breakthrough on your theory about the relation of General relativity and Quantum mechanics, also known as the Theory of Everything. All you want is to finish your work and have peace of mind, so when The Green Mile Legion offered you protection and help for your research, you realized joining them would be the most profitable action.

During the Night, you can submit "Night X - Researching TOE". You will continue the work on your theory of everything. It's still far from complete though and will take more research to complete.

Alternatively, once, during the Night you can submit "Night X - Escaping to the USA". You will escape the anticipated Holocaust, protecting you from kills for that night.

You win if The Green Mile Legion has eliminated all the threatening factors.
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I also know the identity of the GML hooker because he luckily targeted me last night :P

I'll flee to the USA tonight to avoid death. Contact me on IRC if you want to claim or collaborate. Send role PMs over a PM though, that's easier to manage. I have a few good targets so far for potential night actions already.

Yes I have read http://www.smogon.com/smog/issue6/village

You can delay claiming if you want to rand on n1 instead of coordination.

have fun
 
Alright, I'm officially stepping down from "attempted leader". I won't be getting any claims after LonelyNess advised against it, and I am too new to lead in this type of game. I was trying to lead because I had (stupidly) given away my faction already, and didn't want anyone else to reveal themselves. Well, it's too late for that now. :/ It would be nice for someone else to step up for The Men With 99 Problems now.
 
I strongly recommend no one give their PMs to Agape or Spiffy. Both have claimed roles that are extremely tough to prove. Agape has essentially claimed BPV. Yes, he has contact with a hooker, but not which faction that hooker is. Spiffy is probably just stupid, not controlled, but I wouldn't recommend claiming to him either.
 
Lynch LonelyNess

[21:10:33] <LonelyNess> any particular reason for the ~NJ lynch
[21:10:42] <billymills> nope
[21:10:56] <LonelyNess> =\ good enough for me
[21:11:04] <LonelyNess> I'd rather not die day 1... again...
[21:11:05] <LonelyNess> -_-

LN, you're jumping at straws. Either you come clean or you're gone.
 
[21:10:33] <LonelyNess> any particular reason for the ~NJ lynch
[21:10:42] <billymills> nope

So LN why did you decide to put a lynch in for him as well? If you truly were a villager I would think you would want to actually lynch a decent target, rather then a random.
 
I figured billy was trolling, he tends to do that. I expected it to actually have some sort of basis behind it.

And why is he / blue light allowed to cast random stones without being chastised, for fucks sake -__-.

Anyway, I changed my vote to no lynch.
 
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