"GET ME MORE DONDAPOSTS JENKINS. QUICK QUICK QUICK! THESE ARE ONLY GONNA GO UP"
"jenkins you need to stop sarcasmposting. we need to diversify our portfolio with at least 10% genuineposting"
"JENKINS WHY ARE YOU BUYING OCTOBERPOSTS? THESE ARE A BUBBLE THAT WON'T LAST INTO NOVEMBER! WE NEED TO GET OUT BEFORE IT BURSTS!"
"jenkins buy 500 shares of the european poster hedge fund, short 200 necroposts, and buy 1000 shares of the smogoff index fund"