[General Spoon]

At the end of the day my high school English teacher enters the hotel and stabs mewtwo15026 to death with her Pointy Stick of Death.

You are Shark Week.

You are aired on the Discovery Channel for annually, and last for one-week, usually running in July and/or August. You are awesome, airing nothing but programs about sharks for that whole week, with new content every year. You are going to help out your allies in the Very Big Corporation of America.

At night you may send General Spoon and shuckles my hero a PM entitled “Night x – Special show just for USER” You will air on USER's television, causing him to be stunned silent by the awesomeness. If USER posts in the game thread the following day phase, he will be godkilled by shark with legs.

You are allied with the Very Big Corporation of America. You win if at least one of your members is alive and all other factions have been eliminated.

Yay! The Very Big Corporation of America has been eliminated from the game. The remaining Fluffy Grazing Animals decide to share their role PMs with each other in an act of friendship. My high school English teacher first takes iiMKULtra's role PM and reads it out loud.

You are Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

You are one of the Knights of the Round Table of Arthur, King of the Britons. You aided him in his quest for the Holy Grail, but were not given any screentime for your exploits, prompting the narrator to make a joke about how aptly named you are. As if that wasn't enough, everybody says that you're a bit young to be a knight. You have joined the Fluffy Grazing Animals to aid them.

At night you may send General Spoon and shuckles my hero a PM entitled “Night x – Break the fourth wall” In the body of the PM you are to write a question which can be answered with a “yes” or with a “no”. The question may not contain any Smogon names.The hosts will then truthfully answer your question. If you are unsure if you can ask a question, you should check with us first.

You are allied with the Fluffy Grazing Animals. You win if at least one of your members is alive and all other factions have been eliminated.

Next up is StevenSnype. His role PM is also read by my high school English teacher.

You are Lex Luthor.

You are the President of LexCorp, and the archenemy of Superman. You are so intelligent that you take Superman on only using your brains, and do a pretty good job of it. You spent your younger days as a mad scientist, but you've put that way behind you. So far behind you that you were once elected President of the United States. You have thrown your lot in with the Fluffy Grazing Animals in this battle.

At night you may send General Spoon and shuckles my hero a PM entitled “Night x – Take 40 cakes from USER” While nobody is looking, you will take 40 cakes from USER, causing him to die from grief. However, this is a terrible act, and the police will start a manhunt, preventing you from stealing cakes the following night. Therefore, this can only be done every other night, starting from the first night you successfully steal cakes.

You are allied with the Fluffy Grazing Animals. You win if at least one of your members is alive and all other factions have been eliminated.

My high school English teacher then starts to talk about her cats. One of them is named Merlin; he's the oldest and biggest cat they have. He doesn't really do much, but when he does do things its funny. Then there was this one time she saw a kitten abandoned in a parking lot, and then her husband walked over and saw that she was looking at it, and he sighed and said something to the effect of "Alright, fine. What are we going to name him?" And then later when she gets back on track, she reads markyguila's role PM.

You are Coach.

You were a health teacher and and the coordinator for the freshman football team at a high school in Savannah before the zombies came and ruined your happy life of teaching the little ones. Despite this you have remained optimistic, and your struggles have proven to you that teamwork and good weapons are important to surviving a zombies apocalypse. And now the Fluffy Grazing Animals need your help surviving this fight.

As the survivor of a zombie apocalypse, your opinion carries more weight than a normal person's. As such, your vote towards lynches counts as two.

You are allied with the Fluffy Grazing Animals. You win if at least one of your members is alive and all other factions have been eliminated.

Then when she's done with that, she shows you some Strongbad emails. Congratulations on winning Fluffy Grazing Animals!

You can expect the postgame to be up sometime this weekend.