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Yeah he can create the universe and know everything but cant seem to juggle 6 billion people at once.

Your god isnt real or he doesnt care about you, take your pick.

EDIT: Wow a christian who is willing to correct himself, maybe im wrong about you after all!
 
THE_IRON_KENYAN said:
Yeah He can create the universe and know everything but cant seem to juggle 6 billion people at once.

Your god isnt real or he doesnt care about you, take your pick.

EDIT: Wow a Christian who is willing to correct himself, maybe im wrong about you after all!
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I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just not enough of a selfish asshole to need to turn to God to fix all of the small problems in my life. If somebody calls me a dick, do I pray about that too now? Next thing you know I'd be praying that my Burger King would taste good and that the new season of Walking Dead would be entertaining
 
He was a selfish enough asshole to create disease, suffering, and original sin and create you with a dumb enough mind to become straight edge and beleive in god in the first place.

Dont you think he owes you one?
 
THE_IRON_KENYAN said:
He was a selfish enough asshole to create disease, suffering, and original sin and create you with a dumb enough mind to become straight edge and beleive in god in the first place.

Dont you think he owes you one?
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actually according to the bible it was adam and eve's fault when the bit the apple and got kicked out of the garden of eden (where there isn't any disease or suffering) but anyways do you think that a perfect world that you described would be worth living in? don't you like these little conflicts and trolling? in a perfect world, where God answers our every prayers we would have everything, would be way too boring wouldn't you agree? and anyways what gives you the right to attack his beliefs?
 
I really hate it when an all loving entity makes paradise and then makes a woman out of a rib, a cheap cut of meat, and she fucks shit up by being selfish. Actually that's a pretty good metaphor for most male lives
 
blamon123 said:
actually according to the bible it was adam and eve's fault when the bit the apple and got kicked out of the garden of eden (where there isn't any disease or suffering) but anyways do you think that a perfect world that you described would be worth living in? don't you like these little conflicts and trolling? in a perfect world, where God answers our every prayers we would have everything, would be way too boring wouldn't you agree? and anyways what gives you the right to attack his beliefs?
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This. We (along with the help of Lucifer) are the ones who sinned to begin with, now you have to work to get into a utopia (and of course be elected). And if somebody created you, I don't think there's anything you can do to put them in a situation in which they "owe you"

Morm said:
I really hate it when an all loving entity makes paradise and then makes a woman out of a rib, a cheap cut of meat, and she fucks shit up by being selfish. Actually that's a pretty good metaphor for most male lives
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Hahahaha. (If that was intended to be offensive, I didn't find it so)
 
blamon123 said:
actually according to the bible it was adam and eve's fault when the bit the apple and got kicked out of the garden of eden (where there isn't any disease or suffering) but anyways do you think that a perfect world that you described would be worth living in? don't you like these little conflicts and trolling? in a perfect world, where God answers our every prayers we would have everything, would be way too boring wouldn't you agree? and anyways what gives you the right to attack his beliefs?
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IF someone is in my house I leave an open door with a sandwich in a room on a table and leave my house, telling them its a life changing experience that will improve them forever if they ate and also told them id get angry if they ate the sandwich, it would be my fault because im fucking stupid enough to put it out there in the open with curious people.

If you leave your car on unlocked in an open parking lot and it gets stolen, its your fault and your the idiot. If god knows everything he knows how fucking stupid that is, therefore he wouldnt put an apple of knowledge out there for Adam and Eve to eat. If thats the case, god isnt real.

Jesus christ im surprised you and your god dont like gay people with all the reverence you have for fruits.
 
THE_IRON_KENYAN said:
IF someone is in my house I leave an open door with a sandwich in a room on a table and leave my house, telling them its a life changing experience that will improve them forever if they ate and also told them id get angry if they ate the sandwich, it would be my fault because im fucking stupid enough to put it out there in the open with curious people.

If you leave your car on unlocked in an open parking lot and it gets stolen, its your fault and you're the idiot. If god knows everything he knows how fucking stupid that is, therefore he wouldnt put an apple of knowledge out there for Adam and Eve to eat. If thats the case, god isnt real.

Jesus christ im surprised you and your god dont like gay people with all the reverence you have for fruits.
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i'm actually not a christian person. i don't go to church and i hardly pray. how about this analogy? you have a child, you trust them. say don't touch my jewellery but they take it anyways. both examples are the same. i'm just saying, this is our belief what is your right to attack it?

PS: I'm the biggest homophobe at my school. except for lesbians.
 
blamon123 said:
PS: I'm the biggest homophobe at my school. except for lesbians.
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Are you familiar with the term "Hypocrisy"?

Don't give us that rhetoric of "You have no right to attack my belief". Stop being a vagina and justify things or kindly shut the fuck up. For such a vocal group of mythical-teat suckers you sure don't like when someone says anything contrary to your view.

Wow it applies twice in the same post: Are you familiar with the term "Hypocrisy"?
 
you get money from selling it? lol

EDIT: Yours isn't that great either. what do you gain from a sandwich? jewellery>sandwich i'm pretty sure. unless your hungry. that reminds me. and second do you get infinite whores and std protection from the sandwich then sandwich>jewellery.
 
THE_IRON_KENYAN said:
IF someone is in my house I leave an open door with a sandwich in a room on a table and leave my house, telling them its a life changing experience that will improve them forever if they ate and also told them id get angry if they ate the sandwich, it would be my fault because im fucking stupid enough to put it out there in the open with curious people.

If you leave your car on unlocked in an open parking lot and it gets stolen, its your fault and your the idiot. If God knows everything He knows how fucking stupid that is, therefore He wouldnt put an apple of knowledge out there for Adam and Eve to eat. If thats the case, God isnt real.

Jesus Christ im surprised you and your God dont like gay people with all the reverence you have for fruits.
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Imagine that you and your hypothetical son were living in a mansion full of ladies who did nothing but eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, and have sex with you and your son (seperately). But you told your son that he couldn't have sex with that one girl because she was your girlfriend (and not his mom), and he went ahead and slept with her anyway, you would say it was your fault, right? Just because an opportunity is present doesn't mean that it was your fault. If you didn't want your son to sleep with her, you could have sent her to Iceland where he'd never see her, but he could still save up his money, fly there, and fuck her. Is it still your fault after that? (I figured there's no way you could hate this analogy)

We were given the opportunity on purpose, and chose incorrectly. Now we are tested and are only accepted into Heaven if we fulfill certain requirements. The reason we have this entire world and the whole reason we have a choice is so I(/Christians) go to Heaven (hopefully) and you(/unbelievers) don't (certainly).
 
You didn't honestly just compare an apple (which actually wasn't an apple but that's a whole different realm of biblical flaw) to fucking a woman. I feel very badly for you.

Zacchaeus I like how you can both blame humanity and absolve it in the same line of thinking.

If you didn't want your son to sleep with her, you could have sent her to Iceland where he'd never see her
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Didn't TIK JUST point out that putting the tree humanity adjacent was a dick thing to do? Try applying your logic to your almighty, (BAN ME PLEASE).
 
Morm said:
You didn't honestly just compare an apple (which actually wasn't an apple but that's a whole different realm of biblical flaw) to fucking a woman. I feel very badly for you.

Zacchaeus I like how you can both blame humanity and absolve it in the same line of thinking.



Didn't TIK JUST point out that putting the tree humanity adjacent was a dick thing to do? Try applying your logic to your almighty, (BAN ME PLEASE).
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It's called symbolism, have you taken a high school English class yet? Humans are naturally bad, and we obviously screwed up, but some of us have a chance to right our wrongs. Oh and only God can absolve people in a spiritual sense of the word which I'm assuming is the sense you used it in.

Didn't I JUST point out that it doesn't matter if your goal is an inch away or 1000 miles away, it will still be possible to reach it if you really try to do so?

And I would say I'm quite the opposite of a (BAN ME PLEASE), thanks but no thanks for the offer
 
eating an apple has far less consequences in the long term than fucking a woman, unless your god is a troll.

I don't use anything in the spiritual sense because I live in an empirical world, not a fairy tale.

If you have a house FILLED with women willing to fuck you wouldn't go all the way to iceland to fuck one. You clearly have never been laid, aside from the whole regressive christian viewpoint.
 
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Morm said:
eating an apple has far less consequences in the long term than fucking a woman, unless your god is a troll.

I don't use anything in the spiritual sense because I live in an empirical world, not a fairy tale.

If you have a house FILLED with women willing to fuck you wouldn't go all the way to iceland to fuck one. You clearly have never been laid, aside from the whole regressive christian viewpoint.
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It's called analogy, have you taken a high school English class yet?

And your arguement is really failing you at this point. You are resorting to calling my diety a troll, calling religion a fairy tale, calling me a (BAN ME PLEASE), (which is so ironic in this scenario,) and insulting the sexual experiences or lack thereof of a 16 year old. Good job though. Edit 2: And you are now resorting to saying I'm stupid. This gets better and better. What next? Perhaps a clever "your mom" or "I know you are but what am I"? They would only serve to continue the pattern of your posts

Edit: There's nothing to apologize for
 
I just want to give you a tender kiss on the forehead and apologize on your parents behalf

I assure you there is something to apologize for. They raised you to be indistinguishable from someone with mental illness. You are also pretty stupid, so their genetics have let you down.
 
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