I am an ass
Zacchaeus what I think you mean is "A strong conviction to the Lord and no desire whatsoever to have premarital sex. But they're both completely awesome, its like comparing a 9.8 to a 9.6 on a 10 point scale. Or if you prefer a 6 point scale where decimals aren't allowed"
Boobs. Because you can't motorboat a personality... or an ass for that matter.
Your satire is really assinine.
Guess which option I picked?