think like macgyver

[phoopes]

you are in a jungle camp, no one is there but you are surrounded by irate natives and poisonous snakes, whats worse is that the building you are in is on fire
you have; a folding chair, a ball of yarn, binoculars, a grossly oversized key, and a tire jack

Obviously use the chair and yarn to hang yourself.

 

[Princess Bubblegum]

Uncivilized people obviously don't count as humans

Implying that natives are uncivilized.

 

[KnightoftheWind]

Whack everyone with the folding chair and get the fuck out.

 

[Zacchaeus]

Whack everyone with the folding chair and get the fuck out.

Where have I seen this before?

 

[Stagnant]

Remove airplane wings. Strap to arms with rope. Fly away.