My dearest and most valued companion tennisace,
Your charming and delightful message has left me absolutely titillated! Thank you for your pleasurable words and well-behaved mannerisms. Unfortunately for us warmblooded folk, mother nature has woven a frigid blanket of white powder over our local surroundings. As a result, I have receded to the warm folds of my jacket, scarf, and mittens. I pray that you too are staying warm during these trialing times; it would fill me with a great sadness if I were to find that you have succumb to the dreaded illness that is the sniffles.
I, likewise, bid you a pleasant visit to the Smogon forums and praise you for all of the humble services you perform, you zealous champion.
With all my heart,
~Birkal