What hand do you write / jack off with

[WaterBomb]

where is the option for those that do not jack off because they have a life?

(I'm right handed)

 

[shade]

yeah guys listen to waterbomb you are all awful people

 

[blarajan]

where is the option for those that do not jack off because they have a life?

(I'm right handed)

Typed with only your left hand, amirite.

 

[Brambane]

I write with my right hand and jack off with my left foot, so idk which option to click

 

[blarajan]

The poll doesn't specify which left appendage you use, Draco. Tobes left it vague for people like you.

 

[faint]

much respect for you right handed people jacking off with your left hand. you're still inferior to purebreds like myself, but you gain the ability to use your right hand for your mouse.

 

[X5Dragon]

No both option? :/

Edit: Just saw Water's post....LOL I'm just jk who mastrubates?

 

[WaterBomb]

marriage is where masturbation goes to die.

Get your kicks in now, kids.

 

[Chou Toshio]

Right Handed, Jack with left-- feels better

Beyond that though-- I feel sorry for all you right-right guys who have to type, search for porn, adjust settings on porn, etc. with the same hand that you jack with. Dividing functions obviously makes the whole experience more enjoyable and efficient.

 

[Zenotwapal]

two pillows
dont need a hand!

 

[Rowan]

Right Handed, Jack with left-- feels better

Beyond that though-- I feel sorry for all you right-right guys who have to type, search for porn, adjust settings on porn, etc. with the same hand that you jack with. Dividing functions obviously makes the whole experience more enjoyable and efficient.

Yeah, it does suck and I have tried going right-left for the reasons you have pointed out, but I'm probably the least ambidextrous person ever and I can never seem to get a good motion with my left. :/

 

[Cherub Agent]

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jacking off is for plebs, im gonna try and maintain a tantric orgasm via meditation

 

[kokoloko]

my phys. ed. teacher in high school once said that jacking with your non-dominant hand was better cause it felt like a hooker was doing it

also i alternate cause i need my right hand obv

 

[Shiny Mew2]

Jacking off with your non-dominant hand feels like getting felt up by a retarded kid tbh

I have special needs too

 

[Tobes]

Hahahahaha

Could an admin make the poll results visible btw please and thank you

 

[Philip7086]

phil please post yours as incompetent tobes made it anonymous

Lmao, I didn't participate in the poll, but since you asked...

Right handed all the way.

Unless you meant a diff Phil...

 

[Every1XplodeNOW]

Writing: Left
Masturbating: 95%-Left 4%-Right 1%-Other

 

[New World Order]

Jacking off with your non-dominant hand makes sense, how else are you supposed to grab your dick and double click?

Your avatar is perfect.

Right Handed, Jack with left-- feels better

Beyond that though-- I feel sorry for all you right-right guys who have to type, search for porn, adjust settings on porn, etc. with the same hand that you jack with. Dividing functions obviously makes the whole experience more enjoyable and efficient.

1. Load everything up beforehand
2. Fap
3. ...
4. Profit!

 

[Adamant Zoroark]

Jacking off with your non-dominant hand makes sense, how else are you supposed to grab your dick and double click?

I'm left-handed but I use my mouse with my right hand.

Thus, it makes sense for me to fap with my dominant hand.

Plus, it feels strange when I try to fap with my right hand, though that's probably because I do it with my left so much.

 

[Bad Ass]

i write with my right hand but i can jerk off ambidextrously

 

[blitzlefan]

dear god this must be the best/funniest thread i have ever stumbled across. FOR SCIENCE!!!

right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right

 

[Empoof]

you just warm up with your left hand when you're getting your shit together.

it isn't that hard, people. Fully righty all the way

also most video players let you use the arrow keys if you really need to move back/forward....

 

[alamaster]

left handed, jack off with the right

we're a rare breed it seems

fuark yea

 

[JimBob]

right hand all the way. I use my left hand for typing and clicking on things when i'm jerking it, instead of jerking with the left hand to keep the right one free. This is because the right hand has the more important responsibilities.

 

[alexwolf]

Jacking off with your non-dominant hand makes sense, how else are you supposed to grab your dick and double click?

Exactly!