Al_Alchemist
Physics and Math \O/
I am so proud of myself for that rhyme.
I want to know what kind of petty, but unique or odd things you do at work. Not necessarily how you fuck with customers or etc., but more so what stupid or interesting things that you do to keep yourself and/or customers entertained.
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For me, I am currently employed as a busser at a somewhat high class Chinese restaurant (award winning chef, table cloths, etc.).
One of my favorite things to do at work is to screw with traditional gender roles or mannerisms, in particular the rule that the guy pays for the girl.
Whenever I hand customers the bill after they're done eating, I always make sure to give it to the person who would be the most uncomfortable with being handed the check, but still within reason and not rude for me to do so (i.e. I don't give bills to kids). Because of society and etc., this tends to be the wife or the youngest female of the table, especially so for couples.
It is simply the funnest because it's amazing how quickly this can turn full stomach smiles into awkward, shocked faces and frowns. Couples tend to be my favorite of the bunch because, one of three things always happens.
1) Both customers will make an awkward face cringe/smile along with a short pause. The female customer then clumsily hands the check to the guy. If it's an asian couple the faces tend to be more exaggerated.
2) The guy will start to panic or get mad at the girl when she tries to pay. A short awkward fight usually happens.
One of my favorite instances of this started when the guy of the table hostilely exclaimed at the girl, "Why did he give you the check?!" to which she responded "What is that supposed to mean" and started scolding him for being sexist. She then payed the entire bill and he started to frown and I nearly accidentally laughed in his face.
3) They split the check appropriately and equally, or the guy lets the girl pay, and I am happy with this :).
I want to know what kind of petty, but unique or odd things you do at work. Not necessarily how you fuck with customers or etc., but more so what stupid or interesting things that you do to keep yourself and/or customers entertained.
--
For me, I am currently employed as a busser at a somewhat high class Chinese restaurant (award winning chef, table cloths, etc.).
One of my favorite things to do at work is to screw with traditional gender roles or mannerisms, in particular the rule that the guy pays for the girl.
Whenever I hand customers the bill after they're done eating, I always make sure to give it to the person who would be the most uncomfortable with being handed the check, but still within reason and not rude for me to do so (i.e. I don't give bills to kids). Because of society and etc., this tends to be the wife or the youngest female of the table, especially so for couples.
It is simply the funnest because it's amazing how quickly this can turn full stomach smiles into awkward, shocked faces and frowns. Couples tend to be my favorite of the bunch because, one of three things always happens.
1) Both customers will make an awkward face cringe/smile along with a short pause. The female customer then clumsily hands the check to the guy. If it's an asian couple the faces tend to be more exaggerated.
2) The guy will start to panic or get mad at the girl when she tries to pay. A short awkward fight usually happens.
One of my favorite instances of this started when the guy of the table hostilely exclaimed at the girl, "Why did he give you the check?!" to which she responded "What is that supposed to mean" and started scolding him for being sexist. She then payed the entire bill and he started to frown and I nearly accidentally laughed in his face.
3) They split the check appropriately and equally, or the guy lets the girl pay, and I am happy with this :).