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Your weird and wacky dreams

I had a dream that I was in a sci-fi video game defending a space station from Lunatone spaceships.

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Last night I dreamt that my family and me were going to church for mass. What was weird was that joker from persona 5 was there (with his fancy attire and all). He even had a casual conversation with us and everything! Sadly I can't remember anything else that happened :(
 
ive had this dream recently of this curious/playful cobra (that comes outta one of those weird lil openings trees will do letting things like everything from snakes to squirrels/chipmunks sleep there) [there ain't no damn cobras in New York] and it trolls me with this goofy ass wide eyed look like it has intent to mess with me but i know it's cus deep down snakes & heights are my too "*packs up my papers/files* nope enough for this meeting i'm going home" energies in life lol. (for the millionth time i dont trust anything that moves without obvious access how lol - science cool, i get the explanation attempt, but nope, don't like it.) - hell i'll joke on myself: cue the ICP - Miracles gif.
Like it literally looks like a cute kid toy but the fact it won't leave me alone bothers tf out my dreams lol.
(sidenote did hate sleeping at my best friends house growing up cus his room always had to be like "Do you want "Life hates you or Life is indifferent but still mad at you heat?" for his snakes/lizards lol.)

I'll be outside in my backyard in a dream and see it poke its head out the base of the tree the clothesline tied to and I feel like Dora the Explorer with Swiper, like "OH #$%! THIS GUY" lol

the fact it's so harmless makes the dream even more annoying like it's the ultimate "i hate this kinda dream" troll.
 
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i had a dream last night (this was a night going into my work stint) of me thinking i didnt have that work stint cus i woke up and checked IN SAID DREAM; my app for work, and seen i wasnt scheduled then went back to sleep (in dream again)...... then woke up (in life)... after going to sleep (IN DREAM), waking up confused having to check again and seeing the lie.

i literally sat in my bed for a second like "Okay, now whoever is in control of these things --- that just wasn't fair, rude, disrespectful, and tbh: fuck you"

Not to mention that's dangerous lol.
 
i will spare you some of the details but i dreamt that a sausage was called a "dick kofte" which upon waking inspired me to realise that every meat product is a kofte of some sort

burgers are puck kofte
haggis is scottish organ kofte
steak is a deconstructed kofte
a chicken wing is a bone-in kofte
falafel is a vegan kofte
 
That's because all your dreams commit plagiarism. I'm taking you to court for copying my dreams.
Just read through all the posts in this thread. I've had all these same dreams, and more. Y'all are like beginners to me.
Counterpoint: under the TOS for life you signed at birth (don't remember that? well lets just say u didn't really have a choice), any and all dreams are considering public domain by default, unless the dreamer was actively conscious and in control, and it is simply impossible for chimp to have been conscious for every one of those dreams.
 
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