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Kyle Broflowski was jewin’ around, in the mafia game like a big playground, when he suddenly fell down some landing stairs and ran out of a mid air aeroplane.
Kyle got pissed and was about to explode, but he didn’t expect to be eaten by ducks, who proceeded to put lego under his feet, when Walrein’s mom came out of the blue and started beating up
Kyle for oh you know. Then they all got trampled by the aeroplane, but before they could make it to the landing zone, Shining Latios rose out of his grave, and figured out
Kyle’s password in a flash, typing in “password” with rat-a-tat-tat. But he ran out of space and he ran away, because Mekkah’s nan came to give herpes!
This is the ultimate flavour of ultimate idiocy!
Good flavour, bad flavour and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will kill Kyle,
I wonder what it will be.
This is the ultimate flavour of ultimate idiocy.
Bovidae sang out, in a baaaaaaaaaaahing chorus, down from the farm, descended GoatWolf, who delivered a baaaah, which could deafen through skype, right in the ears of Broflowski,
Kyle, who fell on the ground, writhing in pain, as he realised the truth, In the GoatWolf.
Kyle saw through, his stupid disguise, it was just a stupid goat, in a wolf disguise.
Then a fireball, and a running car, and the realisation that curvy/busty jus means fat, and a shooting, and a stabbing, and tripping, and leeches, death by snu snu, electrocution, crushing, wreckingballs, jaywalking, spontaneous combustion, every single food on the ground, weight lifting, more jaywalking, more wreckingballs came out of nowhere and began to attack and they kicked
Kyle Broflowski in his jewish ass, it was the stupidest flavour that the world ever saw with every other player looking in disgust.
The killing went on for 20 mins past deadline, but eventually,
Kyle was dead, and the rest saw the better,
the death was via tickling, incessant forever.
Whew that’s over.
Kyle Broflowski was PokeguyNXB
It is now Day 3. Deadline is in 47 hours at
12 PM PST Monday.
In actual news,
Scar is missing AGAIN and we got another announcement for you: