Dear Jedil,
You are Deadpool. Your real name is Wade Wilson. You were nicknamed the "Merc with a Mouth". You are a high-tech mercenary known for your wisecracks, black comedy, and satirical pop culture references. Like the X-Men's Wolverine, you are the product of the Canadian government's paramilitary Weapon X program, although your place of birth is unknown. After Weapon X cured your terminal cancer by implementing a regenerative "healing factor" extracted from Wolverine, you were left disfigured and insane. Basically, all you love to do now is just kill things.
Currently, you have no abilities. However, due to your involvement in the Weapon X program, you have the ability to gain them over time. Should you ever be targeted by a Night ability you will gain that ability for the next night. You keep all abilities that you gain over time. (Example, you were targeted to be hooked during the night, you now have the ability to be a hooker).
You also still contain Wolverine's DNA which allows you to regenerate. Because of this, you can never be killed during the night, however you still can die to a lynch vote.
Since you are such a clever and funny guy, once everyday you have to post a clever, witty one-liner to keep your credit as the "Merc with a Mouth" up. Otherwise, you might go insane and kill yourself.
You Win if you are the last one alive or if both you and William Stryker are the last alive in the game