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8. Only UGLY, SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, PLAIN JANE, AND/OR FAT CHICKS, POST ON THESE FORUMS (and the Internet in general)...THEY DON'T SIT AT HOME AND CRUISE THE NET.

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THIS POWER... JERKS LIKE ME HAVE IT. "NICE GUY" bitches LIKE YOU DON'T. THAT'S WHY YOU JERK YOURSELF OFF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.

Actually I do it myself because I know what I'm damn doing. Women are just horrible at HJ's especially if you're waking them up at 3am to do it =[
 
i have never and will never give a handjob. why the fuck would i try and compete with a guys hand honestly HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING I DON'T and it will NEVER BE AS GOOD
 
there are some solid 7s on smogon

which is 'insane'

...baiting zachaeus so he can critique my use of 'insane'
 
at first I was wondering why everyone was hatin' on HJs for no reason then I realized I'm gay!!!

so yeah HJs are fine
 
8. Only UGLY, SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, PLAIN JANE, AND/OR FAT CHICKS, POST ON THESE FORUMS (and the Internet in general)...THEY DON'T SIT AT HOME AND CRUISE THE NET.
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"SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED" it is.
i have never and will never give a handjob. why the fuck would i try and compete with a guys hand honestly HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING I DON'T and it will NEVER BE AS GOOD
Communication is key. Although a fair point, getting a hand job from someone else is different than doing it yourself.
 
"Communication is key" ?

there is no way you could communicate better with a woman than you could with your own hand
 
morm im hurting a bit you didnt include me in 'bangable smogon women'

get the fuck out of my garage

I just did a random sampling of ones off the top of my head. Though you did cross my mind, I felt 3 was enough okay

Fine I'll got my own garage

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good points all around

akuchi I sometimes question your ability to succeed in various things but other times not.

Success?
 
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