Look Logan, I like to keep it simplistic
before you turn narcissistic,
you're a mental rejection, who can't manage ejaculation,
all your knowledge is derived from your own stupid invention.
Yer, that's right, you're not really as bright
as you think you are.
You won't go far, to find your absolute stupidity
and whilst my rhymes use fluidity your raps have the rigidity
of an unborn child, which is what you are inside
I'm Eagle4 gone wild, you better run and hide
'cause you raps mean nothing, now you're satisfied?
Look, Logan, you're a needless slogan,
for advertising why the use of drugs makes ya brain-dead,
because that's what you're on, what you are in the head,
Really, Logan, you think you can impress,
with your fucked-up thoughts? Let me confess
Logan, you're a mess, I couldn't care less
about your supernatural unrest, or your alien distress,
because Logan, with what you possess you'll never be a success,
it's your weird little mind pulling up facts from your behind,
I could try to be kind and say that I like your rhymes
But that would be wrong you oblong dong,
So really in truth, your rhymes are from youth,
as in the youth of a four year-old,
so now I'm sold that whilst your theories are bold
they're turning cold and oops, they've slowed
into a fuckfest of moronity you insignificant chode.
I'm done.
Actually no. @Shade:
Let's keep it christmas themed, it's what this season's for,
let me start off by saying that your mum's a ho-ho whore.
She'll jingle her bells, and whilst her fanny smells,
It's so big that fucking it could be considered vore.
And oh, your mum, you don't know what she did t'ya
Messing up your brain whilst givin' people chlamydia,
I wouldn't touch her, you don't know where she's been,
I mean no one could've foreseen
Those actions of obscene
and unclean
profanity with your uncle
which developed that caruncle.
Shade, you're looking grey, fifty shades to be precise,
which is what your mum read as she was scratching her pubic lice.
And whilst the amounts of time your mum's fucked is listless,
At least I can offer you this: Merry Christmas!