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Listen, King Serperior already has 35 CC to buy things with. Don't you think that's a bit much?
SoS, on the other hand, has only 5 CC, I have 15, and so does Leethoof.
I think one of us three should get the sponsors instead.
Scumbag Yarnus: Complains that KS has too much CC. AFTER GIVING HIM SOME HIMSELF.
1. Go hang your head in shame... Or just change who you're sponsoring
2. Even though KS has actually already graciously donated some CC, I will only accept after the sponsoring period is over
3. Sponsoring will be open until 10 PM EST tomorrow, as I'm having fun with this.
I wonder how different these actions would be if it wasn't for that goddamn Perish Song....
Oh, and I buy... A Sticky Bomb and a Bullseye!
Essentially, a super-powered Sticky Barb. The Sticky Bomb will start on a random battler, chosen by RNG, and can be passed from battler to battler through the use of contact moves. At the end of every action, it deals 4 DMG per action at the end of the action to whoever is holding it. At the end of every round, the bomb will explode, dealing 8 DMG. However, the Sticky Bomb somehow comes back after it explodes, and will begin on the poke it last blew up on. If the holder faints, it will come back on the next Pokemon that user sends out. The Sticky Bomb can be held even if a Pokemon is already holding an item.
The Bullseye is the super-powered Ring Target. The Pokemon that will hold it will also be chosen by RNG. As well as getting rid of type immunities, the Bullseye guarantees that every move used against the target will not only hit, but score a critical hit as well. Like the Sticky Bomb, The Bullseye can be passed from Pokemon to Pokemon through contact attacks, and will pass on to the next Pokemon a user sends out if the Pokemon holding it faints.
And yes, just so we're clear, these items will be in the battle for the rest of the melee, because fuck you, that's why.
SoS purchases a Super Potion!
Leethoof purchases a Super Potion and a Pecha Berry!
Yarnus purchases 2 Super Potions!
KS purchases a Life Orb, a Lum Berry, and a Super Potion, and uses them all!
Action 1
Flamethrower -> Goku (7 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 9 = no crit
RNG roll (to burn) 87 = no burn
(10+(5-2)1.5)(1.5) = 21.75 DMG
Aura Sphere -> Moo (6 EN, 2 HP)
RNG roll (To crit) 7 = no crit
(12+3+(4-3)1.5)(1.5) = 24.75 DMG
RNG roll (for para, <=10 para) 31 = no para
Stun Spore -> Elphaba (6 EN)
RNG roll (to hit) 57 = hit
Elphaba was paralyzed! (25%)
RNG roll (for para) 21 = no para
Body Slam combo -> Mangroovy ((7+11)1.75) -1 = 31 EN
RNG roll (to crit) Bullseye = crit
((8x2.25)+3+3+(4-3)1.5) = 25.5 DMG
RNG roll (for full para, <=25 para) 37 = no para
Elphaba flew up high! (10 EN)
Fly -> Mangroovy
But there was no target...
Moo's Perish Count fell to 1! Moo fainted!
RNG roll (for arena) 18 = ASB Arena
As several silver parachutes flew down from god-knows-where unto the battlefield, most of the battlers pocket the various goods (read: Super Potions, Super Potions, more fucking Super Potions... and a Pecha Berry) they got, while Goku decides that, with so little help left, and his life is not going to end shortly due to Perish Song, he picks up everything KS has given to him, a Super Potion, a Lum Berry, and a shiny new Life Orb! Then, another parachute drops down on Mangroovy, but when he opens it up, both the Sticky Bomb and the Bullseye latch onto him! Guess the RNG hates someone!
Elphaba makes the first move after inspecting her gifts by sending a giant pillar of flame at Goku, roasting him on the spot, and dealing quite a bit of damage! However, Goku is still able to stand tall, and he creates a giant ball of aura, and flings it straight at Moo, almost breaking her out of the concentration she's building up for a combo! Mangroovy, seemingly unaware of how to get rid of his burdens, flings some stunning powder at Elphaba, and she seems to be grounded on the spot, paralyzed! Moo, who has been idly sitting this entire round, jumps up high in the air and slams right down on Mangroovy, not paralyzing him but landing straight on the Bullseye, automatically scoring a critical hit, practically taking Mangroovy out of the match there. To add salt to the wound, as soon as Mangroovy is able to stand up, the Sticky Bomb digs into his skin, knocking him right back down! My question is... A FREAKING SALAMENCE WAS JUST SENT OUT, ITS AT FULL HP, AND YOU GUYS ARE ATTACKING THE POKES WHO ARE GOING TO DIE OF PERISH SONG AT THE END OF THE ROUND ANYWAY. WHY?!? /rant
Ummm... yeah, the battle. While Moo just sits back in recovery from that massive assault, Goku cloaks his hand in a sheet of ice, and punches Mangroovy right where the Bullseye is hanging, hitting Mangroovy in exactly the right place! As the overgrown Venus fly trap collapses to the ground, it is clear that it can no longer battle! He has fainted! Elphaba, apparently before noticing that Mangroovy is gone, soars up to the sky and crashes down on his fainted body, but its just a complete waste of energy! Suddenly, the last chords of Heavy Artillery's Perish Song are heard all around the arena, and Moo just drops down, fainted!
The two remaining Pokemon are then transported to.... the ASB arena. That's right folks! We're back where we began. No tricks up my sleeve (besides the pre-existing ones), no secrets to hide, just the plain old arena we know and love.
Post-Round stats: King Serperior:
Goku @ Life Orb
HP: 22
EN: 70
Yarnus of Bethany: @ 2 Super Potions
Moo!
HP: KO
EN: KO
Leethoof: @ Super Potion, Pecha Berry
Mangroovy @ Occa Berry, Sticky Bomb, The Bullseye
HP: -14
EN: KO
1 KOC
Son_of_Shadoo: @ Super Potion
Elphaba
HP: 100
EN: 83
Paralyzed (20%)
Yarnus and Leethoof will either PM me or post their new mon here, then send your actions as normal.
Also, Leethoof, remember that your poke is still carrying the Sticky Bomb and the Bullseye in addition to the item you give it.
Sooo....why did you all target me exactly? I don't recall ordering Rage Powder (though I do have it :p ) Also, now its time for the REAL Moo to come out!
Three Miltanks. In one battle. Yes, this is really fucking happening.
Pre-Round stats: King Serperior:
Goku @ Life Orb
HP: 22
EN: 70
Yarnus of Bethany: @ 2 Super Potions
->
Plop @ Metal Powder
HP: 90
EN: 100
Leethoof: @ Super Potion, Pecha Berry
Moo @ Sticky Bomb, The Bullseye
HP: 100
EN: 100
Son_of_Shadoo: @ Super Potion
Elphaba
HP: 100
EN: 83
Paralyzed (20%)
RNG roll (for Speed ties, <=50 Plop first) 78, 86 = Moo first both actions
Action 1
Goku used Endure! (15 EN)
Goku brace himself!
RNG roll (for para, <=20 para) 79 = no para
Elphaba used Protect! (7 EN)
Brick Break -> Plop (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 5 = no crit
(8-3+(4-5)1.5)(1.5) = 5.25 DMG
The Sticky Bomb and Bullseye was passed to Plop!
Brick Break -> Goku (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 12 = no crit
(8+(4-3)1.5)(1.5) = 14.25 DMG
The Sticky Bomb and Bullseye was passed to Goku!
Sticky Bomb -> Goku (4 DMG)
Action 2
Stealth Rock -> All but Leethoof (12 EN)
Stealth Rock -> Leethoof (12 EN)
Thank god Stealth Rock can't stack....
Ice Punch -> Elphaba (6 EN, 2 HP)
RNG roll (to crit) 7 = no crit
RNG roll (to freeze, <=10 freeze) 32 = no freeze
(11+(5-2)1.5)(2.25) = 34.875 DMG
The Sticky Bomb and Bullseye was passed to Elphaba!
RNG roll (for full para) 79 = no para
Flamethrower -> Plop (7 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 10 = no crit
RNG roll (to burn) 81 = no burn
(10-1+(5-5)1.5)(.67) = 6 DMG
Sticky Bomb -> Elphaba (8 DMG)
RNG roll (for arena) 9 = Star Wars
As Goku realizes that this may be his last round alive, he begins to brace himself for any incoming damage, and it appears that Elphaba seems to have the same idea, saying as she decides to put up a barrier, blocking all damage that's coming to her! However, the first attack of this round isn't to either of them, as the real Moo rushes up to Plop and delivers a mighty Brick Break, but it doesn't make much of a dent due to that overly broken Metal Powder! However, it appears that damage might not have been Moo's goal after all, as she passed both the Sticky Bomb and The Bullseye to the Ditto! Unfortunately for Leethoof, however, Plop was already setting her sights on Goku, and she passes the two items off again with a Brick Break of her own! However, the Lucario stands firm, despite the damage he took from items and the Sticky Bomb!
Suddenly remembering that hazards target everyone in a melee, Moo throws up rocks all over the arena, and you can almost see Bane and Carona squirm in their Poké Balls just thinking about it! Although, Leethoof won't keep his immunity from the rocks much longer, as Plop throws up some rocks of her own! Goku, seeing that this might be his last chance, cloaks his fist in ice and smashes Elphaba over the head, not only causing massive damage, but getting rid of the two deadly items as well! As Elphaba reels back, she proceeds to warm herself up by shooting out a giant pillar of flames at Plop, who seems to practically absorb the damage!
As King Serperior continues to rage about how we still haven't had a Walking Dead-themed arena, we are transported to...
Located in the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy is a small little cantina, home to an alien jazz band (who apparently only knows one freaking song), and, of course, random acts of violence. Every action, two battlers will be RNG'd to take place in a gun fight. From that roll, another RNG roll be taken, the winner of that role gains the badassery of Han Solo, and the loser of that roll takes a flat 20 DMG, as Han always shots first. ALWAYS. Furthermore, unless you want to be beaten senseless by everyone in the cantina (which translates as in instant KO), I suggest NOT using seismic moves.
Post-Round stats King Serperior:
Goku @ Life Orb
HP: 2
EN: 49
Stealth Rock
Yarnus of Bethany: @ 2 Super Potions
->
Plop @ Metal Powder
HP: 79
EN: 82
Stealth Rock
Leethoof: @ Super Potion, Pecha Berry
Moo
HP: 100
EN: 82
Stealth Rock
Son_of_Shadoo: @ Super Potion
Elphaba @ Sticky Bomb, The Bullseye
HP: 57
EN: 76
Paralyzed (15%)
Stealth Rock