War of the Burning Sea

[nightblitz42]

Round Six​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 90
EN: 100
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC

Wailmer w/Lucky Egg
Abilities: Water Veil / Oblivious
HP: 60
EN: 30
Stats: 3/3/3/2/52/4/5
Status: Badly Poisoned (4), -10 Evasion, +1 LEC, 1 KOC​

Incredible Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
A1

Wailmer used Chill!
+12 EN

Sableye used Feint Attack!
Guaranteed hit!
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 8/16): NO
Damage = ( 6 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 ) = 9 Damage
-4 EN

Wailmer is Badly Poisoned!
-4 HP

A2

Sableye used Fake Out!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 4/16): NO
Damage = ( 4 + 4.5 - 4.5 ) = 4 Damage
Wailmer flinched!
-4 EN

Wailmer flinched! It was unable to Chill!

Wailmer is Badly Poisoned!
-4 HP

A3

Wailmer used Rest!
Wailmer is no longer Badly Poisoned!
+12 HP
Wailmer fell asleep (3)!
-15 EN

Sableye used Feint Attack!
Guaranteed hit!
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 15/16): NO
Damage = ( 6 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 ) = 9 Damage
-4 EN

Wailmer is fast asleep!
Sleep -1 stage: Asleep (2)

TL;DR
Sableye: -12 EN
Wailmer: -18 HP, -3 EN, not Badly Poisoned, Asleep (2)

It's a Sableye... something about the species just rubs me the wrong way. Sometimes I'm just trying to get through a cave and one of those things comes crawling from out of nowhere. Their dark color makes it look almost like they're taking form from the shadows when they move. And those eyes... I'm getting goosebumps from just looking at that thing.

Anyways, back to the reffing. Mobius continues Chilling as usual, gaining some EN in the process. Meanwhile, Greed uses nearby shadows as cover to perform an unavoidable Feint Attack. Greed's next action is a lightning-fast Fake Out that disrupts Mobius' attempt to Chill a second time.

Then, Mobius does something unexpected: he chills so hard that he completely falls asleep! I get that he's a pretty laid-back Pokemon, but this is a bit extreme, isn't it? Perhaps it's for the best, though, since by Resting Mobius is finally able to shake off his Toxic Poison. He recovers a good amount of HP as well, but loses a lot of EN in the process. While Mobius sleeps soundly, Sableye performs a second Feint Attack. The hit is pretty solid and has perfect accuracy, but did the Sableye really have to spend all that time sneaking up on a sleeping Pokemon?

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 90
EN: 88
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC

Wailmer w/Lucky Egg
Abilities: Water Veil / Oblivious
HP: 42
EN: 27
Stats: 3/3/3/2/52/4/5
Status: Asleep (2), -10 Evasion, +1 LEC, 1 KOC
​

This round's schedule:
Vanillish Wafer orders
Snarguffle orders
I eat toothpaste​

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"What do you mean? I'm not creepy, no no, not even a slight bit. I have a heart of gold and bleed purple just like everyone else."

Chill > Night Shade > Feint Attack
IF Rest A3 THEN Taunt
IF D/E move A3 THEN Detect

 

[Snarguffle]

Mobius
Sleep Talk - Sleep Talk - Surf
Sleep Talk Moves: Surf, Dive, Bounce, Hydro Pump

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 7​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 90
EN: 88
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC

Wailmer w/Lucky Egg
Abilities: Water Veil / Oblivious
HP: 42
EN: 27
Stats: 3/3/3/2/52/4/5
Status: Asleep (2), -10 Evasion, +1 LEC, 1 KOC​

Explosive Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
(Sleep Talk rolls: 1/4 = Surf, 2/4 = Dive, 3/4 = Bounce, 4/4 = Hydro Pump)
A1

Wailmer used Sleep Talk!
Select move (rolled 1/4): Surf
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 9/16): NO
Damage = ( 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 6 ) = 10.5 Damage
Energy cost = ( 3 + 7 ) = -10 EN

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Wailmer is fast asleep!
Sleep -1 stage: Asleep (1)

A2

Wailmer used Sleep Talk!
Select move (rolled 2/4): Dive
Wailmer vanished underwater!
Wailmer immediately surfaced!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 14/15): NO
Damage = ( 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 ) = 11 Damage
Energy cost = ( 3 + 8 + 4 ) = -15 EN

Sableye used Night Shade!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Fixed damage = 10 Damage
-5 EN

Wailmer is fast asleep!
Sleep -1 stage: Asleep (0)

A3

Wailmer woke up!
Wailmer used Surf!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 7/16): NO
Damage = ( 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 6 ) = 10.5 Damage
-7 EN
Wailmer has 0 EN left!
Wailmer Fainted!

Sableye used Feint Attack!
But it failed!
-4 EN

TL;DR
Sableye: -32 HP, +3 EN, +1KOC
Wailmer: EN KO

Even while it sleeps, Mobius is able to fight back by using completely random moves it knows. First, it hurls a massive wave of water, drenching the entire arena and knocking Greed off his feet. Greed seems surprised and doesn't react immediately, opting instead to Chill for some more energy. For its next attack, Mobius dives underwater. Diving definitely worked against The Laxative, but unfortunately for Mobius he resurfaces too early to avoid Sableye's next attack: Night Shade. Using dark energy, Sableye bypasses Mobius' defensive stats to deal unhindered direct damage! Finally, Wailmer wakes up and delivers one last Surf before fainting of exhaustion. Sableye, who seems unsure what to do now that his foe is finished, halfheartedly performs a Feint Attack on nobody in particular. Tension grows as both trainers prepare for their final matchup.

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 58
EN: 91
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Wailmer w/Lucky Egg
Abilities: Water Veil / Oblivious
HP: KO
EN: KO
Stats: 3/3/3/2/52/4/5
Status: KO, +1 LEC, 1 KOC​

This round's menu:
Snarguffle sends out Steelix, equips it, and orders
Vanillish Wafer orders
I ref while asleep​

 

[Snarguffle]

Ragnarok @ Amulet Coin
Earthquake - Gyro Ball - Earthquake
IF Greed is to use Will-O-Wisp THEN Protect and push back actions.
IF Greed is to use Protect THEN use Curse and push back actions.

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"Looks like you forgot a clause, yes you did. I'll use that to my advantage, hoohoo! Time to make some explosive math and melt down our steel friend."

Will-O-Wisp > Will-O-Wisp > Moonlight

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 8​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 58
EN: 91
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: +1 CC​

Passionate Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
A1

PLOT TWIST! RAGNAROK DOESN'T ACTUALLY KNOW PROTECT!!!11 (but it knows Thunder Fang twice)

Sableye used Will-O-Wisp!
Hit chance = 85/100 (rolled 79/100): HIT
Steelix is Burned!
-7 EN

Steelix used Earthquake!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 14/16): NO
Damage = ( 10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 3 ) = 11.5 Damage
-7 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

A2

Sableye used Will-O-Wisp!
Steelix is already Burned!
-11 EN

Steelix used Gyro Ball!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 7/16): NO
BAP = [ 5 + ( 43 - 30 ) / 10 ] rounded = 6
Damage = ( 6 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 3 ) = 7.5 Damage
-7 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

A3

Sableye used Moonlight!
+25 HP
Energy cost = [ 6 + ( 90 / 10 ) ] = -15 EN

Steelix used Earthquake!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 13/16): NO
Damage = ( 10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 3 ) = 11.5 Damage
-7 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

TL;DR
Sableye: -6 HP, -33 EN
Steelix: -6 HP, -21 EN, Burned

Woohoo! Giant rock snake! Some wussy Pokemon think they can call themselves Steel-types because they have some dumb claws or metal-based skeletal structures -- Ragnarok here is 882 pounds of nothing but PURE STEEL! That being said, though, I have to also point out his crazy underbite. How about getting that checked out, bud?

Ragnarok is heavy and has no legs, so Greed moves first. Quickly he conjures a pale blue Will-o-Wisp that I'm sure Ragnarok would Protect against if he knew how. Alas, he doesn't, so he loudly pounds the stadium floor with his tail instead. The resulting Earthquake deals impressive damage to his purple foe.

Clearly, Greed was expecting Ragnarok to Protect himself from the first Will-o-Wisp. He's already preparing a second one, and it's too late to change attacks. Sableye desperately shoots his ghost-flames, but to no avail; they sizzle and flicker out harmlessly when they reach Ragnarok's already-scorched skin. Greed's mistake gives Ragnarok ample time to curl into a dense Gyro Ball and flatten him like roadkill. Sableye spends his next action siphoning Moonlight to heal his wounds. He gains 25 HP, then eats another Earthquake.

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 52
EN: 58
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 94
EN: 79
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: Burned, +1 CC​

This round's stipulations:
Vanillish Wafer orders
Snarguffle orders
I ref from under a table b/c earthquakes​

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"Kekeke, you're burned. And I have the power of the moon on my side. I'm clearly going to outlast you!"

Chill > Moonlight > Chill
IF Rest THEN Taunt
IF damaging Steel-type combination THEN Detect

 

[Snarguffle]

Ragnarok
Rock Tomb - Rest - Sleep Talk
IF there is not actually a source of rocks in this arena THEN replace Rock Tomb with Rock Polish.
IF you miss with Rock Tomb A1 THEN use Rock Tomb A2 and push back actions.
Sleep Talk Moves: Earthquake, Dig, Iron Tail, Thunder Fang

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"Looks like you're getting Pranked by my abilities!"

 

[Snarguffle]

"I would be if you actually had Prankster."

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"He called my bluff."

 

[nightblitz42]

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 52
EN: 58
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 94
EN: 79
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: Burned, +1 CC​

This is the ASB arena; of course we have rocks. Naturally, staff here works hard to provide the necessary accommodations any Pokemon could require. Rocks are in the third cabinet to the left, between the flower petals and the giant heat lamp...

But seriously, the ASB Beginner's Guide says that the Standard ASB Arena provides all resources needed for moves. Even if it didn't, Steelix could easily dig some boulders up from the ground. Therefore, Rock Tomb is legal.

Prankless Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
Sleep Talk chance rolls: 1/4 = Earthquake, 2/4 = Dig, 3/4 = Iron Tail, 4/4 = Thunder Fang
A1

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Steelix used Rock Tomb!
Hit chance = ( 95 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 3/16): NO
Damage = ( 6 + 6 - 4.5 - 3 ) = 4.5 Damage
Sableye's Speed was lowered [ Speed -1 stage = ( 43 / 1.75 ) = 25 Speed ]
-4 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

A2

Steelix used Rest!
Steelix is no longer Burned!
+12 HP +10 HP (maximum HP attained)
Steelix is Asleep (3)!
-15 EN

Sableye used Taunt!
Steelix is asleep and didn't notice. The move failed!
-10 EN

Steelix is fast asleep!
Sleep -1 stage: Asleep (2)

A3

Steelix used Sleep Talk!
Move selection (rolled 1/4): Steelix used Earthquake!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 10/16): NO
Damage = ( 10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 3 ) = 11.5 Damage
Energy cost = ( 3 + 7 ) = -10 EN

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Steelix is fast asleep!
Sleep -1 stage: Asleep (1)

TL;DR
Sableye: -16 HP, +14 EN, Speed -1
Steelix: +8 HP, -25 EN, not Burned, Asleep (1)

Oh dear, it seems the repeated Earthquakes from last round knocked out some of the wiring for the arena's audio system. That'll make narration a bit -- brzzatppwz -- oh dear I'm breaking u -- zzkxxwgik -- have a spare microp -- kkkksh... (static noises)

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 36
EN: 72
Stats: 3/3/3/4/25/1/2
Status: -1 Speed, -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 54
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: Asleep (1), +1 CC​

This round's stipulations:
Snarguffle orders
Vanillish Wafer orders
I ask maintainance staff for a new sound system​

 

[Snarguffle]

Ragnarok
Earthquake - Rock Tomb - Earthquake
IF Greed is to use Will-O-Wisp THEN use Dig and push back actions.
IF Greed is to use Protect THEN Rock Polish and push back actions.

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

Moonlight > Detect > Moonlight

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 10​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 36
EN: 72
Stats: 3/3/3/4/25/1/2
Status: -1 Speed, -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 54
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: Asleep (1), +1 CC​

Moonlit Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
A1

Steelix is asleep! It is unable to act!

Sableye used Moonlight!
+25 HP
Energy cost = [ 6 + ( 90 / 10 ) ] = -15 EN

Steelix is fast asleep!
Sleep -1 stage: Asleep (0)

A2

Sableye used Detect!

Steelix woke up!
Steelix used Rock Tomb (-4 EN)!
Sableye avoided the attack!
Detect energy cost = [ 7 + ( 6 + 6 - 4.5 ) / 2.5 ] = -10 EN

A3

Steelix used Earthquake!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 13/16): NO
Damage = ( 10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 ) = 14.5 Damage
-7 EN

Sableye used Moonlight!
+25 HP
Energy cost = [ 6 + ( 90 / 10 ) ] = -15 EN
Post-Round
Sableye's Speed drop decays +1 stage (Speed +0)
TL;DR
Sableye: +35 HP, - 40 EN, +0 Speed
Steelix: -11 EN, not asleep

I'm not sure what happened earlier but it looks like things are back online here. Anyways, it looks like Snarguffle is yelling at Ragnarok to use Earthquake, but nothing's happening. It must be because Ragnarok is still sleeping. What a lazy Pokemon. That hiccup on Snarguffle's end gives Greed enough time to use Moonlight and recover a huge chunk of HP. Eventually, Ragnarok wakes up and fires another Rock Slide -- too slow! Greed Detects the attack and dashes out of the way, avoiding it entirely. In his haste to avoid the boulders, though, he ends up right in the path of Ragnarok's next attack: Earthquake. Greed takes the hit full-on. Although Ragnarok's attacks are strong, Greed still won't fight back. Instead he retreats, converting more Moonlight into valuable HP. In the end, Greed emerges from this round with far more HP than he began with; a rare occurrence for a Pokemon battle. Also, Greed seems to have gotten used to navigating the pile of boulders left over from last round's Rock Slide. Because of this, his Speed stat has returned to normal.

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 71
EN: 32
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 43
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: +1 CC​

This round's layout:
Vanillish Wafer orders
Snarguffle orders
I sweep a dirt road​

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"You're looking fatigued after putting all that effort in for nothing."

Will-O-Wisp > Chill > Chill
(ONCE) IF Rock Tomb A2 or A3 THEN Detect

 

[Snarguffle]

Ragnarok
Chill - Chill - Rock Polish

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 11​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 71
EN: 32
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 43
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: +1 CC​

Idyllic Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
A1

Sableye used Will-O-Wisp!
Hit chance = 85/100 (rolled 80/100): HIT
Steelix is Burned!
-7 EN

Steelix used Chill!
+12 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

A2

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Steelix used Chill!
+12 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

A3

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Steelix used Rock Polish!
Steelix's Speed was raised sharply (Speed +2 stages; Speed * 2.5 = 75 Speed)!
-7 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

TL;DR
Sableye: +17 EN
Steelix: -6 HP, +17 EN, +2 Speed, Burned

Greed's Will-o-Wisp lands successfully, meaning Ragnarok is once again Burned. After that, both Pokemon Chill twice. Just before the round ends, though, Ragnarok Polishes himself off. His new, aerodynamic body shape reduces drag, allowing Ragnarok to outspeed Greed for at least a couple rounds.

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 71
EN: 49
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 94
EN: 60
Stats: 4/9/1/3/75/7/8
Status: Burned, Speed +2, +1 CC​

This round's sequence:
Snarguffle orders
Vanillish Wafer orders
I ref​

 

[Snarguffle]

Ragnarok
Chill - Rest - Sleep Talk
IF Greed is to use Taunt AND you are not asleep THEN use Dig and push back actions.
Sleep Talk Moves: Dig, Earthquake, Rock Tomb, Heavy Slam

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"Oohoohoo! I've got a good idea now."
Taunt > Chill > Moonlight

 

[nightblitz42]

Round Smogon is inexplicably murdering my formatting 12​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 71
EN: 49
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 94
EN: 60
Stats: 4/9/1/3/75/7/8
Status: Burned, Speed +2, +1 CC​

Invigorating Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
Sleep Talk move-selection roll: Dig = 1/4, Earthquake = 2/4, Rock Tomb = 3/4, Heavy Slam = 4/4
Sableye still doesn't have Prankster if that's what you're going for
A1
Steelix used Dig!
Steelix burrowed underground!
-6 EN

Sableye used Taunt!
Steelix is underground, so it can't see Sableye!
-10 EN

Steelix used Dig!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 16/16): NO
Damage = ( 8 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 3 ) = 9.5 Damage
-4 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

A2

Steelix used Rest!
+12 HP +8 HP (Maximum HP achieved)
Steelix is no longer Burned!
Steelix is Asleep (3)!
-15 EN

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Steelix is fast asleep!
Sleep stage -1: Asleep (2)
A3

Steelix is Asleep!
Steelix used Sleep Talk!
Move selection (rolled 1/4): Steelix used Dig!
Steelix burrowed underground!
Steelix resurfaced instantly!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 5/16): NO
Damage = ( 8 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 ) = 12.5 Damage
Energy cost = ( 3 + 10 ) = -13 EN

Sableye used Moonlight!
+25 HP
Energy cost = [ 6 + ( 90 / 10 ) ] = -15 EN

Steelix is fast asleep!
Sleep stage -1: Asleep (1)

Post-Round:
Steelix's Speed decays -1 stage: Speed +1 = ( 30 * 1.75 ) = 53 Speed
TL;DR
Sableye: +3 HP, -13 EN
Steelix: +6 HP, -38 EN, Speed at +1, Not Burned, Asleep (1)

Greed flips off an underground rock snake for no apparent reason. Then, both combatants gain some HP. Also Ragnarok manages to Dig while asleep, which is pretty impressive. It's worth noting that Ragnarok's rocks seem a bit more rough than they were after he polished them last round, so his speed decreased a little bit.

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 74
EN: 36
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC​

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 22
Stats: 4/9/1/3/53/7/8
Status: Asleep (1), Speed +1, +1 CC​

This round's substance:
Vanillish Wafer orders
Snarguffle orders
I probably get yelled at for missing something (I feel like Greed did something I didn't catch onto)​

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"You're not supposed to catch on yet! My sure kill strategy is a surprise!"

Chill > Taunt > Chill
IF Ragnarok is under the effect of a D/E move A2 THEN Chill A2 and Taunt A3
IF the previous sub has activated AND Ragnarok is under the effects of a D/E move A3 THEN Chill

 

[Snarguffle]

"...Shoot."

Ragnarok
Sleep Talk - Chill - Rock Tomb
Sleep Talk Moves: Dig, Earthquake, Rock Tomb, Heavy Slam

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 13​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 74
EN: 36
Stats: 3/3/3/4/43/1/2
Status: -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 22
Stats: 4/9/1/3/53/7/8
Status: Asleep (1), Speed +1, +1 CC​

Incisive Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
Sleep Talk move-selection roll: Dig = 1/4, Earthquake = 2/4, Rock Tomb = 3/4, Heavy Slam = 4/4
A1

Ragnarok is Asleep!
Ragnarok used Sleep Talk!
Move selection (rolled 3/4): Ragnarok used Rock Tomb!
Hit chance = ( 95 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 7/16): NO
Damage = ( 6 + 6 - 4.5 ) = 7.5 Damage
Sableye's Speed was lowered -1 Stage ( Speed / 1.75 = 25 Speed )
Energy cost = ( 3 + 4 + 4 ) = -11 EN

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Ragnarok is fast asleep!
Sleep -1 stage: Asleep (0)
A2

Ragnarok woke up!
Ragnarok used Chill!
+12 EN

Sableye used Taunt!
Steelix fell for the Taunt!
Steelix is Taunted (6a)!
-10 EN

A3

Ragnarok used Rock Tomb!
Hit chance = ( 95 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 15/16): NO
Damage = ( 6 + 6 - 4.5 ) = 7.5 Damage
Sableye's speed was lowered -1 stage ( Speed / 2.5 = 17 Speed )
-4 EN
Steelix's Taunt decayed -1 action [Taunted (5a)]

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Post-Round
Steelix's Speed boost decays -1 stage, returning to Speed +0.
TL;DR
Sableye: -15 HP, +14 EN, Speed -2
Steelix: -3 EN, not Asleep, Taunted (5a), Speed +0

Ragnarok continues to writhe in his sleep, inadvertantly sending a volley of Rocks crashing towards Greed. Of course, this is the second time in a row Ragnarok has used his Sleep Talk, and so he seems to be tiring himself out. Meanwhile, Greed Chills, giving Ragnarok enough time to wake up. At this point, Ragnarok is far too tired to attack any more, so he Chills to regain some much-needed EN. Suddenly, Greed begins Taunting him with rude gestures and vicious insults. That doesn't seem to go over too well with Ragnarok, who roars with disgust and pummels Greed with even more boulders. Greed can barely move with all these stones across the battlefield, so he just Chills instead.
Greed's Taunt may prove to be decisive; unable to Chill, Ragnarok has no way to recover his lost EN for a whole five actions.

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 59
EN: 50
Stats: 3/3/3/4/17/1/2
Status: -2 Speed, -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 19
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: Taunted (5a), +1 CC​

This round's chronology:
Snarguffle avenges Ragnarok's hurt pride
Vanillish Wafer probably chills or something, idk
I ref​