You can pick any company to sponsor you

[Ununhexium]

I pick AriZona iced tea

The classic Arnold Palmer / lemon iced tea / green tea are all good but holy fuck the raspberry iced tea is heavenly

Sponsor me AriZona

 

[DiscoDucky]

Pepsi

In all seriousness, it'd be cool if Under Armour would sponsor me. I'm kind of preferential to their clothing, and I'm a fairly active person. More workout clothes means it's a win-win for me.

 

[BP]

Nike for shoes

 

[Celticpride]

CDPR, overhyped and incomplete describes both my academic career and Cyberpunk 2077. Brand synergy!

 

[Mace]

probably Nintendo would love free Nintendo games pre launch and pokemon cards

 

[earl]

Give me free tic tacs

 

[Mace]

Give me free tic tacs

go to new York any year but this one and people will give you packs, I got like 7 boxes last year

 

[Sijih]

i would be sponsored by whole foods. i would never have to pay for groceries again

 

[antemortem]

i would be sponsored by whole foods. i would never have to pay for groceries again

but you’d have to sell your soul to amazon in exchange; is it worth it?

 

[Sijih]

but you’d have to sell your soul to amazon in exchange; is it worth it?

they already know everything about me so i think not much would change

 

[AM]

Tempur-Pedic.

 

[Oglemi]

Nestle

I wanna be set when they take over all of our water

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Nestle

I wanna be set when they take over all of our water

No Nestle Crunch bars?

 

[GatoDelFuego]

I'll go with lockheed and Raytheon, get access to the military technology to smite my foes and I can play them against my own corp to start a turf war

 

[Martin]

Wayne Enterprises

 

[DrPumpkinz]

Ocean Spray baBY

 

[xzern]

smogon dot com! woohoo!

 

[Unfunnydededenotxd]

I want to be sponsored by Yes Energy LLC (yes this is real). Why? Me and 2 of my friends were screwing around on Google Maps, and I told the one with the computer to type yes into Google Maps, and Yes Energy LLC came up.

 

[TheUltraFinder]

Pokemon Center Japan. They have epic merch and...

five foot long furret doll that I would like to be my mascot