Completed Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them? They're pair-a-medics!

Team かたわれ時
Spikes - 2 Layers
:sm/lucario:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK
:sm/gardevoir:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK

Team Geodude6
:sm/sableye:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK
:sm/greninja:
HP: 13
EN: 23
Status: OK

:sm/colossoil:
HP: 110
EN: 100
Status: OK

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"Why does most of my comedy revolve around my lack of money? Because my entire life revolves around that!

Anyway, Sableye burns Lucario with a Prankster Will-O-Wisp, and Geodude forgot this was a three-substitution match when Lucario makes like an entire pack of moles."​

All rolls out of 10,000 except where explicitly stated otherwise.

Pre-Round Malarky
Lucario took 12 Damage [Spikes]!

Action 1:

Sableye used Will-O-Wisp!
Hit (<=8500): 1968
Lucario was burned!
-7 EN
Lucario used Double Team [2 Clones]!
-8 EN

Lucario was hurt by it's burn!
-2 HP

Action 2:

Lucario used Dig!
-6 EN
Sableye used Low Kick!
Wheeeeeeee!
-6 EN
Lucario used Dig!
Crit (<=416): 1236
(8 + 1 - 3) = 6 Damage
-5 EN

Lucario was hurt by it's burn!
-2 HP

Action 3:

Lucario used Dig!
-8 EN
Sableye used Brick Break!
Wheeeeeeee!
-6 EN
Lucario used Dig!
Crit (<=416): 1236
(8 + 1 - 3) = 6 Damage
-7 EN

Lucario was hurt by it's burn!
-2 HP

Team かたわれ時
Spikes - 2 Layers
:sm/lucario::sm/lucario::sm/lucario:
HP: 62
EN: 66
Status: Burned, Double Team [2 Clones]
:sm/gardevoir:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK

Team Geodude6
:sm/sableye:
HP: 68
EN: 81
Status: OK
:sm/greninja:
HP: 13
EN: 23
Status: OK

:sm/colossoil:
HP: 110
EN: 100
Status: OK

Order of Actions:
かたわれ時 Orders
Geodude6 Orders
REFEREE​
 
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:lucario:
“The thing with ghosts, is that you can’t see them. Until you can! Yeah that makes a lot of sense there

:sm/lucario:
Foresight ~ Focus Blast ~ Focus Blast
IF
D/E, THEN Aura Sphere + Focus Blast and push back.
IF P/E, THEN Nasty Plot and push back.

Geodude6
 
Team かたわれ時
Spikes - 2 Layers
:sm/lucario::sm/lucario::sm/lucario:
HP: 62
EN: 66
Status: Burned, Double Team [2 Clones]
:sm/gardevoir:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK

Team Geodude6
:sm/sableye:
HP: 68
EN: 81
Status: OK
:sm/greninja:
HP: 13
EN: 23
Status: OK

:sm/colossoil:
HP: 110
EN: 100
Status: OK

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"Man, I forgot that Geodude is actually a scary competent player. Also, wow that's mean - Imprison leads to Lucario failing to make any progress this round, whilst being baited into an extremely daft play."​

All rolls out of 10,000 except where explicitly stated otherwise.

Action 1:

Sableye used Imprison!
Imprisoning Endure, Foresight, and Dig!
-10 EN
Lucario couldn't act!

Lucario was hurt by it's burn!
-2 HP

Action 2:

Lucario used Focus Blast!
Wheeeeeeee!
-7 EN
Sableye used Icy Wind!
Hit (<=9500): 300
Crit (<=416): 5180

(4.5)*2/3 = 3 Damage!
-5 EN

Lucario was hurt by it's burn!
-2 HP

Action 3:

Sableye used Dig!
-6 EN
Sableye used Dig!
Crit (<=416): 4239
(8 + 1)*1.5 = 13.5 ~ 14 Damage
-5 EN
Lucario used Focus Blast + Aura Sphere!
*ahem*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
-26 EN

Lucario was hurt by it's burn!
-2 HP

Team かたわれ時
Spikes - 2 Layers
:sm/lucario:
HP: 42
EN: 33
Status: Burned, Cooling Down
:sm/gardevoir:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK

Team Geodude6
:sm/sableye:
HP: 68
EN: 55
Status: Imprisoning (Dig, Endure, Foresight) [3a]
:sm/greninja:
HP: 13
EN: 23
Status: OK

:sm/colossoil:
HP: 110
EN: 100
Status: OK

Order of Actions:
Geodude6 Orders
かたわれ時 Orders
REFEREE​
 
I keep forgetting Stall exists. Also, I'm pretty sure Lucario should be at -1 speed.

Focus Punch (Stall)~Brick Break (Stall)~Focus Punch (Stall)
IF Lucario has Double Team clones when you would act THEN use Aerial Ace (Stall).
 
Team かたわれ時
Spikes - 2 Layers
:sm/lucario:
HP: 42
EN: 33
Status: Burned, Cooling Down, -1 Speed
:sm/gardevoir:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK

Team Geodude6
:sm/sableye:
HP: 68
EN: 55
Status: Imprisoning (Dig, Endure, Foresight) [3a]
:sm/greninja:
HP: 13
EN: 23
Status: OK

:sm/colossoil:
HP: 110
EN: 100
Status: OK

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"Well. That was a rather neatly done KO, wasn't it? 42 Damage, on the nose. NEXT."​

All rolls out of 10,000 except where explicitly stated otherwise.

Action 1:

Lucario is cooling down!
Sableye is focussing!
Sableye used Focus Punch!
Crit (<=416): 5620
(15 + 1)*1.5 = 24 Damage
-9 EN

Lucario was hurt by it's burn!
-2 HP

Action 2:

Lucario used Toxic!
Hit (<=9000): 3986
-7 EN
Sableye used Brick Break!
Crit (<=416): 2697
(8 + 1)*1.5 = 13.5 ~ 14 Damage
-6 EN

Sableye is hurt by Toxic!
-1 HP
Lucario was hurt by it's burn!
-2 HP
Lucario was KOed!

Team かたわれ時
Spikes - 2 Layers
:sm/lucario:
HP: KO
EN: KO
Status: KOed
:sm/gardevoir:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK

Team Geodude6
:sm/sableye:
HP: 67
EN: 40
Status: Imprisoning (Dig, Endure, Foresight) [1a], Bad Poison [2DPA]
:sm/greninja:
HP: 13
EN: 23
Status: OK

:sm/colossoil:
HP: 110
EN: 100
Status: OK

Order of Actions:
かたわれ時 Sends Out and Orders
Geodude6 Orders
REFEREE​
 
I technically only have Gardevoir so yeah.
Also sub-madness

:Gardevoir:
“Even with your sacrifice, I’m still going to die!”

:lucario:
“Nice switching of roles actually.”


:sm/Gardevoir:
Moonblast ~ Calm Mind ~ Moonblast
IF
Imprison [Moonblast and others] AND NOT Imprison [Draining Kiss and others], THEN initiate action string Draining Kiss x3, ELSE Hypnosis ~ Calm Mind ~ Double Team [2 clones]
IF Imprison [Moonblast and others] AND you are to go first, THEN initiate action string Imprison [Imprison, Dig, Icy Wind] ~ Double Team [2 clones] ~ Calm Mind
IF successful D/E, THEN Shadow Sneak and push back.
 
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I don't think you understand how Imprison works. Also, I'm pretty sure that first sub is illegal.

Metal Burst (Stall)~Shadow Claw (Stall)~Focus Punch+Poison Jab (Stall)
 
First one is definitely illegal - you can't have "ELSE" in a sub. Plus I've no clue what the 'ELSE' is attached to either, even if such a sub was legal.

Team かたわれ時
Spikes - 2 Layers
:sm/gardevoir:
HP: 80
EN: 100
Status: OK

Team Geodude6
:sm/sableye:
HP: 67
EN: 40
Status: Imprisoning (Dig, Endure, Foresight) [1a], Bad Poison [2DPA]
:sm/greninja:
HP: 13
EN: 23
Status: OK

:sm/colossoil:
HP: 110
EN: 100
Status: OK

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"Stall is broken with Focus Punch. Hey, it's a KO, though I have to imagine you could've done 21 Damage A3 for less than 22 EN..."​

All rolls out of 10,000 except where explicitly stated otherwise.

Pre-Round Malarky
Gardevoir took 12 Damage [Spikes]!

Action 1:

Gardevoir used Moonblast!
Crit (<=416): 1873
Lower SpA (<=3000): 4267

(10 + 3 + 3)*1.5 = 24 Damage
-6 EN
Sableye used Metal Burst!
24 x 1.25 = 30 Damage
-14 EN

Sableye is hurt by Toxic!
-2 HP

Action 2:

Gardevoir used Calm Mind!
-6 EN
Sableye used Shadow Claw!
Crit (<=1250): 4208
(7 + 3 + 1)*1.5 = 16.5 ~ 17 Damage
-4 EN

Sableye is hurt by Toxic!
-2 HP

Action 3:

Gardevoir used Moonblast!
Crit (<=416): 8491
Lower SpA (<=3000): 9854

(10 + 3 + 3)*1.5 + 2 = 26 Damage
-6 EN
Sableye is Focussing!
Sableye used Focus Punch + Poison Jab!
Crit (<=416): 1388
Poison (<=3000): 462

(23 + 1)*1.5 = 36 Damage
-24 EN

Gardevoir was KOed!
Chronic HP Deficiency
Sableye was KOed!
Insufficient Energy Syndrome

Game to Geodude6!

Rewards:

かたわれ時: 3 RC, 3 TC, -2 JC
Geodude6: 3 RC, 3 TC, -2 JC
Dogfish44: 3 RC, 8 JC
 
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