you can have any pokémon you want, but you have to beat it in a fight first

[LeafLace]

Lopunny /j

 

[internet]

lopunny would probably kick your torso clean off

 

[BestDatrix]

i think i could reasonably kick the shit out of an eevee
maybe two eevees

 

[RainWaiv]

lopunny would probably kick your torso clean off

would have done that to me whether or not i won the fight #ngl

 

[RainWaiv]

sorry

 

[internet]

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion rainwaiv

 

[ToroZuzu]

Pokemon don't work like normal animals they're not gonna hate you just cause you fought. They love fighting.

Anyways, I could probably defeat a Trapinch with the right tools and a little effort. But I would gain experience by having friendly spars with it so I would be prepared to fight its evolved forms.

 

[internet]

Pokemon don't work like normal animals they're not gonna hate you just cause you fought. They love fighting.

yeah but if you used a large blunt object or even a firearm some pokémon might find that upsetting

 

[solrock the great]

if your mon hates you for fighting it, then it means you just werent tasteful with your attacks. do some research and see what battling style and etiquette is popular right now

 

[Rugi]

Every Pokemon inspired by a dog

 

[Rugi]

not because Im fond of pet dogs, but because I want to beat okidogi to death

 

[yureion]

id take a Gastly to eventually get a Gengar cus I mean I'd get a kick out of being haunted so eventually we'd become friends cus he's so exhausted from tryna spook me lol.

edit: itd be funny watching people under this premise try wobbuffet. having to accept they got beat by that thing lol.

 

[ToroZuzu]

yeah but if you used a large blunt object or even a firearm some pokémon might find that upsetting

thats just a held item. it's fine

 

[RainWaiv]

ima throw hands with the whole chandelure line one by one. i could slime that light fixture out with a fire hose. dont think that candle safe either.
plus chandelure is lowkey my favorite pokemon