we should hire Dane Cook as a paid mod to check all posts to make sure they're funny. all our good posts will be given a certification embedded in their data that verifies that they are in fact, good and funny. this will be communicated visually by a giant transparent png of a prize ribbon with Dane Cook's face on it that entirely blocks out the content of the post unless you use inspect element to remove it, thus ensuring that only the most dedicated and technically skilled Smogoons can participate in our sacred board.
