ud here, just dropping in to say hi, ask you how your day is going, and congratulate you on finally getting your turn in the well.
What's your earliest memory from childhood?
If you were suddenly extremely rich, what would you do with all that dough? :O
If you could have any superpower, what would it be??? :OOO
If given the opportunity to go skydiving, would you do it?
Do you consider yourself a leader or a follower?
What are your thoughts on the theory of evolution?
It occurs to me that a Well is a pretty good place to do market research.
With that in mind:
What is your favorite PS feature?
What is your least favorite PS feature?
What feature that PS currently lacks would you like to have the most?
Hey Birkal :D
One badge that you would like to get?
If you could make one change to the site what would it be?
Your favourite OU battler(s)?
Do you believe in Evolution through Creation?
Am I or am I not the coolest user you've ever had the chance to chat with?
I think this question is extremely relevant:
BIRKAI <-the letter "i"????
or
BIRKAL <-the letter "l"????
Also we should hang out sometime, seeing as we live only, what, 1 state apart?
WHAT'S UP NOW BIRKAL :D
is zarel abusing the concept of wells in favor of ps??
also cyclohm is the best in batcap <3
can i get bojangleslullaby pls im a cute user ^_^
remember that avatar you made for me?? i lost the link :(
what is your favourite scene in an action movie
Howdy Birkal =)
Who is your favorite #shinx user?
What style of battling are you fond of?
Remember that time where I beat you in a random battle? Are you out of the denial stage yet?
Do you ever feel you spend too much time on a a Pokemon site, when 1/3 of your life is gone.
Where did you meet my brother in college?
What do you think of me?
How creepy am I compared to this folg person?
Boxers or briefs?
What would you say your favorite battle was?
What is your favorite playstyle?
What is you never what how do if can?
How do you think smogon could improve as a site?
What pokemon game really got you into the franchise?
Finally, what got you into art?
please utilize this technology (if you want to)
If you had 4 miles (6.4 km) of velcro, what would you do with it?
Gonna visit Singapore/Asia any time? :|
Do you prefer Π, Φ or e?
Opinion on the phrase "to do a Birkal"?
Birkal [n]
1 a user on forums Smogon.com Birkal's really cool, you know
2 a deserter; a defector verb to do a Birkal I thought he was playing for us, but he did a Birkal and joined our opponents!
Would you club a spheal if given the chance?
Would you consider team rating?
Have you ever played RU?
Would you go to england if you could?
(BTW, I really enjoy your posts in OU and CAP.)
Are you addicted to this site?
If Smogon shut down forever, would you have no problem filling that time you spend on here with other things?
Have you ever listened to trance music?
Apologies if I'm coming off like a bigot (not my intention), it's just that religious reasoning always intrigues me.
So if I'm interpreting this correctly, God is an absolute truth because God's existence is absolute? If so how do you determine that God's existence is absolute?
Isn't truth quantified by reference to facts or reality? If you agree with this definition (which is pretty much the standard definition i think) then a truth must be provable, so how can we determine God's existence is a truth? If you disagree with this definition how do you determine/define what a 'truth' is?
how do you reconcile the sin of intolerance with your belief in absolute truth?
assuming God exists, who created god and/or how did God come into being?
what is your tier list of hats/ice cream flavors/pasta shapes
Birkal, here is some food and dry socks.
What do you think of Lapras?
In terms of cuteness, how would you rank the starter Pokemon?
If you were forced into having a serious disability but got to chose which one, what would you pick?
What superpower would you want if you could have any?
I know religion discussion on the internet is risky, but the following question had (and/or has had) a decent effect on me.
You say you have a background in the sciences but you're apparently religious. Do you think the two should stay mutually exclusive or that there's hope for combining the two that makes the scientific community happy? (I personally think they should stay away from each other, but I'm still debating with myself on this despite not really being religious. Also, apparently Newton tried to merge the two in his studies at some point, but he also studied alchemy so...)
user: birkal i am going to ask you some very heart to heart questions that you refused to answer in #pkmn which made me V. SAD so answer them HERE >:(
how would you describe your dream soulmate? THIS DOES NOT HAVE ANY MOTIVATIONAL VENUES STEMMING FROM MY INNER SOUL
make sure you list favorite booty too.......................................
o also pls draw saladmence PLS I LUV U
Yeah I just meant story-you'd-tell-at-a-cocktail-party, just your best, most interesting story!
If you had to use a rotom-forme in OU, but you werent allowed to use Rotom-W, which one would you use and why?
Do you think trop and i can take over the DHP hall of fame?
solve this math problem for me plz
what is the meaning of life x2, - 81, divided by 3, x38, plus 10, - 6, plus 1?
what if i told you...... We DONT have the technology
alright birkal time for some smogon philosophy
why smogon, and why OU? (you are free to interpret what exactly i'm asking in any way you want)
everyone has their days when they just look at smogon and think "shit man do i really wanna be here today?" what, if anything, makes you feel that way, and when you do feel that way, what, if anything, motivates you to get on regardless?
i've always gotten the feeling that there are MANY who maintain the opinion that OU (the forum, sometimes also the metagame but that's someone else's job eh?) is shit. have you ever gotten the feeling that there are a lot of those people? and i rather doubt you agree with them, but what about OU, the forum, needs improvement the most, in your opinion?
do you ever foresee yourself leaving smogon? if so, what do you think it would look like on the day you chose to go, and why would you make that decision? and if not, what would be your reason to keep coming back, or alternatively why is it that you cannot imagine going away?
when you're about to make a post, do you ever find yourself suddenly reconsidering, maybe wanting to put the post away? does this motive become more or less intense the more thought out that post is? is it affected by where or why you are posting?
FINALLY: did you jump into the well willingly.... OR WERE YOU PUSHED?! and in that case, who shall be accused of pushing you
Most notable thing I have done on Smogon in your opinion? (hey you mentioned you knew everyone in the thread for something!)
Least favourite Admin?
If you participated in the DHP which Pokemon would you use?
Favourite Trou thread?
If you had to fight a team of pure Rotoms without using a single Rotom which non-Rotoms would you use to fight said Rotoms?
You didn't really think you'd get through a well without a visit from Smogon's most infamous remaining user, did you?
Hiya Birkal.
Dude, I have been through an incredibly similar situation. It's so tough out there for teenagers these days. It just gets worse every day with the shit they put out on TV. Every male is portrayed as an incompetent, oversexed (or undersexed and overly obsessed about it) oaf whose wife and family just put up with his antics - and somehow, the stuff they do is even stupider or more narcissistic than what he does.
What's your general take on the moral direction of TV Programming?
Are you glad I hired you for the CAP slaving mines? Sorry about the whole power-trip drama war that was going on at the time.
What is your position on "The War on Drought" in CAP3?
Who is the most evil CAP mod and why?
Are there any CAP posts that really stand out for you, or is it just the process as a whole?
If you don't vote for Romney, are you afraid fellow Wisconsinite (and Paul) Paul Ryan will hunt you down like an animal in the wilds of Wisconsin?
Would it be physically and/or emotionally possible for you to go on a rampage and ragequit? I kinda need to know now instead of later >_>.
Who is your favorite Marvel superhero? Your favorite DC superhero?
What is the meaning of life?
What is best in life?
Did I ask you enough questions?
What questions would you like me to ask?
Can you grasp the form of my attack?
That'll do it... for now.
If you could create a CAP with a total of three types, what would they be and what would it be based on?
What was the first game you've ever played?
Have you ever wondered would it would be like to phaze through walls?
...Why are you so sexy?
When would you like to do the CAP battle, before or after the new CAP?
Also listen to this and tell me what you think.
derp
Top 3 fetishes?
Top 3 Simulator staff members?
Top 3 flash games?
Rank of Rotom formes from best to worst?
Why do you play pokemon?
How long have you played pokemon?
Where would you be without the help of others?
How many people do you think have had their lives overturned by you?
Are you a procrastinator or a planner? Usually I'm a planner and it's not weird to see me working on assignments that aren't due for another week ahead of time, but this week I've had an assignment that I've put off all weekend and just can't bring myself to do it and it's due Wednesday. aaaaaaaa What is this feeling ;-;
How attached to the Internet in general are you? I always hate admitting just how much of my day is dedicated to the Internet in some shape or form, whether it be for school, FB, Imgur, Cracked, or Smogon. We lost our Internet tonight at the apartment (again), (long story but it's been super shitty lately), and I had to actually leave and go to a friend's house so I could do my homework. What do you think this says about our society too?
Do you wear something special to you everyday? I wear a Pride bracelet everyday, and have been since Freshman year here at Madison. I feel so lost without it lol.
I'm... sorry for your loss, Birkal
/me comfort Birkal
You are granted the ability to transform any object into an edible substance of your choice. What substance do you choose?
You suddenly find yourself in the middle of an arena, surrounded by bears equipped with nunchuks. What's your plan?
/me pet Birkal
Right it's nearly Wednesday!! oops >.>
Anyway, on to the questions!
What keeps you motivated to do so much work on Smogon :O
Why are you doing so much work / do you feel that you are doing too much?
What do you like most about Smogon !_!
What's one thing about the way Smogon works that you think is the worst? not including the lurk more culture you already said~
Describe Oglemi in 6 words since you met him :P (6 because the no of Rotom formes + normal x.x)
Whats the favorite forum that you do not mod ^_^
How do you think you will depart Smogon when the time comes?
K enough about smogon >.> ---------------
What is your aim in life? :)
What do you think is the most important thing in life?
Is the world made for people or the people made for the world.
If you were to learn that you have gotten a terminal disease and have like 3 months left, what would you do? (not cursing you ahhhhhh >.>)
Sorry I ask too many questions ;_;
what's your favorite part about me?
if you had to make love to an animal which one would you make love to?
is there any pokemon you have the hots for?
what's the weirdest place you've put your penis in?
what's the weirdest thing you've put down your pants?
have you ever caressed yourself in public?
how much wood could a birkal fuck if a birkal loved fucking wood?
thoughts on NU?
favournite NU Pokemon?
Also there's no way I'm nicer than you :)
Favorite cartoon? Ex: superjail!, Beavis and Butthead, etc.
Your thoughts on the mystery dungeon games?
would you touch ogler's penis?
how does it feel to be wanted on facebook
how does it feel to know that Solace and V0x and I /will/ find you
This is not a question but as I said earlier, I love you unconditionally.
If you could revive any classical composer and teach them something, who would you revive and what would you teach?
(I assume they ask you this in all your job interviews)
Also since you offered:
What do you think of the bible (or any holy book) as a moral basis? (Is it? Is it a guideline? Is it no longer applicable?)
ud here, just dropping in to say hi, ask you how your day is going, and congratulate you on finally getting your turn in the well.
if pluto was a planet would you do it (if not why)
if you could transform into something what kind of transformation scene do you envision going through (you know, like digivolution or idk, something like this)
also what would you transform into
Is the vast quantity of /pets you receive enough to quench your hunger for attention?
If it's more than enough have you thought about donating those /pets to less priviledged users?
edit:
01:35 Birkal steamroll
01:35Birkal pet me >:|
01:36 Steamroll pet Birkal
01:36 Steamroll pet Birkal
01:36 Steamroll pet Birkal
01:36 Steamroll pet Birkal
01:36 Steamroll pet Birkal
01:36 Steamroll pet Birkal
01:36 Steamroll pet Birkal
01:36 Birkal good
01:36 Steamroll pet Birkal
01:36 Birkal now
01:36 Birkal as you recommended
01:36 Birkal pet some underprivledged users
01:36 Steamroll lol
01:36 Birkal how about...
01:36 Birkal MrE
What are your favorite choral pieces?
As guildmaster Wigglytuff once said "Truly bad pokemon... don't really exist anywhere"
Rank the protagonists from each main Pokemon game. This includes both Red from RB and Red from FRLG and Gold and Ethan and whatever else!
I'm back, with a nice fit booty~
People ask you a lot of religious questions :o Here's another one ;) I just saw an ad for Cristian Mingle. It's like a Christian OK Cupid or something. Do you think God would approve of it? How about their slogan of "Find God's match for you"? Would you ever use it? >.>
That "New York, New York" cover you PMed me was p snazzy~ Thoughts on that "All the Way" cover I sent you afterwards? I love Sinatra and Dino and all those old standards songs, so it's always cool to hear them get a new take~
Who is this imposter Jellicent!? I must know!
How do you keep up with everything you do on Smogon? O_O Do you ever just make Smogon to-do lists for yourself? :P
Have you ever used the "Lurk More" infraction?
What's the most horrifying nightmare you've ever had?
Hope your Well was fun! I'm sure you can't wait to get out and get back to doing other things. Cheers~ ^.^
Oh yeah, also, you're super fly :3
Thoughts on Anglicanism?
Thoughts on me?
Thoughts on Billy Talent?
Thoughts on Canada?
I was pressed for time so I couldnt elaborate :p
Did you imagine yourself getting so many badges when you first joined?
Most embarrassing moment of your life?
How different would your life be if you hadn't joined Smogon/played Pokemon competitively?
Advice to new users?
Will we ever continue our rival challenge? :c
Why / when did you start playing instruments?
Why / when did you decide to go to college for music (and biology)?
Do you remember me?
How long until you graduate?
Do you think it will be tough getting a job as a teacher?
What are your views on the way America treats education?
What grade would you like to teach?
Sorry if some of these have already been asked. :(
You asked for it my friend, Round TWO:
If you could improve one thing in CAP, what would it be?
When are you going to TL a CAP? Will you ever?
What do you think of the relationship between the two of us?
Will there ever be a Multitype CAP?
Do you do any religious education now, or are you planning to be more of a private/public school educator?
Do you think I am a planner or a procrastinator, and why?
Would you like me, Theorymon, and yourself to get into a posting war over which CAP Mod can make the longest post, and if so, on what should the subject be?
If you could work anywhere, where would it be, and what would you be doing?
Do you believe in miracles?
Is there any redemption for me?
how can you be friends with a drug person?
do you really think people have free will? how do you deal with the essential problem of human consciousness?
as a truth-seeker of one kind to another
is there redemption for ME
(see I can still do serious things ]=)
Wanna get married? to me?
If you had to name the one breakfast cereal to have for breakfast for the rest of your natural and unnatural life, what would it be?
Best part about doraerawr?
Do you think I should get an avatar at some point or should I remain without one?
Would you prefer CAP 4 to be a legendary or a pseudo-legendary Pokemon?
I tend to lose track of time and find out that the day is over and I did very little, any advice?
Ah, looks like I'm just in time.
I appreciated reading your answers to my original questions, and as you requested, I have an example of your classic "tehy post." I'm a bit late because forum searching was disabled which is a pain in the butt.
Here is the post: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4427847&postcount=28
The post is self evident in my opinion, and there are far worse ones than that. They're just hard to find with the forum lag and no searching. First of all, there's no fact in his post. He's not a "known" player either, so he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt like some users. Second, he's off topic and a distraction. Who cares about Gen 6 at this point? He's detrimental in many OU discussions. Third, his attitude is bad. He seems to think his opinion carries some weight that it certainly does not. Yee might be my friend; however, not many users, and definitely not tehy, should post like a "know it all." Fourth issue is a personal preference, I guess. His writing is close to unreadable. Format is terrible, use of "lolbait" and the like. Unreadable. Finally, if it even needs saying, the guy is just an idiot. He can think whatever he wants, but the way he goes about posting it is annoying. He doesn't support his opinion and just posts controversial/flaming things. It's really a bad example for new users. This is mostly a summation of what I already went over.
This is merely a suggestion as I don't mean to tell you how to do your job. It is my personal conviction that the OU forum could be a better community without users like tehy. Forum bans allow the user to still participate in other forums too. The OU forum seems to be budding, and it pains me to see bad users ruining it.
more random as fuck questions.
Another rotom related question, if you had the powers of a rotom irl (electrical discharge, flight, phasing through objects, possessing machinery, superhuman flying speed and reflexes
). What would you do with it?
Personal thoughts on me as a user?
most useful pokemon move irl?
why do my questions make no sense?
I see someone stole my five fetish question and actually made it WORSE by reducing the number. Disgusting.
What is your position on abortion? What do you think of Romney's position on abortion (which is pro-life except in cases of rape/incest/danger to mother)? Is there any way to reconcile this position with the "sanctity of life" argument that is used as the basis of many churches as a pro-life defense (abortion is still unacceptable in the cases of rape/incest)?
You said you believed homosexuality was a sin, but then said it wasn't "a big deal." So you don't think sinning in general is a big deal? I ask because I was raised to believe that sins were direct violations to a set of rules that God would expect his people to live by, and based on that, any sin would be quite a big deal. On a related note, do you think the condition of homosexuality is a sin or homosexual acts themselves, and why?
Top 5 weirdest / most revolting fetishes.
Will this well officially end?