MikeDawg
Banned deucer.
Don't Drop That THUN THUN THUN
(Peaked #9)
Intro
So a few days ago I was at Speech Camp and I joined a twerk team, hence the theme. This is my second real team and I wanted to base it around Lead Skarmory as hazards seem so incredibly potent in this current meta. I had used this skarm on my most recent in-development-but-never-successful-team and I thought it was great paired with something like Banded Kyurem-B because it 3hkos the entirety of the meta anyway. Add in a few layers of hazards and it can break anything. Eventually the team looked quite different and ended up peaking #9 on the ladder with a 24-3 W/L (with one of those losses due to a freeze, one due to awful playing, and the other due to simply being outplayed). So here begins the teambuilding process (condensed because new forum hates pictures):
Teambuilding Process
The team began, as aforementioned, lead custap skarm and band Kyurem-B. I then figured, why not make a dragmag team? So I added salamence and magnezone. Starmie was added because I needed a spinner and then volc just because I could keep rocks off so easily. Eventually, scarf mence was too weak and I needed priority so I replaced it with DD Nite. Magnezone really had no use now since Kyurem could just break everything so it was replaced with Band Scizor (now SD) as scizor added utility while keeping a dragon resist. Finally, I ran into a huge amount of ferrothorns and got angry so Kyurem changed to breloom. And then it was done.
The Team
Thun Thun Thun (Skarmory) @ Rocky Helmet/Custap Berry
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 HP / 4 Def
Jolly Nature
- Spikes
- Stealth Rock
- Brave Bird
- Taunt
This is standard lead hazard skarm and it is great. It usually gets SR+2 Layers (Thus, Thun Thun Thun... what awful word play), leaving a huge amount of pressure on the opponent. I was originally running custap but I kept not going into custap range and starmie/forry were being huge assholes, so I temporarily changed to rocky helm but I realize now that if I were to run 252 attack instead of hp then custap would probably work better so I'll do that.
Mike (Dragonite) (M) @ Lum Berry
Trait: Multi Scale
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Fire Punch
- Extreme Speed
- Outrage
Also standard. Dragonite has been around since the very beginning and it is still great. It frequently punches holes in things like ferro and jirachi so that scizor and ko can just clean up afterwards. Extremespeed is also very helpful though a lot weaker than band which is unfortunate. I wish it outsped scarf 108s at +2. :(
Mikey (Scizor) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Technician
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Punch
- Swords Dance
- Super Power
- Bug Bite
SD Scizor is fantastic in this metagame. Once it sets up, it can frequently just poop all over everything, doing like 70% to hippowdon with bug bite. Hazards help secure those bullet punch kos that are lost without band if I don't have time to boost and rocks really help keep volcorona at bay (and in ko range for scizor!)
Kyliah (Starmie) (F) @ Life Orb
Trait: Analytic
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Ice Beam
- Scald
- Psyshock
Kyliah (pronounced Kylah, don't ask me why) is always like "You're a star," but now she is so it's ironic. Anyway, Starmie is far stronger than it looks and it frequently has the capability to run through the opposing team alone. I wish I had room for thunderbolt but it's okay. Starmie gives me a nice way to deal with the latis, keldeo, etc. while offering much needed rapid spin support. Between this and taunt skarm, I rarely have hazards on my side of the field. Scald > Surf/Hpump may seem weird, but I can't stand to use hpump (it terrifies me to use fblast on volc as is) and I don't lose any important kos with scald (except scizor in rain but meh). However, that 30% burn chance makes me an asshole and that's okay.
Cristen (Volcarona) @ Life Orb
Trait: Flame Body
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Modest Nature
- Quiver Dance
- Giga Drain
- Flamethrower
- Bug Buzz
Volcarona is usually the star of the team and somewhat frequently clean sweeps. It runs right through the common celebi+rachi defensive duo and kills everything while healing with giga drain. It has a huge amount of set up opprotunities (I enjoy weak priority that is needed to pick off dnite or something) and the spdef boost really helps. I had fire blast on here, but then it missed once and I got scared so I stopped using it. The only thing I miss out on is dnite that switched into stealth rocks once and took ~10% of prior damage, but I don't care (actually dnite is kind of a problem). Maybe I'll run fblast again. :(
Cooper (Breloom) (M) @ Focus Sash
Trait: Technician
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Spore
- Swords Dance
- Mach Punch
Breloom is great at accentuating my already prevelant weaknesses, but it brings so much to the table as well. Since hazards are normally not on the field, sash gives me a great chance to halt a sweep with spore. It can even do quite a bit of damage itself when boosted. As mentioned though, it makes me even weaker to dnite and volc the like but it also gives me more leeway against other things.
Threats:
Whenever I see heatran I'm like... dammit. Now half my team is useless until it dies. It puts a stop to both dnite and volc which pisses me off. It can't really do much but stop me from doing much, but it's still annoying.
If it sets up before I do, it will be a bitch to take down. Dnite works well against it but the dragon can only do so much. My volc easily 1hkos with flamethrower at +1 though.
I realize now that fire blast won't help because it wasn't dragonite itself that was giving me issues, it was dragonite in the rain who takes almost nothing from my whole team bar starmie (outspeeds at +1 though) and scizor (meh). If it has multiscale than it's probably good game.
Conclusion:
Thanks for reading, guys! Please suggest things or don't. Either one works. Just do what makes you happy. I can wall twerk rather well. I'm just a white male with a dream. That dream does not actually involve twerking. Why is that even a thing. Why can't white people be themselves on the dance floor anymore. Let's just go wop/wobble/twerk/whatever into dancing hell. Shut up society. Have a nice day.
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