We return once more to the land called Shoddy, where that little Oddish, still green in hue,
Continues contentedly frolicking by the lakeside, all day and night, but with friends anew:
A noble steed with a blazing mane,
A spirit lost, alone, in pain,
A spinning-top whose legs do flail,
A vulpine creature with leafy tail,
A gentle soul, an ocean ride,
A magnetic chap, his nose a guide.
Alas their peace was torn asunder, by dark storm clouds and rolling thunder,
As Squabbles, like a wrathful god, charged our heroes with his own wicked squad:
A warrior more leg than arm,
A brutish ape intent on harm,
A steely bell, its task to wall,
A rampaging tyrant feared by all,
A night scarecrow, the desert dread,
A violent beast of iron head.
The stage is set, the battle will rages, a tale to be told throughout the ages,
The outcome? Well, wait and see, as the battle is begun in the land called Shoddy ...
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
The following pokemon were using Lefties: Banette, Hitmontop, Leafeon, Lapras, Probopass, Vigoroth, Tyranitar, Rampardos. Leftovers recovery has been omitted throughout this text.
Squabbles sent out Hitmonlee.
Shiny Oddish sent out Rapidash.
The pretty fire pony vs. the long legged … thing. Hmm. Well Rapidash is faster (assuming Lee is not Choice Scarfed) and has both Hypnosis and Will-O-Wisp. However Hitmonlee is probably Choice Banded and will likely KO the unicorn if either of the status moves fail … so lets hope he goes for a STABbed fighting attack …
Shiny Oddish switched in Banette.
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It doesn't affect Banette...
Squabbles switched in Vigoroth.
Banette used Screech.
Vigoroth's defence was harshly lowered.
I have no idea what Slaking Jr. can do … does it learn Shadow Claw? Will the gimp themed doll survive an attack? Doubtful so here goes nothing …
Banette used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Vigoroth used Encore.
Banette got an encore.
Wasn’t expecting that …
Shiny Oddish switched in Hitmontop.
Hitmontop's intimidate cut Vigoroth's attack!
Vigoroth used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hitmontop lost 31% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Either good prediction on Squabbles part or sheer luck. You’ll have to ask him.
Squabbles switched in Bronzong.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Bronzong...
I hate Bronzong … the only thing on my team that really stands at chance of killing it is Rapidash, unfortunately most carry Earthquake so switching it in is not an option. Fortunately most Bronzong also carry Hypnosis so …
Shiny Oddish switched in Banette.
Bronzong used Trick Room.
Bronzong twisted the dimensions!
Trick Room is not good for my time … still I’ve got Banette in, now its just a question of what I can actually do to the big lump of metal, with it.
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Bronzong's attack missed!
Banette used Screech.
Bronzong's defence was harshly lowered.
Hypnosis didn’t miss. My Banette is a good old fashioned Insomniac.
Bronzong used Gyro Ball.
Banette lost 70% of its health.
Banette used Screech.
Bronzong's defence was harshly lowered.
Well Banette may die, but at least Bronzong will be softened up for a revenge kill.
Banette used Shadow Sneak.
A critical hit!
Bronzong lost 100% of its health.
Squabbles's Bronzong fainted.
6-5 (Shiny Oddish)
Erm … wow! I don’t think either of us were expecting that outcome.
Squabbles switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! -> remains for the rest of the game.
Tyranitar used Substitute!
Banette used Screech.
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
Ok time to get Banette out of there.
Shiny Oddish switched in Hitmontop.
Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Tyranitar used Crunch.
Hitmontop lost 32% of its health.
Hitmontop's defence was lowered.
Hitmontop used Close Combat.
The substitute took damage for Tyranitar!
Hitmontop's defence was lowered, Hitmontop's special defence was lowered.
Squabbles switched in Hitmonlee
Hitmontop used Mach Punch.
Hitmonlee lost 30% of its health.
Guess he didn’t want to risk not KOing me with Tyranitar exposed. Still I have problems, at this point I think Lee is CB’d he knows that I switched to Banette last time, so I think he might try a different move unfortunately Hitmonlee learns a move that can KO most of my team , unfortunately given all of the two defence drops its doubtful that Top will survive an attack. Oh well, at least it will be locked into a move allowing me to switch something in safely.
Hitmonlee used Bulk Up.
Hitmonlee's attack was raised.
Hitmonlee's defence was raised.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
Hitmonlee was badly poisoned!
Well that was unexpected … still at least I’ve poisoned him, just have to hope he doesn’t have a cleric. Unfortunately he’s not locked into a move … and I still have no idea what item it is using.
Hitmontop used Mach Punch.
Hitmonlee lost 19% of its health.
Hitmonlee used Blaze Kick.
Hitmontop lost 49% of its health.
Shiny Oddish's Hitmontop fainted.
Hitmonlee lost 10% of its health.
5-5
So it's Life Orb … still between the SS, Poison and LO it won’t last long especially if …
Shiny Oddish switched in Banette.
Squabbles: holy shit its you oddish!
Squabbles: fiend!
Banette used Shadow Sneak.
Hitmonlee lost 3% of its health.
Squabbles's Hitmonlee fainted.
Shiny Oddish: ?
5-4 (Shiny Oddish)
I’m still not sure how Squabbles had failed to notice who he was battling, particularly when I am, as far as I know the only Oddish of any description to frequent Shoddy, and certainly the only one to play ladder matches with UU(ish) pokemon.
Squabbles switched in Cacturne.
Squabbles: i didint know it was you
Banette used Screech.
Cacturne's defence was harshly lowered.
Cacturne used Swords Dance.
Cacturne's attack was sharply raised.
Time for the Sucker Punch related mind games …
Cacturne used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Banette used Screech.
Cacturne's defence was harshly lowered.
Well Banette’s almost dead and his next attack will kill it, so here’s hoping for some more Shadow Sneak related hax …
Banette used Shadow Sneak.
It's not very effective...
Cacturne lost 50% of its health.
Cacturne used Seed Bomb.
Banette lost 42% of its health.
Shiny Oddish's Banette fainted.
4-4
Shiny Oddish switched in Rapidash.
Cacturne used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Rapidash used Hypnosis.
Cacturne fell asleep!
Haha!
Cacturne is fast asleep!
Rapidash used Megahorn.
Rapidash's attack missed!
D’oh!
Cacturne woke up!
Cacturne used Sucker Punch.
Rapidash lost 87% of its health.
Shiny Oddish's Rapidash fainted.
3-4 (Squabbles)
Typical! >_>
Squabbles: :P
Shiny Oddish switched in Leafeon.
Squabbles: i love battling you dude we always have close ones
Cacturne used Seed Bomb.
It's not very effective...
Leafeon lost 41% of its health.
Leafeon used Roar.
Squabbles switched in Tyranitar.
Well Tyranitar will hopefully run away screaming like a little girl …
Squabbles switched in Vigoroth.
Leafeon used Swords Dance.
Leafeon's attack was sharply raised.
Well we know it knows AA, but I think Leafeon is faster and has a chance of KOing it with Leaf Blade …
Vigoroth used Encore.
Leafeon got an encore!
Leafeon used Swords Dance.
Looks like I was wrong. Still my next poke can take a hit or two if necessary ...
Shiny Oddish switched in Lapras.
Vigoroth used Aerial Ace.
Lapras lost 18% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Vigoroth used Return.
Lapras lost 49% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Lapras used Substitute.
Lapras lost 25% of its health.
Lapras made a substitute!
Vigoroth used Encore.
Lapras got an encore!
Lapras used Substitute.
Stupid Encore. Stupid me for not guessing that's what he'd do. Plus I still don’t know what its final move, and Lapras will get slaughtered if I leave it in … here’s hoping its not a Fighting or Ground type attack.
Shiny Oddish switched in Probopass .
Vigoroth used Return.
It's not very effective...
Probopass lost 10% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Vigoroth used Slack Off.
Vigoroth restored 50% of its health.
Probopass used Earth Power.
Vigoroth lost 37% of its health.
Squabbles: nick name him the tingler
Squabbles: cause he cant hit anyone hard
Vigoroth used Slack Off.
Vigoroth restored 50% of its health.
Probopass used Hidden Power.
Vigoroth lost 30% of its health.
How very dare he insult Probopass …
Vigoroth used Slack Off.
Vigoroth restored 50% of its health.
Probopass used Earth Power.
Vigoroth lost 44% of its health.
Squabbles switched in Cacturne.
Probopass used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Cacturne lost 17% of its health.
Probopass used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Cacturne lost 33% of its health.
Squabbles's Cacturne fainted.
3-3
Vengance is Probopass's !!!!!
Squabbles switched in Rampardos.
Probopass used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
Rampardos lost 52% of its health.
Rampardos used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Probopass lost 100% of its health
Shiny Oddish's Probopass fainted.
2-3 (Squabbles)
Or not … its so easy to forget about the SS SpDef boost.
Shiny Oddish switched in Leafeon.
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
It's super effective!
Rampardos lost 54% of its health.
Squabbles's Rampardos fainted.
2-2
I guess he’s going to switch to Vigoroth … is Leafeon bulky enough to take a hit?
Squabbles switched in Vigoroth.
Vigoroth used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Leafeon lost 36% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
Vigoroth lost 35% of its health.
Squabbles's Vigoroth fainted.
2-1 (Shiny Oddish)
Looks like she is …
Squabbles switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Squabbles: cripes
Squabbles: gg
Shiny Oddish: gg
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 67% of its health.
Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Tyranitar's attack was raised.
Tyranitar's speed was raised.
Hmm … this could go either way.
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 39% of its health.
Squabbles's Tyranitar fainted.
Shiny Oddish wins!
*almost passes out in sheer disbelief*
Squabbles: how fast is she
Squabbles: base?
Shiny Oddish: 90 / 95
Squabbles: hmm faster then i thought
Squabbles: gg oddish
Shiny Oddish: gg
Yay for …
Banette for taking out Bronzong
Leafeon for being a bulky little bugger.
Boo to …
Lapras it usually more of a monster.
The following warstory was given an Ae rating (it was approved Aeolus), for its scenes of haxy pokemon related violence and brief poke nudity.
Continues contentedly frolicking by the lakeside, all day and night, but with friends anew:
A noble steed with a blazing mane,
A spirit lost, alone, in pain,
A spinning-top whose legs do flail,
A vulpine creature with leafy tail,
A gentle soul, an ocean ride,
A magnetic chap, his nose a guide.
Alas their peace was torn asunder, by dark storm clouds and rolling thunder,
As Squabbles, like a wrathful god, charged our heroes with his own wicked squad:
A warrior more leg than arm,
A brutish ape intent on harm,
A steely bell, its task to wall,
A rampaging tyrant feared by all,
A night scarecrow, the desert dread,
A violent beast of iron head.
The stage is set, the battle will rages, a tale to be told throughout the ages,
The outcome? Well, wait and see, as the battle is begun in the land called Shoddy ...
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
The following pokemon were using Lefties: Banette, Hitmontop, Leafeon, Lapras, Probopass, Vigoroth, Tyranitar, Rampardos. Leftovers recovery has been omitted throughout this text.
Squabbles sent out Hitmonlee.
Shiny Oddish sent out Rapidash.
The pretty fire pony vs. the long legged … thing. Hmm. Well Rapidash is faster (assuming Lee is not Choice Scarfed) and has both Hypnosis and Will-O-Wisp. However Hitmonlee is probably Choice Banded and will likely KO the unicorn if either of the status moves fail … so lets hope he goes for a STABbed fighting attack …
Shiny Oddish switched in Banette.
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It doesn't affect Banette...
Squabbles switched in Vigoroth.
Banette used Screech.
Vigoroth's defence was harshly lowered.
I have no idea what Slaking Jr. can do … does it learn Shadow Claw? Will the gimp themed doll survive an attack? Doubtful so here goes nothing …
Banette used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Vigoroth used Encore.
Banette got an encore.
Wasn’t expecting that …
Shiny Oddish switched in Hitmontop.
Hitmontop's intimidate cut Vigoroth's attack!
Vigoroth used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hitmontop lost 31% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Either good prediction on Squabbles part or sheer luck. You’ll have to ask him.
Squabbles switched in Bronzong.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Bronzong...
I hate Bronzong … the only thing on my team that really stands at chance of killing it is Rapidash, unfortunately most carry Earthquake so switching it in is not an option. Fortunately most Bronzong also carry Hypnosis so …
Shiny Oddish switched in Banette.
Bronzong used Trick Room.
Bronzong twisted the dimensions!
Trick Room is not good for my time … still I’ve got Banette in, now its just a question of what I can actually do to the big lump of metal, with it.
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Bronzong's attack missed!
Banette used Screech.
Bronzong's defence was harshly lowered.
Hypnosis didn’t miss. My Banette is a good old fashioned Insomniac.
Bronzong used Gyro Ball.
Banette lost 70% of its health.
Banette used Screech.
Bronzong's defence was harshly lowered.
Well Banette may die, but at least Bronzong will be softened up for a revenge kill.
Banette used Shadow Sneak.
A critical hit!
Bronzong lost 100% of its health.
Squabbles's Bronzong fainted.
6-5 (Shiny Oddish)
Erm … wow! I don’t think either of us were expecting that outcome.
Squabbles switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! -> remains for the rest of the game.
Tyranitar used Substitute!
Banette used Screech.
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
Ok time to get Banette out of there.
Shiny Oddish switched in Hitmontop.
Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Tyranitar used Crunch.
Hitmontop lost 32% of its health.
Hitmontop's defence was lowered.
Hitmontop used Close Combat.
The substitute took damage for Tyranitar!
Hitmontop's defence was lowered, Hitmontop's special defence was lowered.
Squabbles switched in Hitmonlee
Hitmontop used Mach Punch.
Hitmonlee lost 30% of its health.
Guess he didn’t want to risk not KOing me with Tyranitar exposed. Still I have problems, at this point I think Lee is CB’d he knows that I switched to Banette last time, so I think he might try a different move unfortunately Hitmonlee learns a move that can KO most of my team , unfortunately given all of the two defence drops its doubtful that Top will survive an attack. Oh well, at least it will be locked into a move allowing me to switch something in safely.
Hitmonlee used Bulk Up.
Hitmonlee's attack was raised.
Hitmonlee's defence was raised.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
Hitmonlee was badly poisoned!
Well that was unexpected … still at least I’ve poisoned him, just have to hope he doesn’t have a cleric. Unfortunately he’s not locked into a move … and I still have no idea what item it is using.
Hitmontop used Mach Punch.
Hitmonlee lost 19% of its health.
Hitmonlee used Blaze Kick.
Hitmontop lost 49% of its health.
Shiny Oddish's Hitmontop fainted.
Hitmonlee lost 10% of its health.
5-5
So it's Life Orb … still between the SS, Poison and LO it won’t last long especially if …
Shiny Oddish switched in Banette.
Squabbles: holy shit its you oddish!
Squabbles: fiend!
Banette used Shadow Sneak.
Hitmonlee lost 3% of its health.
Squabbles's Hitmonlee fainted.
Shiny Oddish: ?
5-4 (Shiny Oddish)
I’m still not sure how Squabbles had failed to notice who he was battling, particularly when I am, as far as I know the only Oddish of any description to frequent Shoddy, and certainly the only one to play ladder matches with UU(ish) pokemon.
Squabbles switched in Cacturne.
Squabbles: i didint know it was you
Banette used Screech.
Cacturne's defence was harshly lowered.
Cacturne used Swords Dance.
Cacturne's attack was sharply raised.
Time for the Sucker Punch related mind games …
Cacturne used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Banette used Screech.
Cacturne's defence was harshly lowered.
Well Banette’s almost dead and his next attack will kill it, so here’s hoping for some more Shadow Sneak related hax …
Banette used Shadow Sneak.
It's not very effective...
Cacturne lost 50% of its health.
Cacturne used Seed Bomb.
Banette lost 42% of its health.
Shiny Oddish's Banette fainted.
4-4
Shiny Oddish switched in Rapidash.
Cacturne used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Rapidash used Hypnosis.
Cacturne fell asleep!
Haha!
Cacturne is fast asleep!
Rapidash used Megahorn.
Rapidash's attack missed!
D’oh!
Cacturne woke up!
Cacturne used Sucker Punch.
Rapidash lost 87% of its health.
Shiny Oddish's Rapidash fainted.
3-4 (Squabbles)
Typical! >_>
Squabbles: :P
Shiny Oddish switched in Leafeon.
Squabbles: i love battling you dude we always have close ones
Cacturne used Seed Bomb.
It's not very effective...
Leafeon lost 41% of its health.
Leafeon used Roar.
Squabbles switched in Tyranitar.
Well Tyranitar will hopefully run away screaming like a little girl …
Squabbles switched in Vigoroth.
Leafeon used Swords Dance.
Leafeon's attack was sharply raised.
Well we know it knows AA, but I think Leafeon is faster and has a chance of KOing it with Leaf Blade …
Vigoroth used Encore.
Leafeon got an encore!
Leafeon used Swords Dance.
Looks like I was wrong. Still my next poke can take a hit or two if necessary ...
Shiny Oddish switched in Lapras.
Vigoroth used Aerial Ace.
Lapras lost 18% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Vigoroth used Return.
Lapras lost 49% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Lapras used Substitute.
Lapras lost 25% of its health.
Lapras made a substitute!
Vigoroth used Encore.
Lapras got an encore!
Lapras used Substitute.
Stupid Encore. Stupid me for not guessing that's what he'd do. Plus I still don’t know what its final move, and Lapras will get slaughtered if I leave it in … here’s hoping its not a Fighting or Ground type attack.
Shiny Oddish switched in Probopass .
Vigoroth used Return.
It's not very effective...
Probopass lost 10% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Vigoroth used Slack Off.
Vigoroth restored 50% of its health.
Probopass used Earth Power.
Vigoroth lost 37% of its health.
Squabbles: nick name him the tingler
Squabbles: cause he cant hit anyone hard
Vigoroth used Slack Off.
Vigoroth restored 50% of its health.
Probopass used Hidden Power.
Vigoroth lost 30% of its health.
How very dare he insult Probopass …
Vigoroth used Slack Off.
Vigoroth restored 50% of its health.
Probopass used Earth Power.
Vigoroth lost 44% of its health.
Squabbles switched in Cacturne.
Probopass used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Cacturne lost 17% of its health.
Probopass used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Cacturne lost 33% of its health.
Squabbles's Cacturne fainted.
3-3
Vengance is Probopass's !!!!!
Squabbles switched in Rampardos.
Probopass used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
Rampardos lost 52% of its health.
Rampardos used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Probopass lost 100% of its health
Shiny Oddish's Probopass fainted.
2-3 (Squabbles)
Or not … its so easy to forget about the SS SpDef boost.
Shiny Oddish switched in Leafeon.
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
It's super effective!
Rampardos lost 54% of its health.
Squabbles's Rampardos fainted.
2-2
I guess he’s going to switch to Vigoroth … is Leafeon bulky enough to take a hit?
Squabbles switched in Vigoroth.
Vigoroth used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Leafeon lost 36% of its health.
Vigoroth lost 10% of its health.
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
Vigoroth lost 35% of its health.
Squabbles's Vigoroth fainted.
2-1 (Shiny Oddish)
Looks like she is …
Squabbles switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Squabbles: cripes
Squabbles: gg
Shiny Oddish: gg
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 67% of its health.
Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Tyranitar's attack was raised.
Tyranitar's speed was raised.
Hmm … this could go either way.
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 39% of its health.
Squabbles's Tyranitar fainted.
Shiny Oddish wins!
*almost passes out in sheer disbelief*
Squabbles: how fast is she
Squabbles: base?
Shiny Oddish: 90 / 95
Squabbles: hmm faster then i thought
Squabbles: gg oddish
Shiny Oddish: gg
Yay for …
Banette for taking out Bronzong
Leafeon for being a bulky little bugger.
Boo to …
Lapras it usually more of a monster.
The following warstory was given an Ae rating (it was approved Aeolus), for its scenes of haxy pokemon related violence and brief poke nudity.
