Would you rather...?

[Bayleef030]

Very simple. Come up with two scenarios or things or whatever, and the next poster has to choose what would be better (or less bad). And come up with a question for the next poster. And it's always fun to make it as crazy as possible. Pokemon-related or not Pokemon-related... Anything goes. Use your imagination. ;)

I'll go first. For the next poster...

Would you rather:
- Play through Pokemon Crystal with only a Magikarp, without using any items in battle? And yes, you have to beat Red, just the League is not enough.
- Play Pokemon Crystal and have to soft reset to get a full odds shiny for each and every one of your team members? You are not allowed to progress until you get the full odds shiny team member.

 

[Sijih]

Soft reset until shiny.
There's actually a thing called a 'Shiny Badge Quest' that people like doing, where you have to get a shiny starter then catch a shiny pokemon before all 8 gyms and before the elite 4. After that you beat the champion with your dapper looking team.
Although I've never been that into shiny hunting I've shiny hunted enough to know that I'd have way more fun with that than with playing through Pokemon Crystal with only a Magikarp.

Would you rather have to type everything else you're going to type on a computer with only one hand from now on
OR
Have to listen to only one of either the L/R audio channels every time you want to hear recorded sound (think only one of your headphones works forever)

 

[Bayleef030]

Soft reset until shiny.
There's actually a thing called a 'Shiny Badge Quest' that people like doing, where you have to get a shiny starter then catch a shiny pokemon before all 8 gyms and before the elite 4. After that you beat the champion with your dapper looking team.
Although I've never been that into shiny hunting I've shiny hunted enough to know that I'd have way more fun with that than with playing through Pokemon Crystal with only a Magikarp.

Would you rather have to type everything else you're going to type on a computer with only one hand from now on
OR
Have to listen to only one of either the L/R audio channels every time you want to hear recorded sound (think only one of your headphones works forever)

The second one. I'm a writer, so typing everything with only one hand is just too much to handle.

Would you rather get Body Slammed by Snorlax, or have a Ditto (transformed into Jynx) use Attract on you? :P

 

[Low-Key]

I'd rather get the body slam (unless I'm just a ghost and I'm immune to body slam)

Would you rather: Have a team full of 6 magikarps with no items, or have a team full of 6 trashy LC pokemon (WITH NO ITEMS)?

 

[greenandgrey77]

I'd rather get the body slam (unless I'm just a ghost and I'm immune to body slam)

Would you rather: Have a team full of 6 magikarps with no items, or have a team full of 6 trashy LC pokemon (WITH NO ITEMS)?

I'd rather have 6 trashy LC pokemon with no items since no matter how trashy they are, they still are better than magikarp.
Would you rather:
Get burnt by scald, or get frozen by ice beam

 

[Low-Key]

I'd rather have 6 trashy LC pokemon with no items since no matter how trashy they are, they still are better than magikarp.
Would you rather:
Get burnt by scald, or get frozen by ice beam

Burnt by scald. After all, stop, drop, and roll XD
Would you rather:
Get fire punched by Emboar or get Hydro Pumped by Samurott

 

[internet]

cute bayleef gif in the op

 

[Bayleef030]

internet, thank you!

SlowAndBruh, since internet didn't provide a question, I'll answer yours.

Hydro Pump. Being burned will probably hurt more and cause more long-term injuries.

Would you rather be married to Donald Trump (no, you can't break up or live apart from him, you're stuck with him for the rest of his life and can't get into another relationship when he dies), or would you rather be a Fisherman's weak Magikarp that keeps getting OHKO'ed by every random trainer that challenges your trainer?

 

[MegaBanette69]

internet, thank you!

SlowAndBruh, since internet didn't provide a question, I'll answer yours.

Hydro Pump. Being burned will probably hurt more and cause more long-term injuries.

Would you rather be married to Donald Trump (no, you can't break up or live apart from him, you're stuck with him for the rest of his life and can't get into another relationship when he dies), or would you rather be a Fisherman's weak Magikarp that keeps getting OHKO'ed by every random trainer that challenges your trainer?

Second. It'd be fun being a fish.

Would you rather fight a fairy gym with all dragons, or fight a Flying Gym with all Ground types?

 

[Plague von Karma]

Fighting a Flying gym with just Ground-types is free, they're getting the Stone Edging of their lives.

Would you rather;
- Be a hot male character in a yaoi visual novel-style game that's well-liked among the fujoshi crowd. You'll fully know what they're going to do to you, but you must enact the entire script.
- Sit through the entirety of the Fifty Shades film series without any breaks. You may bring snacks and drinks to the showing, but that's it. You must sit through all of it.

 

[Sijih]

Fighting a Flying gym with just Ground-types is free, they're getting the Stone Edging of their lives.

Would you rather;
- Be a hot male character in a yaoi visual novel-style game that's well-liked among the fujoshi crowd. You'll fully know what they're going to do to you, but you must enact the entire script.
- Sit through the entirety of the Fifty Shades film series without any breaks. You may bring snacks and drinks to the showing, but that's it. You must sit through all of it.

stone edge is way cooler in the anime

you answered before me. now my epic answer with a gif integrated is useless

 

[Bayleef030]

Fighting a Flying gym with just Ground-types is free, they're getting the Stone Edging of their lives.

Would you rather;
- Be a hot male character in a yaoi visual novel-style game that's well-liked among the fujoshi crowd. You'll fully know what they're going to do to you, but you must enact the entire script.
- Sit through the entirety of the Fifty Shades film series without any breaks. You may bring snacks and drinks to the showing, but that's it. You must sit through all of it.

Can I close my eyes during the Fifty Shades film, and try to think about something else? Or am I forced to actually pay attention to it?

Anwyays, I'll do that, even if I have to pay attention to that shit. I really don't want to be enacting that yaoi script. Fine if other people like it, but I really don't want to be touched by men (or by women I'm not close with). With Fifty Shades, I just have to watch, but I don't have to be touched against my will.

Would you rather use a Seaking on your competitive OU team (no Rain Dance team, so no Swift Swim abuse), or a Furret?

Which basically means, do you prefer 'Fuck Yeah Seaking', or 'Furret can walk'?

 

[War Incarnate]

Can I close my eyes during the Fifty Shades film, and try to think about something else? Or am I forced to actually pay attention to it?

Anwyays, I'll do that, even if I have to pay attention to that shit. I really don't want to be enacting that yaoi script. Fine if other people like it, but I really don't want to be touched by men (or by women I'm not close with). With Fifty Shades, I just have to watch, but I don't have to be touched against my will.

Would you rather use a Seaking on your competitive OU team (no Rain Dance team, so no Swift Swim abuse), or a Furret?

Which basically means, do you prefer 'Fuck Yeah Seaking', or 'Furret can walk'?

Seaking

Both are terrible but this one could put in some use in theory... sooooo... first option.

Would you rather use a really good mon on all of your teams and have it carry no synergy whatsoever, or use a bad mon on all of your teams but have it synergize with your team very well?

 

[Bayleef030]

Well, if the bad Pokemon has good synergy with my others and actually makes the team better, I would use the bad Pokemon.

Would you rather be extremely sexually attractive to most people, but have no friends? Or have lots of really close friends, but be sexually unattractive to most people?

 

[phoopes]

Or have lots of really close friends, but be sexually unattractive to most people?

this one hit too close to home

 

[Bayleef030]

this one hit too close to home

Sorry... I didn't intend to hurt you (or anyone else). I just wanted to see if people would favour friendship or sex. I hope things get better for you someday.

So yeah, for the next poster:

Would you rather be extremely sexually attractive to most people, but have no friends? Or have lots of really close friends, but be sexually unattractive to most people?

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

2, I guess.

(There’s a problem in that my choices would revolve around video games that potentially not many people have heard of.) Either way, pick your poison:

A: Farm for a Lucky Day badge drop in Paper Mario: TTYD (only dropped by one enemy that appears in the overworld twice in an optional... dungeon...? (IDK what to call the Pit of 100 trials) And on top of that, it’s a 37/50000 chance of it dropping said badge)
B: Explorers of Sky, escort mission to floor 44 of Zero Isle Center (aka the hardest non-level 1 dungeon in that game, where any job past floor 6 is 9 stars in difficulty)

 

[Bayleef030]

2, I guess.

(There’s a problem in that my choices would revolve around video games that potentially not many people have heard of.) Either way, pick your poison:

A: Farm for a Lucky Day badge drop in Paper Mario: TTYD (only dropped by one enemy that appears in the overworld twice in an optional... dungeon...? (IDK what to call the Pit of 100 trials) And on top of that, it’s a 37/50000 chance of it dropping said badge)
B: Explorers of Sky, escort mission to floor 44 of Zero Isle Center (aka the hardest non-level 1 dungeon in that game, where any job past floor 6 is 9 stars in difficulty)

Nasty... I haven't played Paper Mario, but I did play Mystery Dungeon - Explorers of Sky. I'd do the escort mission, as nasty as it is. I'd bring Pure Seeds and Reviver Seeds and hope for the best... That Paper Mario thing sounds like trying to shiny hunt at full odds, and I'm not a shiny hunter. I'm not willing to put in that much work for something I don't care about that much.

Would you rather quit being a Pokemon fan for the rest of your life, and quit all your Pokemon-related hobbies and throw away your Pokemon merch/games/stuff? Or have sex with Boris Johnson?

 

[Low-Key]

Nasty... I haven't played Paper Mario, but I did play Mystery Dungeon - Explorers of Sky. I'd do the escort mission, as nasty as it is. I'd bring Pure Seeds and Reviver Seeds and hope for the best... That Paper Mario thing sounds like trying to shiny hunt at full odds, and I'm not a shiny hunter. I'm not willing to put in that much work for something I don't care about that much.

Would you rather quit being a Pokemon fan for the rest of your life, and quit all your Pokemon-related hobbies and throw away your Pokemon merch/games/stuff? Or have sex with Boris Johnson?

OH
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM
wtf was that man?
i'd rather quit being a pokemon fan, after all having sex with Boris Johnson is GAY

would you rather face a stall with chansey, or face a sweep with mega rayquaza?

 

[MegaBanette69]

Chansey stall. Any Fighting type has instant dub, Chansey literally has a Def of 5.

EDIT: woops, forgot

 

[Low-Key]

Chansey stall. Any Fighting type has instant dub, Chansey literally has a Def of 5.

u didn't say the would you rather
anyways would you rather quit pokemon games forever or pokemon battling forever?

 

[MegaFlareon]

Quit Pokémon battling forever. I need to experience the games' new features. I would just go to Orange Islands or Smogoff if I really want browse Smogon.

Would you rather adopt a stray puppy/kitten or receive a purebred one as a gift?

 

[Bayleef030]

Quit Pokémon battling forever. I need to experience the games' new features. I would just go to Orange Islands or Smogoff if I really want browse Smogon.

Would you rather adopt a stray puppy/kitten or receive a purebred one as a gift?

Adopt. Those animals need a home.

Would you rather use Chikorita in your OU team, or Bayleef in your Uber team?

 

[MegaFlareon]

I'd use Bayleef in an Uber team since people on the Ubers ladder are less likely to talk trash on you if you use an unviable mon.

Would you rather bring back Mega Evolutions right now or erase the existence of Toxapex?

 

[PokeKids2]

I´d rather need a Teddiursa which is very tall