Sorry for the delay in answering, I was in the States a couple weeks for vacation. Thanks phoopes for unlocking and letting me answer the rest.
What's your favorite place in Prague, and/or your favorite aspect of living there?
My favorite place is the zoo. I always loved it as a kid and it's always a great time, especially on emptier days. I'm also a big fan of just about every park and little under-bridge island.
I love that everything is so close together. It's a major part of what makes just about every aspect of life there so great. Great prices on everything (compared to the US for me) sure helps, too. It has everything you could want, really, whether you're a daytime or nighttime person. It's generally beautiful of course. Oh, and many, many indie movie theaters. Old movies are playing constantly. It's amazing.
best and worst 3 letter abbreviation usernames?
Best - SFG for SaltyFrenchGuy because it's hilarious
Worst - FLCL because it only uses 3 unique letters but comes out to 4 total
what is the best kind of meat?
Chicken, definitely. Works in all situations.
If you could add 3 items from later gens to adv ou, what would you add and what mons would be effected the most ? (both in a positive and/or negative way).
This is really hard because most of the good items (resist berries, Assault Vest, Rocky Helmet, Heavy-Duty Boots, Expert Belt, Custap Berry, Shed Shell, Weakness Policy) would only serve to really break the hell out of Tyranitar / Metagross and add a little too much variance for my liking in general, while others (Specs/Scarf/Life Orb/Focus Sash) so I'll try to make it more interesting with some less bonkers choices
- Absorb Bulb. Getting +1 SpAtk upon being hit by a Water move is pretty cool and not too busted. Nice applications for Tar and Meta obviously but I think even Superachi could use it to grab a free SpA boost while switching in, potentially allowing it to sweep more easily. Funnily enough I think this means MonoPert probably stops being used because otherwise you ensure that DD HP Grass Tar 2HKOs you even after a Protect, lol. Generally wouldn't be broken though. Maybe even Zapdos could use it on a super fast-paced offense team, switching into waters and then immediately passing the SpA boost.
- Wide Lens. Would really only be used on sand-immune Pokemon (barring some gimmicky lead Hypno Gar, maybe that's the push we need to finally ban it), but increased accuracy of stuff like Tar's Fire Blast, Meta's Meteor Mash, even offensive Swampert's Hydro Pump can be really useful. Tar can even run Thunder more effectively now. Maybe Heracross decides to go for broke and spam more accurate Megahorns (and Rock Slides), that'd be pretty great. Even offensive Starmie, so long as it waits until the end of the game, can ensure its Hydros are far likelier to clean up a game.
- The pinch healing berries, but their gen 8 versions that heal only 33% - this would be interesting for a lot of Pokes that switch in and take a lot of hits without healing too much (50% would be insane). Tar / Meta are obvious beneficiaries, Superachi would really like them too, but even sand-affected Pokes can make use of them - I'm mainly thinking Heracross, whose Lefties-less variants tend to get dealt with by switching around/Protecting on it in sand, and this way it can bluff Salac.
What film in your life has impacted your enjoyment of film the most, or made the biggest impact on you?
This is really hard since I don't want to do just one and I'll be leaving out some huge ones no matter what. Nevertheless here are a few
Logan - Obvious choice, but a really important one. After years of mostly only seeing whatever movies came out in theaters with the occasional dip into an older movie featured on Netflix, this inspired me to seek out more. I don't think it's flawless or anything, but I still love everything about this movie, with the obvious standouts being the emotional weight, which is perfectly drawn from the smaller, intimate, genuinely desolate setting, and the appropriately matching, utterly visceral physicality. In a similar vein,
Children of Men.
Pulp Fiction - I watched this about a week after I turned 19 upon deciding I wanted to watch movies and no longer be left out when everyone else talked about them. This was the #1 on rateyourmusic (which has a film section in case that sounds weird) so I threw it on and was entranced. I was a big fan of the characters who questioned everything. Even almost six years later, I find it endlessly entertaining for two and a half hours, which is really astonishing. In a similar vein,
Clerks.
Taxi Driver - Getting lost in the hazy swirl of the ambience. It's a physical quality I really appreciate. Speaking of, the first time I watched it was at 2 AM or something and when the hallway scene came around I physically felt like I was inside of it. Still looking for that. In a similar vein,
The Cremator, an incredible, ghostly Czech film that sits firmly in my top 3.
Last Year at Marienbad - Pure atmospheric beauty. Perfectly slow-paced and deliberate. Something clicked in my head with the overhead camera movement above the statue while the narration kept going. In a very similar vein,
Mirror.
House - It made me very happy to discover that someone could make something so astonishingly wacky and downright hysterical while still having genuine depth to it. Very inspirational in that sense. Most of Edgar Wright's movies strike a similar chord for me.
If you could move one Pokemon / mechanic from one gen to another, what would you do to improve your enjoyment of that specific meta?
I would take gen 8 Kyurem-Black, with Dragon Dance and Icicle Spear, and go back in time to add it to gen 5 in the fall of 2012, thereby preventing us from wasting time suspecting it in an already-chaotic metagame and potentially giving us more time to remove the broken nonsense running around, and maybe even address rain. Plus, DD KB sounds fun in ubers.
Do you happen to remember an awesome old photo of you and some other smogon users goofing off in target? I remember one posted of you in the toys aisle with a godzilla plush with the caption "bkc with scarf tar". For some reason it has always stuck with me
I do remember that! I'm glad it resonated with you as much as it did. I was hanging out with Cased and CTC that day and we had a lot of fun. Fucking Slayer. We briefly met up with MikeDecIsHere too. The shaggy mane I had back then was unmatched until Covid times. Jesus, I can't believe how long ago that was - coming up on six years.
who do you fuckin hate in smogon
Anyone who lobbies for the right to be a recreational asshole to others.
whos the shittiest player uve played
I actually don't know, because sometimes I get the feeling everyone I play is elite.
Would you rather shit out one sharp ninja star or one hundred pounds of mayonnaise?
Mayonnaise for sure. I'd get a lot of work done while confined on the toilet for so long, and I'm very afraid of the damage the ninja star would do.
favourite dpp ou game of all time? favourite dpp ou game involving yourself?
My favorite of all time is
LoveDestiny vs. Earthworm. A simple Salamence suspect ladder game, but every turn was incredibly tense and well-thought-out. LD did a tremendous job with the commentary. Reading this was one of my most formative experiences in understanding the elite level of Pokemon that was out there.
The Earthworm vs. Gouki BotW I recreated for my channel is up there, too, and I was similarly inspired by Earthworm's
WCoP tiebreaker vs. husk. It was always the worm.
My favorite involving myself that a replay exists of is
Tour 22 semis against Jimmy Turtwig. I really enjoyed the team I made, Jimmy's was thoroughly excellent, the playing was great, the ending was ridiculously tight, and I can't express enough how popular ScarfTran was at this point so to see a 4 attack and SpDef variant square off made me really happy as well. Fire Blasting the Starmie and dropping the incoming Flygon remains one of my favorite turns ever. Modest Tran for life.
Some other contenders would be: 1, my
WCoP semis tiebreak against M Dragon. Despite the Silliness that pervaded it, I thought both of us played really well and brought some cool, unexpected teams.
However, that's just in the replay age. Overall, it would have to be my
SPL 4 game against twash. It was a crucial end-of-week game and it was crazy throughout. The in-game battle chat served to heighten the experience. It's worth reading a log. I really liked the team I made, too. I think it was the first (post-DPP/post-Lady Bug hail) official tournament usage of Nidoqueen, too.
Some other contenders would be:
1, my
ST16 finals game against boudouche. I nearly had a heart attack when the Azelf used Rain Dance.
2, my game vs. Bloo for the first round of Tour 14 playoffs. The log is gone, but I went with my trusty SubRoost Aero team, while Bloo went with kokoloko's old SpecsZap / SR Cele / Skarm / Starmie / CB Ape / Scarftar. I decided to mix it up with my moves, such as leading off with Brave Bird on Skarm to put more immediate pressure on and baiting in and double switching on the Scarftar. Eventually, Aero finished things. That one felt really good.
3, my
ST16 semis game against cbb. This was game three of the series and it was really, really intense. I tweaked a really cool team originally made by george182 for this one. LO Rotom dropping the Suicune like that...beautiful. Also sparked my love for bulky Modest offensive Suicune. The last third of this game was so close.
And here are some more fun ones I stumbled across while searching:
Home Field Advantage, vs. Ojama (despite the Pastebin date, this was early 2013). This was one of my favorite DPP teams at its strongest.
A tour final against
Tama and
Stathakis. Double Custap, triple DD, Cresselia screens...God, that team was fun.
A tour semi game against Reymedy. Really tight. Bless Empoleon.
what are the major cultural differences between czechia and the usa? do you have any preference on where you'll end up looking to live and work once studies are over?
I'm sure I'm missing something but here are a few off the top of my head.
1. Tipping. This isn't the most drastic difference or anything, it's just the first that popped into my head. Anyway, in the US, you are a cheap, stingy asshole if you don't tip sizably and will be looked at frostily by everyone, including your server, no matter how ridiculous the practice is / how little it was deserved and so on. I've never had this happen at all anywhere in the Czech Rep. I'll still tip, but it's nice that it's not required to tack several extra couple bucks onto what you already paid. Oh and nobody ever gives off the air that your tip wasn't big enough. It's ridiculous the way servers are treated in the US, of course, but I'm not so well-off that I can regularly throw around more than what I should be paying, and I don't feel the burden should fall to me to make up for how little servers make.
2. Patriotism. Czechs are as proud/ambivalent of their nationality as most, but even the most enthusiastic (who are rare) don't come close to the widespread, world-revolves-around-us fanaticism of the US. They find American practices like schools having kids recite the Pledge of Allegiance and listen to the national anthem every morning to be appalling.
3. Activities, especially the outdoors. Many Czech families regularly go hiking, biking, skiing in the winter months, and generally enjoy the outdoors together. There's also a heavy emphasis on doing some kind of non-school activity, sports and music most commonly. Basically, you usually won't have kids going home right from school five days a week, and in the summers most kids go off to camp for a few weeks.
4. Soup. Americans rarely have soup and look at it as something fancy/unnecessary whereas Czechs almost don't consider a meal a meal if it doesn't have soup in it.
5. Time off. Vacations are regular, parents commonly give kids a random day off from school once in a while, and people generally like gifting themselves three-day weekends.
6. Country houses (chata/chalupa in Czech). In the US, the idea of someone having such a thing screams rich family, but in the Czech Rep it's something just about every family has because it cost barely anything to have a house in a remote village an hour or two outside Prague. They're visited at length in the summer and even regularly during the school year. (They result in a lot of three-day weekends.)
7. The school day. In the US, lunch is crammed into the middle of the day. This results in several negatives: 1) the lunch period is rushed, and 2) the school day starts earlier and ends later. In the Czech Rep, lunch is at the end of the day, and you can either have it at school, taking as long as you like, or you can just go home. As a result, the school day starts later and ends earlier (a regular day is 8:30 - 1:45). In addition, there are ten minute breaks in between most classes, with the one exception being a twenty minute break in the middle of the day meant for snacks.
There's other stuff about school like the concept of elementary/middle/high school being completely different (for example vysoká škola literally translates to high school but refers to university), standing up when a teacher enters the room and many other things, but I'll stop there because this is long enough lol.
8. The bus. In (many areas of) the US, taking the bus is seen as something only poor people do. In the Czech Rep, everyone takes it - it's no different from trams or a subway.
9. Czech parents generally allow their kids a lot more independence. 6-year-olds regularly take the subway to school by themselves.
10. Christmas is celebrated on the evening of the 24th. We always did it this way even when we were in the US. I have never had to wait until the morning of the 25th to open presents and am very happy for it. I can barely imagine trying to go to sleep, knowing Pokemon Silver is waiting for me under the tree.
I don't know where I'd want to live permanently yet. It's a really tough call made slightly more assuring by knowing I'd visit the other a lot. I might even end up in the Netherlands, so really, who knows. I will say that now more than ever I think I value the quality of life assurance and the lower cost of living of Europe, especially the Czech Rep - it takes a couple hours to get the results of a Covid test here, whereas when I was in the States just now it took a whopping three days no matter where I went and thus almost made it impossible for me to fly back. This is accentuated by the fact remote working is going to be more and more prevalent now. Of course, if a certain career took me to the US, I'd be just fine with that, it just felt like somewhat of a ghost town everywhere. Overall, though, "it depends" really does apply. Fingers crossed that everything shakes out well.
Most underrated GSC UU strategy?
I really liked that Light Screen Scyther posted recently. Personally, I've been a huge Haunter fan ever since I picked the tier up in 2014, and liked stacking Thiefs with it alongside guys like Electabuzz. Always been a fan of Moonlight Nidoqueen. Kadabra + Mr. Mime is pretty sweet. Finally, Ampharos is absurdly underrated.
Favourite ingame Pokemon music?
Even at the age of six I felt the full extent of this track's magic.
If Smogon were to pay its contributors somehow, do you believe it would it be able to do it in such a way that would cause site growth and its associated revenue to exceed the amount paid out to contributors, maintain or increase (or at least not substantially affect) chaos's share, and avoid the ire of Nintendo? How would you do it?
I don't pretend to be an expert in the logistics of how this would unfold and wouldn't want to put forth a plan based on ignorance. What I will say is that my ideal rate for contributing is not very high - I'm talking something along the lines of a couple dollars per contribution. Basically, it's not a high enough amount that people would flock to do the work just for the money, because even one piece of work takes a lot of time and effort and you have to do a lot of it for it to amount to anything serious, so it's not like you're suddenly going to have to give everyone who's ever posted in a metagame discussion thread a salary. The people who are going to do such work are going to do it regardless, and for such consistent contributors, it seems more than fair to compensate them, because again, the amount of time that goes into a single analysis seems worth $5,
especially considering how many times those analyses (and articles and what have you) get clicked on and generate ad revenue.
If contributors don't want to work for money and want to turn to turn their share down, they are free to as well. I'm not sure how it'd work for contributors who are minors - maybe assign a certain amount of money based on how much work they did and then they can receive it when they turn 18 or something. Again, I don't have all the answers, just ideas, but I do believe they are ideas worth exploring given the amount of time and effort that goes into making a site that turns a profit.
Plans for attracting more subscribers and increasing views on your YouTube channel?
Uploading consistently is the #1 thing, for sure. Being active on Twitch will go quite a long way as well. Maybe I'll reach out for some more collabs with Wolfe Glick or someone.
There's other things that would help, like making my videos shorter and actually editing them, but covering the current generation would be similarly helpful, and I have just as little interest in doing that, so I doubt that'll happen anytime soon.
Tips for aspiring competitive Pokemon YouTubers?
Do it because you genuinely enjoy it. No matter how good you think what you're putting out is, the subscriber/view numbers are not going to come for a while, so you better be ready to do it a lot, and if you're going to do that, you should be having fun with it. If your only goal is to make money or whatever you may as well just start a casual Pokemon channel that covers the latest rumors, or better yet, ditch Pokemon entirely and make one of those channels that posts comments from r/AskReddit (which might very well be the nadir of Youtube, but they sure rake in the views).
Favourite competitive Pokemon-related YouTube video you've seen on another channel?
I generally don't watch these; that said, McMeghan has
1 2 3 videos I've found excellent. I also really liked Finch's video about choking and link it in my Discord a lot. However, if I'm feeling like competitive Pokes on YT, I tend to binge either old wifi battles, which is my usual (
1 2 3 4) or Shoddy/PO games (
occasionally).
Which two players and which tier would you pick for a Battle of the Century and why?
After much deliberation, I have decided that the best choice, with the pinnacle of skill from eras as different as possible combined with the most fitting shared metagame, would be Veteran In Love vs. ABR in GSC OU. I also considered husk vs. Ojama in ADV OU and Gouki vs. Heist in DPP OU.
Favourite unofficial tournament with a non-standard format?
I really liked the public team sharing aspect of the #pokemon tournaments (
1,
2). It was so interesting because knowing every detail of your opponent's team would help you better play around bad matchups, thus putting a huge emphasis on in-battle skill, which I value highly.
Top 5 TV show/film characters and why?
I will let these characters speak for themselves.
1.
Liz Lemon (Tina Fey), 30 Rock
2.
Cassius Green (LaKeith Stanfield), Sorry to Bother You
3.
Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Clerks
4.
Victoria (Laia Costa), Victoria
5.
Karl Kopfrkingl (Rudolf Hrušínský), The Cremator
Honorary:
Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski), 30 Rock
(Obligatory) Honorary 2:
Logan + Laura (Hugh Jackman + Dafne Keen), Logan
Where did you go on your second date with your girlfriend and whose idea was it?
Excellent question, I really had to think about it. We celebrated finishing our midterm with some delicious KFC. It was the first (and I'm pretty sure last) time she had ever had it. Truly a special moment.
Favourite meal of the day and what is your preferred food for that meal?
Lunch, because it can be less than super healthy and you can still exercise + eat more healthy at dinner, allowing some indulgence. Once again, chicken schnitzel (alongside mashed potatoes, and with some kind of soup preceding) is my favorite, and if it's for lunch then I allow myself to drown it in lemon.
How do you decide what EVs to give your RSE OU Tyranitar and Snorlax?
For Tar, I first decide the moveset, and that will in turn determine its bulk/Speed/power benchmarks, which I then spend an enjoyable time in the damage calculator putting together. For Lax, I don't, because Lax is literally unviable.
(I prefer to give it as much Attack as I can so it's actually threatening, then I decide on its SpDef benchmark, and try to give it some Defense as well so it's not a complete goober on that side. They can feel a bit arbitrary, though, so I generally like to ensure it will at least hit hard. I find Speed EVs are wasted on it.)
(I hope this is not too many questions...)
On the contrary, thank you for the varied plethora of interesting topics to think about :)
Its a wonderful read so far but, did you misread the question as "your favorite"? i got confused there.
I did. My least favorite would have to be Victini not because I dislike it but because I have more attachment to the other four. Also being SR weak sucks.
what are your favorite things to put on a burger
Turkey as the meat. Nothing else. It's delicious and healthy. If I'm pigging out on a regular burger, I'll go with barbecue sauce.
Why don’t you wear khakis?
Don't like how the material feels or looks. I'd rather just wear jeans.
Favorite Red Sox team: ‘04, ‘07, ‘13 or ‘18?
It's hard to go against '04 given how incredible it was, but personally I'll go with '07. Pedroia was such a monster, and while injured at that...
Was Dave Dombrowski draining the farm system worth the ‘18 title?
It came at a good time in real life since I'd just met my girlfriend and could use it to illustrate how good my favorite team was, so, yes.
Favorite 30 Rock story arc?
Incredible question, thank you. This is very tough to decide, but I'm ultimately going to give it to Jack having to decide between Nancy and Avery, especially because Julianne Moore is great and her ludicrous accent is wonderful. The Boston episode reduces me to hysterics. "I'll try...wicked hahd."
If you catch me on ladder, I'll have no choice!
I watched the Marriland vs Untouchable replay you put in the intro, can you explain why it was so huge? All the comments were praising it as a historic, legendary battle, but as it was from well before my time I'm clearly missing something.
It was huge because it was so many people's introduction to competitive battling - switching and strategy aren't really part of ingame Pokemon, and beating the Elite Four over and over gets repetitive. Marriland vs. Untouchable (which originally had several million views before Marriland closed his channel) opened up a whole new world for longtime fans such as myself who were looking for something more from Pokemon - suddenly, you could battle people from all over the world, not just people close to you with a link cable. It was perfect timing with the recent release of Diamond and Pearl outside of Japan; they were the first Pokemon games with Wi-Fi capabilities, meaning battling other people had never been more accessible, and this battle where strategy takes down a bunch of ubers was the perfect catalyst to raise tons of awareness for it. As soon as I saw a lead-off Salamence (my favorite Pokemon) use Dragon Dance, I realized that my desires to battle other people was finally within reach. Plus, there was of course a level 1 Rattata taking down a level 100 Empoleon...well, who wouldn't see that and be inspired to get out there and battle themselves?
Did you know anti is? You should ask him. Maybe rey, too.
How would you feel if A Piece of the Sky was switched with The Apostate to be the last track on The Seer?
I would still love the album, but seeing as Apostate is the greatest closing track of all time, it'd definitely be a step down! I actually own The Seer on vinyl and the tracklist is completely different - it's the one thing I don't like about it.
Also, I don't know if you remember, but thanks again so much for helping me with random ADV/DPP stuff when I was first getting started on Smogon - I'll always appreciate it!
I do remember! It was my pleasure. Feel free to ask anytime. All the best :)
If a machine learning AI played pokemon showdown and learned from 100's of battles in a specific tier, which do you think would it find easiest to analyse and learn from? Do you think this could ever be possible and what skill-level do you think it would cap out at?
I have to imagine RBY is the default answer for this because it has the lowest amount of teambuilding choices and as a result the most amount of repeatable lines, which means it is much easier to learn and account for as much as possible. I'm sure it's possible, but there have been some attempts so far and if I remember correctly they've been rather imperfect.
Hey there Mister Chicken.
1) What is your stance on washing your hands after a piss? Like in the comfort of your own home, do you ALWAYS wash your hands?
Not always, obviously, but post-Covid I've become a lot more conscientious of doing so. I carry hand sanitizer with me outside for extra assurance and if I'm feeling lazy at home I'll go with that instead.
2) You have 2 pieces of lasagna. You take one of those pieces and place it on top of the other piece. How many pieces of lasagna do you have now? Can you explain why?
I don't really like lasagna, but I imagine the two would melt into one, super-sized piece.
3) Every time you get a boner a song starts to play for everyone to hear. What song would you pick to hear?
4) Do you think you would stand a better chance taking on 1 lion with a manchette or a pack of 8 wolves with a gun that contains only 8 bullets?
I would absolutely stand zero chance against the wolves, so I'd have to go with the lion and try to hit it somewhere crucial while avoiding getting instantly maimed so as to slow it down/cripple it.
What is your favorite kind of sub sandwich?
Chicken parmesan, easily.
What is the worst competitive game from two good players you've ever seen? (and would you perhaps be willing to make a vid on it? you could title it "Pokemon's Worst Battles" and upload it on april fools)
I think it has to be
this because of how utterly horrendous that Meowstic team was, which led to a ridiculously lopsided game. I considered making an April Fool's joke video last year, then decided I would prefer for the "joke" to be that
the video was 100% serious (except for that amazing accent at the beginning obviously), which I think was a lot better.
What is your favorite kind of food to eat in Prague that they don't make (or don't make well) in the states?
Schnitzel is the main one, but I'd also include fried cheese, dumplings and
trdelník.
What is your favorite metal subgenre?
It's a tough call, but I think black metal
usually invites the widest range of possibility and experimentation, as well as the greatest amount of emotional resonance, so I'd have to go with that. One of my
top three favorite albums fits the bill.
What aspect of competitive mons had the toughest learning curve for you?
Thinking ahead (which also involves patience). It's a difficult mental block to overcome, but really makes all the difference in the world. Being able to put my finger on precisely why a team wasn't working/wouldn't work took some time and effort as well.
Thanks everyone for all the questions. I hope the answers were enjoyable and/or of some use to you :)