you're a poster on the floor of the new york post exchange

[Sijih]

"GET ME MORE DONDAPOSTS JENKINS. QUICK QUICK QUICK! THESE ARE ONLY GONNA GO UP"

"jenkins you need to stop sarcasmposting. we need to diversify our portfolio with at least 10% genuineposting"

"JENKINS WHY ARE YOU BUYING OCTOBERPOSTS? THESE ARE A BUBBLE THAT WON'T LAST INTO NOVEMBER! WE NEED TO GET OUT BEFORE IT BURSTS!"

"jenkins buy 500 shares of the european poster hedge fund, short 200 necroposts, and buy 1000 shares of the smogoff index fund"

 

[BP]

Buy the bouncing Cat that is Snessy! posts.

 

[xzern]

imagine being one of the suckers who day trades smogon posts. im a night trader, through and through. sim qdb posts about missing hydro pump are gonna be huge next year; expect some digussion on the smogoff cast about this little number! or rather; big number LOL

 

[Rugi]

"Sir you might want to see this reddit post"

 

[boo836]

buy xilinx

 

[Bog Monster]

I'm holding my xzernbucks till I die

 

[CanineIllusionist]

buy. sell. buy. sell. in the same poster over and over again to artificially increase the market interest. just selling to buy and buying to sell. the biggest profit for me is useless and fake data

 

[Brambane]

i know the maisetober thread is part of a pump and dump scheme, fuck y'all

 

[musiquepkmn]

i have 2 xzernbucks, no way am i letting that go. keep your gambling ways off this site

 

[Rugi]

My neopets stocks are in the green again Finally I don't have to sell NFT images of me in compromising positions

 

[CaffeineBoost]

i am a stock.

invest your likes into this post.

 

[ash601]

if I’m a stock I sure can’t wait for my value to crash leading to my inevitable death

 

[CaffeineBoost]

i am a stock.

invest your likes into this post.

it is now no post november.

due to a predicted loss of supply in posts, the value of this post has increased.

everybody who invested in this post has been rewarded a like as a result.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

i am a stock.

invest your likes into this post.

smogoff stock market crash (smogcrash)

everyone who liked this post now owes me 25 likes for every house they own, and 100 for every hotel.

 

[Fishy]

buy my new coin....... $QRTL...... first like gets 1,00000,,0000,0,000000 $QRTL bucks

 

[musiquepkmn]

hand em over

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

actually musiquepkmn i think you'll find i got there first

 

[Fishy]

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actually musiquepkmn i think you'll find i got there first

you haven't even liked my post to sell this joke, that'll cost a blastillion $QRTL bucks

as for musiquepkmn , please PM ur smogon username & password so that i can deposit your funds into ur acct

 

[Bice]

Invest in $BICE, it's going to the moon without oxygen tanks so everyone will suffocate! Yay!

 

[Ullar]

girlfriendposting is down, fianceeposting is UP UP UP!

 

[CanineIllusionist]

I'm heavily investing into Ullar (ULAR), it's only going to keep going up and up from here.

 

[BP]

I'm gonna run a pump on Red Scare Posting and 1920s American Propaganda posting. You guys better get it in you wanna reap the benefits. After all this the Smogoff posting exchange. We don't believe in all that commie Gobbledygook

 

[boo836]

buy xilinx

mama su my family's christmas is riding on you :(

 

[antemortem]

mlnkfish studios’ most recent analytic reports have confirmed that the recent thread economy has been on an upswing.

if you plan to invest, do it NOW.
if you recently pulled stocks, consider doubling your investments.
anyone who’s held steady: you’re doing the right thing. we’ll see you in the Bahamas come June.