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Your weirdest or funniest fears
- Thread starter toaster04
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Horses, Velcro, revolving doors
Horses are majestic and all but don’t get too close because they are HUGE and would stomp all over me. I don’t trust them
Velcro. The sound of it ripping apart makes me nauseous. Yucky.
Revolving doors I’m always afraid I’m going to mistime it and hurt myself because I’m a big fat idiot
Horses are majestic and all but don’t get too close because they are HUGE and would stomp all over me. I don’t trust them
Velcro. The sound of it ripping apart makes me nauseous. Yucky.
Revolving doors I’m always afraid I’m going to mistime it and hurt myself because I’m a big fat idiot
As a kid I was afraid that if I didn't get off the escalator in time I'd get sucked into the cracks at the end
a kid i went to middle school with had that happen to him during music class. that shit definitely happens
aortic dissection
actually i dont think this qualifies as weird or funny just generally terrifying
actually i dont think this qualifies as weird or funny just generally terrifying
In agreement with Horses, due to how many times my Mum told me not to stand behind them when I was younger. Really any animal bigger than me in person scares me.
Bees are also a fear of mine mainly because I'm sensitive to bee stings and will swell up massively or get horrible rashes. For this reason I also fear honey, for the allergic reaction.
I also fear chickens mainly due to nightmares and being attacked by them as a kid.
I ocansionally get irrational fears of things in the dark that I know either a) is imossible or b) is VERY unlikely to happen
Being on a bridge for too long
Look, I'd also probably be afraid of the big bird that swoops down and steals my pasty out of my hand if I were still a kid.
The sight of seeing an empty can always makes my spine chill. Coming for someone who's room has very important documents lying on the floor where my sister can play with them
I have an ungodly fear of cockroaches
Navzyx-kun
Banned deucer.
real life galvantula
coconut crabs
Tbh that sounds more legit than weird for a fear
Btw mine used to be hanging clothes at night time
i dont think standing water counts as a weird fear for florida, but i might as well mention it
most dangerous organisms in florida water:
6) venomous spiders
5) venomous snakes
4) deadly bacteria
3) deadly amoebae
2) alligators
1) floridians
most dangerous organisms in florida water:
6) venomous spiders
5) venomous snakes
4) deadly bacteria
3) deadly amoebae
2) alligators
1) floridians
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Don't play Minecraft, then.
every time I get a notification for this, I am forced to remember that kid's eye.
This is not me making something up. It legitimately pops up every so often:
Sometimes when I’m getting water when I’m pretty thirsty I’ll get paranoid that right before I start drinking I’ll be teleported into the middle of a desert.
Sometimes when I’m getting water when I’m pretty thirsty I’ll get paranoid that right before I start drinking I’ll be teleported into the middle of a desert.
Whales. I hate whales
I get anxious whenever I think about laddering or any sort of ranked matchmaking system. RL, mons, chess, anything.
Yes, I know.
Yes, I know.