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what words simply aren’t real?

one time I was working on a spreadsheet and I saw the word "week" so much that I was absolutely entirely convinced it was spelled wrong. i couldn't possibly fathom how "week" worked phonetically and to this day i still misspell it as "weak" sometimes
 
How Can Words Be Real If Our Ears Aren't Real
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"Inane" bugs me a lot to read but it's rare enough to where it doesn't affect my life. It's fun to use though, but only sparingly.
 
Honestly I don’t actually mind it that much (at least as an adjective), though I think writing is pretty much universally improved when it’s excluded. I make a point of not using it ‘cuz it’s clunky, long and never sounds good.

My main grievance is when it’s used as a noun. It’s pretentious language that only serves to make a sentence vaguer.
 
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“Wrapped separately” says the same thing in two fewer syllables and sounds better
yeah but it changes the lean of the sentence, putting focus on "separately" rather than "wrapped"
"Separately wrapped" doesnt make as much sense and just sounds worse, probably because seperate ends with a vowel
plus it doesnt rly change the focus away from "seperately"
My main grievance is when it’s used as a noun. It’s pretentious language that only serves to make a sentence vaguer.
"certain individuals" has an implication over "certain people" / people, that said people are wrong for some unspecified reason
 
yeah but it changes the lean of the sentence, putting focus on "separately" rather than "wrapped"
"Separately wrapped" doesnt make as much sense and just sounds worse, probably because seperate ends with a vowel
plus it doesnt rly change the focus away from "seperately"
1. Re-read my post. I typed “wrapped separately,” which sounds far better than both “separately wrapped” and “individually wrapped.” It’s just much less clunky.
2. The focus is on “individually” in the phrase “individually wrapped” and I have no clue how you read it as having the focus on “wrapped” lol. Adverbs pretty much always pull emphasis off of the word they’re paired with.
"certain individuals" has an implication over "certain people" / people, that said people are wrong for some unspecified reason
No it doesn’t. There is nothing in the phrase “certain individuals” that comments on the character or status of those whom the sentence refers to—all while stripping them of their humanity in favour of a long, clunky, generic word that could be used refer to fucking anything.

“Individual” (especially as a noun) is one of those words that people only use because they think it makes them sound smarter. In reality, there is lots of research suggesting that people sound more credible/intelligent if long, complex words are avoided in favour of shorter, simpler language. (Suggested reading: Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly)
 
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